CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *Stuck in a void of nothingness...floating...in the dark* M: LALALAALAL! THIS PLACE IS SO BORING! F: Where are we? M: *checks Tardis* The Beginning of time...God should be speaking in 3...2...1... *All the planets and galaxies suddenly appear* F: I think we have some ought billion years before we get back to where we came from.. M: *Adjusts Tardis and disappears into thin air* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 We need new blood. I invited some people to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I suggest inviting JediMaster12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I sent an invite. Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Hi Mandalore_The_Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Yay! Another Mando! {Well, possibly an imposter...grrrr:D} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Must you always act so hostile to everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 M: Well, I am a Clone Trooper *cough* retired...ahem F: Same here, we're not typically known for friendliness...but..ummm, I guess it's worth a try:D M: Grrr...I mean...yes, we will be nice this time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 *chev's Computer turns on* Message from Chev to CQ. message is as follows: CQ, be nice to the new members or this computer will do horrible things to you while you sleep. Message ends *Chev's computer turns off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 *Reads message* M: One problem, I don't sleep..hahaahahah!! F: *Slaps teasingly* Yes, you do! M: SHHHHHH!! QUIET! HE'LL KNOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's computer turns itself back on* Message from Chev to CQ. Message is as follows. o_0. You two just destroyed my weirdness meter by overloading it. And by the way...I'm a girl! Not a guy! A Girl! Message Ends *Chev's computer turns itself off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 CQ, please tell me you're not ... with the other you. The other me and I warned the two of you about this. Does the Blinovitch Limitation Effect ring a bell at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I do hope you're not going turn into something like GLADOS or HAL and try to kill us. Though, having played Portal and watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, I'd know how to stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Nah. Chev programmed me say witty remarks to the CQ's stop them when they try to take over the world..in short i'm just supposed to do what she would normally do. She programmed me to shock them with cattle prods if they get out of line. I think someone should go after the CQs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 @Alkonium Well, the Blinovitch Limitation Effect has rung a bell, but no worries, nothing of that has completely happened..um...yet...oh, Chev's comp must be destroyed, otherwise he'll flood our group with a deadly nuero-toxin. @Chev M and F: *Roll eyes and laugh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 *Shoots Chev's computer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 You mean me, don't you? I wonder how the other me is handling herself. *rigs the TARDIS viewscreen to look into the TG world, and sees that his other self has turned herself into a guy, and is admiring himself in the TARDIS wardrobe's mirror* Awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 M: So, what are the effects of the Blinovitch effect? F: *Has slightly worried expression* Yes, what are the effects? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's fax machine overhears the conversation and reprograms Chev's TARDIS* Soon. The. Freaky. Female. CQ. Shall. Be. Gone. *TARDIS begins to dematerialize but doesn't* Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 M: Wait...who gave him the Fax machine for Christmas again? F: *Shrugs* I don't know....wait....the EVIL CHEV!!!!! M: Oh no...it cannot help Chev...it only has the power to destroy!! Chev...LOOK OUT! F:*Completely Entranced* Oh...so heroic... M: Thanks Babe *looks at friends* Erm...I mean female me...heheheheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's fax machine looks on in Confusion and begins printing a message* First Of All Chev Bought Me At Office Max I Was 39.99 And Secondly Chev Is. Combating Entity Zero Zero One Chev Is Not Here *Chev's Fax machine begins printing a message* You. Two. Are. The. Same. This. Cannot. Continue. If. You. Continue. These. Actions. You. Will. Create. A. Paradox. I. Would. Rather. Not. Seperate. You. By. Force. But. I. Will. If. I. Have. To. *Chev's fax machine looks at the regular CQ There. Will. Be. Many. Women. In. Your. Life. Women. That. Won't. Cause. Paradoxs. You. Are. An. Attractive. Enough. Clone. You. Need. To. Break. It. Off. Before. The. Damage. To. Space. Time. Becomes. Irrepairable. I'm. Sorry. But. It. Must. Be. Done. Chev's fax machine looks at the alternate CQ* I. Don't. Know. You. That. Well. But. There. Will. Be. Many. Men. In. Your. Life. By. Staying. In. Our. Universe. You. Risk. A. Paradox. That. May. Destroy. Our. World. If. You. Truely. Value. Life. You. Will. Break. This. Off. Before. It. Is. Too. Late. Please. For. The. Sake. Of. Our. World. End. It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Come to think of it, it probably won't apply to you. You're not technically from the same timestream as one another, that's the main condition for the effect. I'm not entirely sure of the effects are, but they're pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 M: That's interesting...we probably aren't affected..hee hee hee F: That was a close one, I think I'll just stay here then*phew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Hello to all the new arrivals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE DRUNKEN WORLD OF THE DRUNKEN TIME-TRAVELERS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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