CommanderQ Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 M: aHAHAHAH...I laugh much:D We'll just blow up the cat....oh rly???!!!! F: Yep, we'll blow 'em up... Josef Stalin: Yep, we'll blow 'em up... Adolf Hitler: Yep we'll blow 'em up... M: Wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did they get here!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Due to the fact that the CQs seem to be in league with some of the greatest evils in history, the galaxy has no choice but to declare war on the four of them *On TV screens across the galaxy, pictures of the two CQs appear with the Caption under them saying "Get Them"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 M: I think this is a terrible misunderstanding... F: OH NO! THIS IS HORRIBLE! OUR ARMIES AREN'T BIG ENOUGH! HOLD ME! *Runs to CQ* Adolf Hitler: *giggle uncontrollably* I knew the back door was the wrong entrance...hee ehee, the world is against, ahahaahahahah! They don't stand a chance... Josef Stalin: One death is sad, millions are a statistic, hee hee hee*giggle uncontrollably* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Heaven burns, the stars are falling As the enemy draws nigh. Sound the call, fleet and lancers, "Commonwealth" our battle cry. Face the foe, never waver, Summon fire from the sky. From a million sovereign planets Scattered through the endless night. Bound by blood and High Guard honor, Hold the line until the light. Hold the line against the night. Chev: Huh, I guess that means we should pull all of our resources against the CQs and destroy them with lances...Who am I to argue with the TV? *Chev gets her lances and goes hunting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well, I guess I'm the one who has to at least attempt to prevent massive bloodshed. *jumps into his TARDIS, takes Hitler and Stalin, return them to their proper time* There's one problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 If I were to kill you, would you regenerate? What? *Chev stabs both Chevs through the hearts and waits to see if her duplicates regenerate* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 *goes to Sontar to figure out how the Cordelane signal works, then modify it to prevent the weapons of both sides from firing.* Let's see them kill eachother without working guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 *All the solders look at each other* Whats so funny about peace, love and understanding? *All the enemies hug each other* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Yay! I prevented a war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 M: *Frowns* Well not quite....*looks at button he pressed moments before* F: Is there anyway to stop a Nuclear missile from blowing up the moon and sending thousands of radioactive pieces crashing into all the cities on Earth? We should've come up with a back-up plan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Could we alter it's guidance system so it goes out beyond the edge of the galaxy and then detonates in the Void between galaxies? Or cause it to enter the Void between universes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 M and F: *Shakes head* The nuke is specially designed...cost as much anyways.... M: We could detonate it prematurely and let the radioactive pieces fall into the ocean! F: YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 There's still the risk of radiation poisoning. I think I can amplify the radius of the ASHPD, and use it in such a way that it goes through the moon without damaging anything, then it'll detonate harmlessly. *jumps into the TARDIS, materialises near the moon, creates a massive portal where the nuke will hit, dematerialises, rematerialises on the edge of the galaxy, creates another looking outward into the Void, then returns to Earth* problem solved, the nuke will go through the portal, and out into the void between galaxies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 F: *Speechless* M: Well, that was good. Now what are we supposed to do about Hitler and Stalin? Hitler: *puts gun to head and runs into a bookroom* Stalin: *swallows a large chicken bone and falls to the ground* M: Well, that handles that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I thought I already returned them to their proper times. I know what you're going to say, but some parts of time are in flux, others are fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 Hmmm....that gives me an Idea *chev goes back to when the Time War was time locked* You can't do that! You'll kill everyone! *Chev kills the dude time locking the war and watches as history is changed* Lets see what happens when people have the ability to muck around in the time war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 There's a reason it was Time Locked. Sure, the Doctor could go back an restore Gallifrey, but it's equally possible for surviving Daleks to go back and ensure that the Daleks win the Time War and rule every single universe for all eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 I know...I just wanted to see it happen *Daleks and Time lords both restore their respective cultures* And now we lock the war once again *Chev time locks the time war* Lets see how well they fight now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 While we wait for them to destroy each other again *A platform appears and Bad company shows up on the stage* Bad Company: Company...always on the run, destiny....its like the rising sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 M and F: BOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 26, 2009 Author Share Posted January 26, 2009 *Pokes both CQs and starts to sing* RANDOM Bacon! *Chev dematerializes while crazy* Time to play around with the time stream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 *Chev makes it so that the male CQ is much shorter then the female CQ* Chev: Keep uh down she ragu sleeding dai! *Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 F: Heh, I rather like you shorter than me. M: Well, for me, it's just awkard*turns self back to former height* F: Well, I still like you tall too, so it's a win-win situation either way. Now let's get Chev, I'm sure he's lost her marbles. M: Yep. And you know what cure we have for that? F:*Loads shotgun* yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 *Chev rematerializes with Samual L. Jackson* Jackson: I am so sick of Mother (Censored) Gumdrops in my Mother (Censored) Hair! Chev: They both put gumdrops in your hair...and they said you were stupid. Jackson: What?! I'll kill those Mother (Censored) Chev: you do that. *Chev dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 *materialises his TARDIS in front of Samuel L. Jackson* You really don't want to go after them. There's more of them than you, and they've got guns. Lots of guns. You're going to need a tank or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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