Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Welcome, friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Jmac, I can't help but think that the LHC will cause something really, really bad to happen. I mean, they're messing around with fundamental particles! I know Half-life was just a game, but is a black hole sucking out the innards of the planet the future we really want? The scientists are getting so that they only want to research and don't even care about the possible impact on EVERYONE that their malignant schemes may have... glad you started this group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Yes, they work with things like 'strange quarks'. That means they're definitely satanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 google images has failed me there was nothing interesting for end times on the first page D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I am organizing a rebel group based in Mumbai, India that will fight against aliens that will invade through a portal created by the Collider. Our intelligence reports that they will be big, purplish-green, will love Country music and will be led by the reincarnation of Salvador Dali. My Intelligence Chief has also just reported that they make excellent burgers. Funny, I noticed his eyes changed colour. And he had a bit of a purplish-green tinge to his skin. Regardless, we are open to applications from all of you. Join now and fight, or become their slaves and repent later! btw, they seriously make great burgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 THE DAY OF JUDGMENT IS NIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovâná Ẑelezný Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Thats actually what some people thought P.S. I'm for it. We need to find the missing links in particle physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Those psychotic physicists at CERN are going to kill us all, what right do they have to mess with reality and open up portals to other dimensions!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 That's what physicists do, SD. They also make lasers shoot into people's houses and pop huge Jiffy-Pop, causing popcorn to erupt into the neighborhood to the joy of nearby children while Tears For Fears is overheard. In other words, you should totally change your major. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 you have a point, tk, i will think about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted November 14, 2008 Author Share Posted November 14, 2008 -- Beatles knew what was up. Tell me that's not a super-spectacular way to go, way better than nuclear war. Even aliens would be pretty damned impressed. I'll take fusion over fission any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://www.theonion.com/content/news/scientists_warn_large_earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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