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Hmmm...

*goes back in time, and prevents all forms of religion from forming*

Without religion to stagnate progress, let's see how the humanity turned out.

*returns to 2009 Earth, now Capital of the United Galactic Commonwealth*

Even more fantastic!

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M: NO!! I disagree with this action! *goes back in time and prevents Alkonium from turning the world around*

 

*Comes back* M: Well, I'm glad that's done...aye *looks at world and suddenly realizes that the religons are now all worshipping him for saving the day*

 

M: Well, that was an unexpected problem....maybe I shouldn't have helped THAT much...

 

F: Well, it could support the war effort.

 

M: True, true...let's go kill something....Evil Chev, yeah, let's go do that

 

F: Sure:D

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( To Alkonium) They just destroyed the United Galactic CommonWealth. What do we do with them? Everytime something good happens, they ruin it, and now they want to kill Evil Chev who is now good

 

You might want to restrain me cause i'm gonna kill them...

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*Chev launchs herself into the Army and begins to destroy it from the inside*

I wanted to meet an Alien

*Chev blasts two of the clones*

And you ruined my chance to meet one

*Chev's eyes are glowing blood red*

*Chev blasts each of the clones*

I'll give you a five second head start, after that, you better hope I don't catch you

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M: *Walks over to formerly Evil Chev and bops her hard over the head* Gotcha!

 

F: *Walks over and kicks her once* Gotcha!

 

M: That was fun, let's go back to the Star Destroyer and find something else fun to do....or even rent a DEATH STAR!!!!

 

F: YEAH!

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CQ, CF, Allow me to demonstrate.

*goes back, reprevents religion returns*

now look at the size of your clone army.

*the army now occupies five of Earth's purchased moons*

This might not have been as good an idea as I thought. Well, I'm off to have fun with the other member races of the Galactic Commonwealth. Allons-y!

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M: THIS IS NOT A PARKING METER! IT'S YOU!!!

 

F: *Looks closer* NO GOD MODDING CHEV!

 

M: YEAH! You know....kicking Chev is getting boring we'll have to find something more violent to do.

 

F: Yep.

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Chev from really far away: I'm enjoying a pizza over here! Either your kicking a Chev look alike, or you're kicking something or someone who looks like me

 

*Chev walks over*

Huh, that racoon looks alot like me for some reason. I can see how you'd make that mistake

 

*Holds up a box of pizza*

Pizza anyone?

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*Alkonium steps out of the TARDIS, half-naked and dripping with a strange green slime*

No! I'm having too much "fun" with the other member races. And don't ask about the slime, you don't want to know, unless you also want to know why you should call me the DoctorJack, despite me neither being The Doctor nor named Jack.

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You fool...This "United Galactic Commonwealth was built on the blood of the innocent! These people have no concept of right or wrong! There is no NaruHina! I'm not standing for this world. If you truley are the doctor, then you would never accept a world like this, A world built on slavery and murder. These actions all happended in the past, when the United Galactic Commonwealth was still young

 

If you won't do anything, then I will

 

*Chev dematerializes*

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*Alkonium follows in his TARDIS*

People don't need faith in a higher power to know right and wrong. And society can overcome there darker moments. There is no slavery in the present Commonweath. People change, you have to see that.

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*Chev busts through the time vortex and enters the multiverse*

Lets see here...Universe that doesn't have the United Galactic Commonwealth...well thats strange, our universe is the only one that has it...I wonder if that means something

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