Chevron 7 locke Posted January 27, 2009 Author Posted January 27, 2009 Jackson: your right *the Jackson snaps his fingers and a massive tank appears out of the sky and flattens the CQs* Jackson: Time to die you filthy (censored) pices of (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored) (censored). Yeahhhhhh! *Jackson goes on a tank rampage*
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 *materialises in front of CQ and CF* You're going to need an EMP gun to stop him. Here, have one of mine. *hands them an EMP gun and leaves*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 27, 2009 Author Posted January 27, 2009 *Tank turns around and blasts the gun out of their hands* (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) Baconer! (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) Car seat! (Censored) (Censored) Jaffa Kree! *Jackson dematerializes after smashing both CQs with the big tank and sending them flying out the window and into the time vortex*
CommanderQ Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 M and F: *Materialize sitting on a table in the middle of the sky* M: Why is it that famous and evil people seem to always appear. F: We didn't create a copyright, that's why all these famous people keep coming. M: NO! I don't mean that! It's not the editor's fault, these famous are just...well, dumb. F: True, I blame the editor.... M: I BLAME THE MAYOR! F: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!! Chuck Norris: Hi. And I'm Chuck. Norris. I've come to save the day...with my awesome beardness...
Alkonium Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Back to my mischeviously playing both sides... Here, Chuck Norris, you'll need these Chainsawspeargunchuks.
CommanderQ Posted January 27, 2009 Posted January 27, 2009 Chuck Norris: *Takes gun, but it melts in his hand due to his pure awesomeness* Thank you very much, but it won't be necessary. *goes over to Samuel Jackson and shows beard* Sam Jackson: AAHHHHH!!! HE IS THE TRAITAH!! AAHHHHH!!!! *Melts*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 *Jackson rematerializes with Mr. T.* T:Foo! *Punches both CQs into the void between universes* Jackson: I am so sick of Mother (censored) Magical gumdrops in my Mother (censored) hair! Chev: O Rly? Jackson: Yes Rly! *All three dematerialize*
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Chuck Norris: Take this. *melts all of the wierdies with his beard of awesomness*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 *All of them rematerialize, flip Norris the bird then dematerialize and he can't catch them cause they're really fast* I like Bacon
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 *Editor comes by and edits all of the past posts done by Chev* Now, it's PG-13 again.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 *Chev rematerializes and sees the chaos* Huh, do I really want to know what happend here?...No I do not *Chev dematerializes without asking why there is another Chev running around*
Alkonium Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 Well CQ, since Chev had Samuel L. Jackson and Mr. T, I suggest you and CF find Daniel Craig, the British Chuck Norris, and enlist his help.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 *CJ from Grand Theft Auto appears next to Chev* What the (censored) Chev: I can't help but feel that all of these people are not supposed to be here...Somehow i'm going to end up fixing whatever the problem is, I just know it!
CommanderQ Posted January 28, 2009 Posted January 28, 2009 M: I'm sorry? British Chuck Norris? F: Ummmm....
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 28, 2009 Author Posted January 28, 2009 *Ten thousand Chuck Norrisis appear* The eyes of the ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, had better know the truth from wrong from right. cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you. Anything you do we're gonna see Because when your in Texas look behind you, cause thats where the chuck Norris is gonna be. *They all Roundhouse kick both CQs*
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 M: *Flying from kick* I didn't realize Chuck Norris was a communist....we see everything... F: Yeah, I didn't quite realize that either...
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 Chuck Norris: I'm not the Communist! Chev told me that you two were the communists! And frankly...I agree with her, It's just not american to love your alternate universe double...that's just so wrong
Alkonium Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 You know Chuck, they're not hurting anyone. Well, at least not by loving each other. Any ways in which they are hurting people they'd do just as well alone. You shouldn't force your illogical prejudices on them.
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 M: Ummm..Chev-erm Chuck, we're not exactly American{Kaminoan by birth:D}...in fact, I doubt we're even clones due to her alternate status... F: CHUCK NORRIS WAS PROVEN WRONG! commi....hee hee, joke. Yes, prejudice hurts...we are very much in love. M: *Smiles* Yep, but don't worry, if we didn't we'd still blow stuff up, it's natural..so we haven't changed....well, unless you count the fact that together we're ten times more destructive......
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 Chuck norris: I see now the error of my ways...I'm gonna be totally honest with you kids, I just wanted to roundhouse something and the CQs were closest at the time. I shall now go off to roundhouse something else *Chuck Norris roundhouses Alkonium*
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 M: HEH! IDEA! LET'S GO ROUNDHOUSE KICK CHEV!! F: YEAH!
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 (Why do you always use caps?! Really ticks me off...) *Chuck Norris appears and roundhouses both CQs into a wall* The only one who roundhouses chev is ME! No one else! *Chuck Norris roundhouses Chev's TARDIS*
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 (I use Caps because they are SHOUTING, that's about the only time:D) M: LET'S KICK CHUCK NORRIS! *Kicks Chuck Norris*
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 29, 2009 Author Posted January 29, 2009 *Chuck Norris roundhouses them back and sends them flying into orbit*
CommanderQ Posted January 29, 2009 Posted January 29, 2009 *come flying back and roundhouse kick Chev*
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