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If he's immortal...then where is He?! Thats right...the Vashta Nerada got him...now you listen! The Vashta Nerada will kill you the second you enter the base, so until they go away, we have to share everything here. If we don't, they'll come and eat us!

 

*Chev's eyes are twitching*

 

*Inside Chev's brain little switchs are smoking and flaming and fuses are blowing out

 

Murderers, Bacon

 

I like pretty birds! Pretty birds tell me to light TARDIS's on fire!

 

*Chev lights everyones TARDIS except hers on fire*

 

Numa Numa aye! Numa Numa Numa aye!

 

*Chev jumps into her TARDIS and it dematerializes*

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*Chev's TARDIS rematerializes and Chev runs out*

You were eaten! You were all eaten!

*Chev whacks them all repeatedly with a crowbar and then shoots them all in the foot with a blaster/shotgun*

hey Hey Lets dance all day!

I'm crazy!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha! I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!

*Chev dances into the TARDIS and it dematerializes*

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*TARDIS materializes around Chev and Heals her*

Hey Hey Lets Dance all Day!

*Blue lasers come out and shoot the two CQ's*

I'm blue ba ba be ba ba do

*TARID dematerializes while Numa Numa plays in the background

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*CQ have some respect man, How can you shoot my me if i'm in the TARDIS going to the dalek planet?*

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*Time Portal appears under the female CQ's feet and she falls in*

*It closes before the other CQ can do anything*

 

Chev's voice echoes throughout the portal*

Hey Hey Lets Dance All Day! I Like Pie! I like raspberry pie, blueberry pie, wildberry pie...

*This goes on for many many days*

*After the many days are done, the female CQ is dropped off at the HQ*

Female CQ: Evil...Evil...Pies are Evil...

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*TARDIS materializes and Chev and a British Chev walk out*

Chev: I never knew that exposure to CQ would drive me insane!

British Chev: Now you do know old chap, you know what to do

*Chev: yup!

*Chev walks up to both CQs and paints their faces pink and then walks into the TARDIS then makes the TARDIS fall on them over and over until they are pancakes*

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*Looks Confused*

When I said Pancakes, I meant pancakes

 

*Holds up two pancakes*

 

Fine, I'll turn them back...they're going to end up destroying time itself anyway

 

*Chev has the TARDIS fall on them over and over until they turn back to human, however, Female CQ is naked for some reason*

 

Chev: My Eyes!!!!!! My beautiful eyes!!! They Burn!!!!

 

*Chev faints*

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*Sparks start shooting out of Chev's head*

I'm a-a-a-a-a-a-a-*Chev's head explodes revealing robotic parts*

 

*In Evil Chev's lair we see that both Chev and Alternate Chev have been captured*

Chev: This sucks

Alternate Chev: Tell me about it, I've been here longer then you have you know

Chev: Sorry...How'd they catch you?

Alternate Chev: They found me at the battle site when I was out cold and they took me captive, You?

Chev: I was looking into some strange temperal disturbances when they managed to take control of my TARDIS and they overpowered me.

 

Alternate Chev: Lets just hope that the others can find us

Chev: I still can't believe they think that a Robotic version of me is going to fool them, thats the oldest trick in the book!

Alternate Chev: Hey, at least your team doesn't think that your dead

:Chev good point

 

*Back at HQ*

CQ: Hey Chev hows it going?

*Robotic Chevs head is stilll sparking

CQ: fine, don't answer

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*Watches as Chev's TARDIS crashes into a rock wall*

M: Chev wouldn't do that. She may not be smart, but she knows how to fly a TARDIS.

*runs to the wreckage*

M: This is her TARDIS, but all that's here is a broken gynoid.

F: Well, if Chev is alive, then wouldn't Evil Chev be too?

M: That can't be good.

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