What would you do with...........? (read first post)

[Darth Avlectus]

Ok, should be simple enough. It's the "what would you do with" game.

 

Paster above you asks the question and inserts random said thing.

 

You answer and it's your turn to ask the question.

 

Make it as logical or as silly as you want (both answering and asking).

 

I.E.

Start by:

"What would you do with"

Finish with inserting said object, etc.:

a chainsaw?

(underline for illustration purposes and completely optional)

 

 

 

What would you do with a glass bottle?

 

I'd break it over my head!

 

***

 

What would you do with a bicycle?

 

I'd ride it on a bumpy road.

 

What would you do with your favorite show host?

 

And so on and so forth.

 

Let's begin:

 

What would you do with a drill press?

[Alkonium]

I'd use it on every inanimate object I can find.

 

What would you do with an electrified guitar?

[CommanderQ]

Hit a zombie over the head with it! Then melt some faces with awesomeness.

 

 

What would you do with a nuclear toaster?

[HockeyGoalie35]

make Nuclear toast: "Only toast cockroaches can eat!" tm.

 

a tub of cold fusion byproduct waste

[RC-3556]

Use it as toothpaste.

 

What would you do with SW: The Clone Wars?

[N-5/Prudii]

Force my worst enemy to watch it for three days straight.

 

What would you do with the entire Russian nuclear arsenal?

[RC-3556]

Nuke george lucas and dave filoni 50 times.

 

What would you do with an electronic Llama

[CommanderQ]

I would bring him to an electronic paradise, where I would force the native peoples to worship it, and thus create the New Incan Empire. Based on a Llama.

 

What would you do with an albino black sheep.

[N-5/Prudii]

I would harvest it's wool to make an invulnerable suit.

 

What would you do with a UFO under your command?

[Alkonium]

Reverse-engineer the technology, use it to give humanity FTL travel and artificial gravity.

 

What would you do with The Book of Pure Evil?

[RC-3556]

Sell it on eBay.

 

What would you do with a Tank?

[Sabretooth]

Put fishes in it. And maybe some water or something. Beer, maybe.

 

What would you do with a clone of yourself? (Other than THAT)

[Alkonium]

The other only meaningful thing you can do with your exact double.

 

What would you do with an Olympic sized swimming pool full of beer?

[CommanderQ]

Throw a match in it, and have an Olympic sized fireworks display. (or...maybe have a fire dance or something like that....)

 

What would you do with an Olympic-sized pool filled with assorted fruits and strange Japanese snack foods?

[RC-3556]

Sell it to korea as a WMD

 

What would you do with a girl clone of yourself?

[Alkonium]

Like you need to ask.

 

What would you do with two clones of yourself, one male and one female?

[Sabretooth]

Become an overnight worldwide sensation, become rich and have sex with hundreds of supermodels.

 

What would you do with an Alaskan presidential candidate?

[Alkonium]

Bait them into saying something career-ruining on live TV.

 

What would you do with The Necronomicon?

[RC-3556]

Read it.

 

What would you do with the space below this that i call my sig?

[N-5/Prudii]

Replace the useless text with five videos of Rick Astley contained in a spoiler.

 

What would you do with ownership of Skywalker Ranch?

[Alkonium]

Build an exact, full-scale replica of the Jedi Temple on top of it.

 

What would you do with power over Cthulhu?

[Sabretooth]

Fund his education and help him get a job.

 

What would you do if a family member/roommate declared your apartment/house a sovereign state?

[RC-3556]

Shoot em, cos their rules say that I can.

 

What would you do Sabretooth if he were gay?

 

P.s you do realise im gonna do that now prudii.

[Sabretooth]

...if who were gay, and what is a prudii?

[N-5/Prudii]

Lol, that's me.