A step by step guide (some assembly required)

[Darth InSidious]

1. Cut a hole in the box.

[Darth InSidious]

2. Using the left-hand flap, glue your hand to your elbow.

[Samuel Dravis]

how do i unstick my arm i have to go to work in a few mins please help

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

pee on it like a jelly fish bite

[zelda 41]

is this really what we have been reduced to?

although i suppose it could be seen as a step forward.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

you're too young to understand

[zelda 41]

i'm sure

[Sabretooth]

3. Cut off the edges using a sawtoothed scissor.

[KingCheez]

4. Just Do It, Dude

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

duuuuuuuude

[KingCheez]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

[Ray Jones]

hepp

[Darth InSidious]

5. Invert the negative impulse wave-guides using the baryonic inversion manipulator.

[Sabretooth]

6. Multiply the number of candidates for election in your local constituency with the number of horses in your household - subtract the impulse wave-guide's negative frequency from this figure.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

sabre you'll like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN9q-GQau8

[Pho3nix]

Not really my turf, but

 

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[Sabretooth]

sabre you'll like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN9q-GQau8

 

It was a nice song, but I didn't like it.

 

And don't derail the thread thanks

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

it's about incest

[Sabretooth]

it's about incest

 

Oh I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics

 

brb

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

the lyrics are the best part the music is so-so but the lyrics are incredible like every other 'dan song

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/donald-fagen-defends-steely-dan-to-friends,2601/