DrMcCoy Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 I don't think you want blood and guts all over your TV room. And other rooms.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 Cat. Definitely get a cat. The only mouse I've seen in my house was dead, torn asunder and had an expression of horror frozen on its face. As if its last thought was, 'What the hell is that giant monster with claws and teeth?'
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 4, 2014 Posted July 4, 2014 the last time I tried to free a mouse from our cats mouth, the mouse was in the cats mouth backwards with it's head sticking out (which looked surreal enough) and as I tried to free it, the MOUSE bit me, I yelped and the cat ran off with the doomed mouse.
Artisa Posted July 5, 2014 Author Posted July 5, 2014 Indeed Though I'd love to have any form of pet if my bro would ever allow me
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Wally the Space Dolphin says that you do indeed have a pet already, and it is a large Norway rat whose name in unpronounceable and meaningless to humans that lives undiscovered in the walls directly behind your bed and comes out when you sleep to hunt for the basic foodstuffs of rat survival like candy bars, nacho chips (not crisps) and deodorant, and occasionally to stop in front of the mirror while you're away to preen and admire his ratliness then maybe play some video games (check the high scores) all the while spreading general rat nastiness all about the place like radiation, and he says he knows this well because comets play much the same role in the solar system, lurking out beyond the Oort cloud and sneaking in to gobble up the sunshine while spewing a trail of gaseous plasma which annoys the planets (which are aware on a certain level) to some degree.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 That's why he gets his own smilie on lucasforums. Just like me!
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 7, 2014 Posted July 7, 2014 (Un)interesting story. I was out with a friend in a rather rough pub (a bar Zoom, a bar) a few months ago, reliving the glory days when it wasn't so rough. Anyway, we'd been there an hour or so, it was dull, so we drank up and left, only to be shouted at walking down the street by this rather portly looking fellow with a gruff look on his face. After finally realising that he was shouting at us, I turned, walked back to him to ask what he was saying. Looking at my friend, he said:- "you dissed Wally in the bogs(common word for toilet)", to which I couldn't resist asking "where's Wally?", whilst trying not to smirk. The rest of the story is (more) bollocks, so I'll leave it at that.
Skinkie Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 Wally? Is this a foreign thing? Where I'm from, we call him Waldo
DrMcCoy Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 Actually, that changed name "Waldo" is a foreign thing. "Where's Wally" is originally British.
RoyTordesLegend Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 This really pains me to say.....but McCoy is right on the money!
Artisa Posted July 8, 2014 Author Posted July 8, 2014 I couldn't resist asking "where's Wally?", whilst trying not to smirk. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Where I'm from, we call him Waldo I've always known him as Wally, something me and my Canadian friend would often debate over.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 8, 2014 Posted July 8, 2014 Wally the Space Dolphin says that the extra dimensional nature of his existence makes it somewhat difficult to explain in the geospatial coordinates appropriate for three dimensional beings on a round world exactly where he 'is' since although he is solid, real and displaces volume of surrounding material in a fashion much like ourselves, there is no common point of reference (other than time, which is not dimensional) to which he can refer than can be also recognized by ourselves and used to build an understanding of 'where' he might be...other than his time is also 'right now.' Whatever. If someone asks me where my wally is, I say I keep it in my pants.
Artisa Posted July 9, 2014 Author Posted July 9, 2014 Like your swords, huh? In other news, Germany kicked Brazil's a$$ and there's a comic con in London this weekend that I can't find people to go with
DrMcCoy Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 I don't really care for football, but that game was brutal. O_o I'd go with you to the comic con, but I'm unfortunately in Germany, not in London.
Artisa Posted July 9, 2014 Author Posted July 9, 2014 Yeah I don't watch football either, but I got the gist from my brother, my driving instructor, and the myriad of facebook statuses Gah! Going as Jack Sparrow, as amusing as it is, isn't as fun alone
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