CommanderQ Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 *Puts cup of nog down* *thinks* If I remember my Clone Training session 7, 123, 624....Alcoholic egg nog could be dangerous to my health and could make me do things in an extremely stupid way... *looks at nog* ...IT'S WORTH IT!! *Downs the glass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Alkonium steps out of his TARDIS, healed, sober, and not hung over* Now, I still have yet to attempt to make out with CQ and Chev... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 NO! NEVER! THAT SHALL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME!! DO IT TO CHEV, NOT ME! OR YOU SHALL PAY!! 1000 DOLLARS APPROXIMATELY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Evil Chev materializes, ties up CQ and presents him to Alkonium* Here ya go! all wrapped up and everything! *Evil Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Cut to what happended to third Chev during christmas* *Third Chev is partying with a massive group of Sontarans, Daleks, Cybermen and various other Doctor Who foes and companions* *After the party is done and everyone is drunk, we see that third chev has apparently fallen asleep on top of a very drunk Rose Tyler* Rose smacks her with the big Dalek Killer gun* Wake up! *Third Chev rubs her head* What was that for?! *Rose points up toward the celling and smiles evily* We're under the mistletoe...you know what that means? *Third Chev smiles nervously back* Uhhhhh....I think I do. *Rose kisses Third Chev and then drags her into the TARDIS which then Dematerializes* *Back in the main universe, Chev is reading all of this on a letter* Huh. I did not see that one coming. Well, I hope Rose isn't to rough on her. And I thought that Rose loved the Doctor! What's up with that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 *after making out with CQ, Alkonium uses his sonic crowbar to pull Chev back* Bringing me CQ didn't get you off the hook. And don't try dematerialising, I've disabled your TARDIS functions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Chev slowly backs up and reaches into her pocket* Do you know what happens when you hold two identicle sonic devices against each other? Yes. Lets find out anyway! *Chev holds two sonic screwdrivers together and in the ensuing chaos, manages to escape to her old TARDIS* Bye! *TARDIS travels through a time portal and then dematerializes while in the time portal* Good thing I know how to travel to alternate universes! *Chev manages to breach the dimensional barrier and release thousands of angry Daleks and Cybermen upon the drunken time travlers* Woops! Guess that's what happens when I drink the Nog! Come Nog dog! *Chev manages to repair her TARDIS functions* Hehehehehehehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Well, at least my bisexual antics aren't entirely to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Chev's TARDIS rematerializes, Chev reaches out and grabs Yar-El and pulls her in before Alkonium can complete his attempt at making out with Yar-El* He attempted to make out with you but he didn't manage to pull it off. That means he's gonna try again. I'm getting us the *Bleep* outta here! *TARDIS dematerializes at high speed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 This is the sickest thing ever....I will be forced now to cleanse this group. *prepares flamethrowers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Oh, come on! It's not like I'm unclean in any way. If you think two men making out is the sickest thing ever, you really need to set your priorities straight, no pun intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Pun?????????????? BWA HAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Chev's TARDIS rematerializes and Chev grabs CQ and pulls him in* We need someone to serve the drinks *Chev's TARDIS dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Would it help if I switched genders before attempting something like that again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 *Chev materializes* Nope. I just don't like being kissed* *Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Drinks???? I must serve drinks!!! THIS IS AN INSULT TO MY PROUD SOLDIER TRADITION!!!! Ok...I'll do it. *Puts on waiter's uniform and grabs a tray* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 *Alkonium's TARDIS materialises in the bar, and he walks up to CQ* Get me a Vesper. *suddenly, another copy of his TARDIS materialises, and a female Alkonium steps out. She also walks up to CQ* Get me a-(both in unison)Well, this is awkward. *the male Alkonium is thinking Is she me from a parallel universe, or am I going to travel while TGed at some point in my future?* *the female Alkonium is thinking Is he me from a parallel universe, or am I going to travel while TGed at some point in my future?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 *Chev materializes in the bar and stares the two Alkoniums* Chev is thinking Wow! I wonder how this is gonna turn out. I want pie, Pie is good. Wait. maybe the lady Alkonium likes pie! I'll go ask her if she wants pie! Wait... What kind of pie would she like? Blueberry? Raspberry? Chocolate? Myabe apple? I don't like apple...apple pie is way to common. I got it! Wildberry pie! *Yar-El grabs Chev and pulls her back into the TARDIS* We need BEER!!!!! *TARDIS dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 *Looks at the 2 Alkoniums in confusion and begins to get the order* Ummm.....okay, are you sure you wanna vesper, they're pretty strong.....how 'bout a Shirley Temple? *Smiles jokingly and frowns awkardly, then gets two vespers* I wonder where this will go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 *the two Alkoniums decide to sort things out after getting their drinks* m:So, do I TG myself while travelling in the future? f:I could ask you the same thing. m:That means one of use is in the wrong universe. f:It's probably me. I was having a bit out trouble in the TARDIS before it materialised. m:What sort of trouble? f:It might have had something to do with Chev materialising inside it. I told him not to do that, but- m:Wait, Chev in your world is a guy? f:Well, he was a girl until he got ahold of my TF gun. m:It's the other way around here. f:Strange way for universes to differ. m:Want help getting back to your universe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 *staggers out of a portal* So much beer. *eyes half closed* So much beer, and not enough time to - *collapses on floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 *Chev materializes next to the two Alkoniums* Just out of curiosity...have you ever been forced to fight an evil version of me in your reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 f:Yeah, I think he's lost in time or something. m: We've figured out that her world differs from ours mainly in everyone's gender. And she's here because of that world's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Ummm..oh dearie, these combinations are becoming confusing....our world didn't work for your opposite in his..erm...her....erm...his......GGAAAAHHHH!!!! *Throws tray into the air and runs towards nearest Beer place....for um....nourishment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 I see...well, I know a way for you to get back home, You need to take your TARDIS and drive it through a time portal and then Dematerialize while you are in the portal, the TARDIS's auto-circuts should lock onto your home reality and take you home. *Chev grabs a strand of the female Alkonium's hair and puts it in a storage bag.* I'm gonna need this to get to your reality, If what i'm thinking is correct, then I think I know where our Evil Chev got to. By the way...can your Chev dematerialize without the TARDIS like I can? *Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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