Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2010 Author Posted December 1, 2010 @ posts starting #22 C'mon guys, give it up. Don't make me call your moms. The thread is "what would you do with." What do I look like? Do I look like a bitch? Do-I-LOOK-like a bitch? No? Then why you postin' for me like a bitch? Back on track... What would you do with a douche bag.
urluckyday Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Hit them? Or are we talking about an object...lol, gotta be specific! What would you do with 30 million toothpicks?
Sabretooth Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 Assemble them in the shape of a tree and be hailed as the greatest ecoist artist that ever lived. After writing the Ecoist Manifesto. What would you do with a rapper in a wrapper?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 3, 2010 Author Posted December 3, 2010 Run away as fast as possible because that sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen. What would you do with a pet Skeletor from Dragon Warrior?
RC-3556 Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Feed it. Your intestines. What would you do if someone sued you.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 3, 2010 Author Posted December 3, 2010 Dunno about *if* but I'd do something WITH their mother. What would you do with a wisecrack n00b and plastic food wrap?
Alkonium Posted December 5, 2010 Posted December 5, 2010 Mummify this noob. What would you do with something known only as "Destiny Meth"?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 6, 2010 Author Posted December 6, 2010 Pull a Cheech like with space coke and wreck the neighborhood before blasting off into space to that giant joint in the sky. Mummify this noob. Why stop there? Why not mummify him naked to a freezing cold light post? What would you do with a bodyguard calling himself Leeroy Jenkins?
RC-3556 Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 Put a cave in front of him and see if he runs into it without heed. What would you do with the american dream?
Alkonium Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 Prove that it's meaningless jargon. What would you do with the TARDIS?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 9, 2010 Author Posted December 9, 2010 Travel time with it, presumably. (Sorry I'm not as adamant about Dr. Who.) What would you do with a bottle of absinthe?
Alkonium Posted December 18, 2010 Posted December 18, 2010 Weaponise it. What would you do with a time loop?
Hallucination Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 Relive last Tuesday from 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. a million times. What would you do with a coupon for an erotic massage or an ode to you from the ghost of Christmas present?
Alkonium Posted December 19, 2010 Posted December 19, 2010 Get an erotic massage from the Ghost of Christmas Present. What would you do with one of my typical gender-bending plot devices?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 20, 2010 Author Posted December 20, 2010 Twist it to my advantage so much you could not recognize it, and use it in a hentai I create from it. Then profit obscenely and give you none of it. What would *you* do with a bowl of spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti?
Hallucination Posted December 20, 2010 Posted December 20, 2010 Eat it. What would you do with a rocket bike that only runs when it's snowing?
Totenkopf Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Subcontract to Santa every Xmas.... What would you do with your last day on earth?
urluckyday Posted December 21, 2010 Posted December 21, 2010 Find all the ladies and get busy. What would you do on day one of zombie apocalypse?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 21, 2010 Author Posted December 21, 2010 Get all the red potions (zombies ate my neighbors reference, LA game FTW) and stockpile. What would you do with a meat grinder?
purifier Posted December 24, 2010 Posted December 24, 2010 Sell it to a zombie in a zombie apocalypse. What would you dooo-oooo for a KIT-KAT bar? (yeah that was lame wasn't it....couldn't help it though)
Alkonium Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 Buy one at retail price. What would you do with five minutes to live?
urluckyday Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 Buy one at retail price. What would you do with five minutes to live? Listen to my favorite song "More than a Feeling" by Boston...and then drink a can of Diet Coke - my favorite drink. What would you do if you found out that you were related to royalty?
Hallucination Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 Marry one of my cousins, but in a really classy way. What would with the expectation that you would marry your cousin?
purifier Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 Philosophy 101: "Expectations will often lead to disappointment. No expectations - no disappointment." What would you do if you lost your mind....and couldn't find it?
TriggerGod Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 I'd finally fit in with the rest of America, so I wouldn't dare try to find it. What would you do if you didn't do what you did for that Klondike bar? What would you do if you found out that you were related to royalty? Its extremely far back in history, but I am related to a German princess (6th in line to the throne, IIRC). So its no different than any other day.
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