CommanderQ Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 *Stuck in a void of nothingness...floating...in the dark* M: LALALAALAL! THIS PLACE IS SO BORING! F: Where are we? M: *checks Tardis* The Beginning of time...God should be speaking in 3...2...1... *All the planets and galaxies suddenly appear* F: I think we have some ought billion years before we get back to where we came from.. M: *Adjusts Tardis and disappears into thin air*
Yar-El Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 We need new blood. I invited some people to join.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Yay! Another Mando! {Well, possibly an imposter...grrrr:D}
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 M: Well, I am a Clone Trooper *cough* retired...ahem F: Same here, we're not typically known for friendliness...but..ummm, I guess it's worth a try:D M: Grrr...I mean...yes, we will be nice this time....
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 *chev's Computer turns on* Message from Chev to CQ. message is as follows: CQ, be nice to the new members or this computer will do horrible things to you while you sleep. Message ends *Chev's computer turns off*
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 *Reads message* M: One problem, I don't sleep..hahaahahah!! F: *Slaps teasingly* Yes, you do! M: SHHHHHH!! QUIET! HE'LL KNOW!
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's computer turns itself back on* Message from Chev to CQ. Message is as follows. o_0. You two just destroyed my weirdness meter by overloading it. And by the way...I'm a girl! Not a guy! A Girl! Message Ends *Chev's computer turns itself off*
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 CQ, please tell me you're not ... with the other you. The other me and I warned the two of you about this. Does the Blinovitch Limitation Effect ring a bell at all?
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I do hope you're not going turn into something like GLADOS or HAL and try to kill us. Though, having played Portal and watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, I'd know how to stop you.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 Nah. Chev programmed me say witty remarks to the CQ's stop them when they try to take over the world..in short i'm just supposed to do what she would normally do. She programmed me to shock them with cattle prods if they get out of line. I think someone should go after the CQs...
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 @Alkonium Well, the Blinovitch Limitation Effect has rung a bell, but no worries, nothing of that has completely happened..um...yet...oh, Chev's comp must be destroyed, otherwise he'll flood our group with a deadly nuero-toxin. @Chev M and F: *Roll eyes and laugh*
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 You mean me, don't you? I wonder how the other me is handling herself. *rigs the TARDIS viewscreen to look into the TG world, and sees that his other self has turned herself into a guy, and is admiring himself in the TARDIS wardrobe's mirror* Awkward.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 M: So, what are the effects of the Blinovitch effect? F: *Has slightly worried expression* Yes, what are the effects?
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's fax machine overhears the conversation and reprograms Chev's TARDIS* Soon. The. Freaky. Female. CQ. Shall. Be. Gone. *TARDIS begins to dematerialize but doesn't* Crap.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 M: Wait...who gave him the Fax machine for Christmas again? F: *Shrugs* I don't know....wait....the EVIL CHEV!!!!! M: Oh no...it cannot help Chev...it only has the power to destroy!! Chev...LOOK OUT! F:*Completely Entranced* Oh...so heroic... M: Thanks Babe *looks at friends* Erm...I mean female me...heheheheheh
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 *Chev's fax machine looks on in Confusion and begins printing a message* First Of All Chev Bought Me At Office Max I Was 39.99 And Secondly Chev Is. Combating Entity Zero Zero One Chev Is Not Here *Chev's Fax machine begins printing a message* You. Two. Are. The. Same. This. Cannot. Continue. If. You. Continue. These. Actions. You. Will. Create. A. Paradox. I. Would. Rather. Not. Seperate. You. By. Force. But. I. Will. If. I. Have. To. *Chev's fax machine looks at the regular CQ There. Will. Be. Many. Women. In. Your. Life. Women. That. Won't. Cause. Paradoxs. You. Are. An. Attractive. Enough. Clone. You. Need. To. Break. It. Off. Before. The. Damage. To. Space. Time. Becomes. Irrepairable. I'm. Sorry. But. It. Must. Be. Done. Chev's fax machine looks at the alternate CQ* I. Don't. Know. You. That. Well. But. There. Will. Be. Many. Men. In. Your. Life. By. Staying. In. Our. Universe. You. Risk. A. Paradox. That. May. Destroy. Our. World. If. You. Truely. Value. Life. You. Will. Break. This. Off. Before. It. Is. Too. Late. Please. For. The. Sake. Of. Our. World. End. It.
Alkonium Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Come to think of it, it probably won't apply to you. You're not technically from the same timestream as one another, that's the main condition for the effect. I'm not entirely sure of the effects are, but they're pretty bad.
CommanderQ Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 M: That's interesting...we probably aren't affected..hee hee hee F: That was a close one, I think I'll just stay here then*phew*
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE DRUNKEN WORLD OF THE DRUNKEN TIME-TRAVELERS!!!
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