CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Ummm...this is pointless...*shoots Chev's computer and it explodes in sparks* ..and everything will go back to normal:D *Everything goes back to normal...slightly* *Star Destroyer fits into Tardis* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Actually, if you rig your TARDIS to materialise around the Star Destroyer, instead of in it, it's entirely possible, considering how big TARDISes are on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Oh, okay... *Tardis fits around Star Destroyer* Let's go conquer the world!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 The trouble is getting it out of the TARDIS, unless you use transmats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Okay. *Uses transmats* NOW LET'S CONQUER THE WORLD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Third Chev is watching from the Doctor Who Universe* This is going to backfire...I just know it *Rose appears next to her* Those CQ's just never learn do they? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Alkonium's TARDIS materialises next to them and he steps out* I really shouldn't give them advice, or at least not good advice. Say, Rose, by any chance would you know where I could find Donna, Martha, and Captain Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Third Chev looks at Alkonium in confusion* Hey! Where's your Chev? I owe her for telling me how to get here Anyway, Donna has gone home, she...bit off more then she could chew on the whole doctor-Donna thing, we had to erase her memory otherwise, she would have died, Captain Jack and Martha are at Torchwood, why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I'd rather not talk about the other two Chevs. And Rose, thanks. It's fun time. *jumps back into his TARDIS and it dematerialises* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Rose and Third Chev stare at each other* Third Chev: I can't help but wonder why he would rather not talk about it Rose: I'm almost afraid to ask what "Fun Time" is... Chev: Same here. Rose: well...we saved the universe, the TARDIS is in for repairs and the night is young...what do you want to do? Third Chev: Lets get pizza! Rose: Finally! someone around here is thinking straight *Chev grabs rose and dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Appear in mid-1800s* M: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD! F: YES!! Random English bystander: I say! You seem to look like regular bobby-dazzlers!! M and F: Ummmm...maybe we should've gone somewhere else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Third Chev is watching all of this while eating pizza with rose* I can't wait to see what happens when they try to go back to the roman empire! That's going to be hillarious! *Chev hands Rose some popcorn* I have the strange feeling that those two are going to end up running away from thousands of roman solders through the corridors of a star destroyer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Appear during WW2 in Nazi Germany* M: Wow! Look at all those marching people and their tanks! Awesome! F: Yep, totally....ummm...what are they doing? M: It seems that that weird guy with the mustache is waving at us...and...oh great! V-2 MISSILE INCOMING!!!!!! F:AAAAGGGHHH!!!!! *The two disappear before the Nazi missile hits them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 *Alkonium's TARDIS materialises by Third Chev and Rose, and he steps out, drunk, wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a red UNIT beret and holding a bottle of hypervodka* Heh, UNIT and Torchwood, a winning combination! So, should we try to stop them before they cause a massive paradox? *grabs a slice of pizza and starts eating it.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Third Chev frowns* I can't leave here, everytime we leave something bad happens, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Appear in Medeavil England* M: Ummm..this place doesn't look so inviting... F: Nope... Random Golden crowned person: I am KING ARTHUR! You will leave this land, armored creatures! KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE....ATTACK!! M and F: RUN! *Disappear...but with Knights in tow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Third Chev is rolling on the floor and laughing with Rose* Hahahahahahaa!!!!!1 Did you see the looks on their faces when the knights went after them?! Hillarious!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *after his unmentionable fun with Martha and Captain Jack, Alkonium returns to Third Chev and Rose, dressed in jeans, a plaid button up shirt, a jean jacket, and a black Fedora.* If I have to save them myself, I will. Sooner or later, this gallivanting across time and space without concern for the proper timeline will get them killed, or worse, destroy the entire universe with a paradox. No point in trying to stop me, but feel free to join me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Appear again during WW2, but this time directly over a battle field* M: Oh no! F: AAAHHH!! King Arthur: RAAH! AT THEM BRAVE KNIGHTS! RR-AAAAAAAAAA...*Arthur and Knights fall out of Star Destroyer and right in the middle of the Battle of Stalingrad* M and F: *Smile and disappear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Chev: that's it. those CQ's have had it too good for too long *Third Chev sets the TARDIS on auto-pilot to pick up the knights and drop them off in the star destroyer* Third Chev and Rose: I love this part *TARDIS materializes right next to the CQ's on their star destroyer and the knights pile out and stare at them* *TARDIS dematerializes* King Arthur: AFTER THEM!!!!! *Knights begin the hunting of the CQs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Alkonium's fixing time while singing the songs from BabelColour's Doctor Who tributes* Back in '64 before you were born... *diverts the knights' attention* So if you want to join me, for a while, just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style... *leads them into a portal back to their proper time* He's got to be strong, and he's got to be tough, and he's got to be fresh from a fight... *Distracts the soldiers who are supposed to be at Stalingrad* Thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightening! *materialises the TARDIS around CQ's Star Destroyer* It has honour, it has character, and it's British *dematerialises the TARDIS* I look stylish, I look smart, I am a walking work of art... *materialises at HQ* But when I look at your face, I'm not so sure. *dematerialises again, leaving behind the Star Destroyer* Whoa oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm an Englishman in New York... *redirects the Nazi's V-2 missile to avoid hitting anything.* He's got to have big blue eyes, be able to satisfy, be big and strong, and love to turn me on... *dematerialises the TARDIS again* Jellied eels, jellied eels, wobblin about like wonky wheels... *meets back up with Third Chev and Rose* I'm just a traveller, upon the sea, of time, of life, of Fate's Wide Wheel. I'm just a traveller, in this mystery. The me I am is all that's real to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Hmm, I think I can extract enough transdimensional residue to figure out where that other Chev came from, and then cross the void into that parallel world. *scans the area around the breach with his sonic crowbar* I've got enough. Allons-y! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Chev's Computer: Emergency program alpha one is now online, emergency medical support is online. *Chev's body appears in a medical tube* Chev's Computer: scanning for life signs...scanning. Life signs detected. initilizing emergency medical treatments. *Chev's body jerks as kolto and bacta are pumped into it, then vanishes* Chev's computer: transmat online, destination: TARDIS zero room. *inside the zero room, Chev is up and about* Chev: status report Chev's computer: Emergency signal has been detected. Dimensional breach has been detected. Chev from alternate reality appeared and asked for your location. Chev: you know what that means right? Chev's Computer: Affermative. Entity Zero Zero One has escaped from the dimensional pocket Chev: Activate cyborg program, Chev one Chev's computer: Program online, program is now running. *Chev is covered in liquid metal that fuses to her hand, creating an arm cannon and other various weapons* Chev: Time since Alternate Chev appeared? Chev's Computer: Two hours, fifteen minutes, thirty one seconds Chev: Computer, Activate Program, Chev delta omega Chev's Computer: affermative *A dimensional breach appears and we hear the same sounds of combat we heard earlier* Chev Time to go. Computer, seal the breach by any means necessary after I go through, do not allow anyone to follow me Chev's Computer: Affermative *Chev jumps into the dimensional pocket and it seals behind her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Alkonium is also in the alternate universe, wearing Gue'vesa'la armour and holding a Tau Pulse Rifle* Chev, is that you? I'm pretty sure you were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Looks at Alkonium in suprise* How'd you get here? this area is off limits to all non-chevs. And I was dead, I'm not anymore for some reason. the last thing I remeber was Trigger taking down evil chev, and then a sharp pain and then I had a wonderful nap. But anway, you need to leave. now. This enemy is the creation of every chev in every reality, it somehow combined with its otherselves and they fused together. *Chev pushs Alkonium through the reality breach and seals it* bye *Chev opens a dimensional beach and jumps through. the breach seals behind her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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