Alkonium Posted February 18, 2009 Posted February 18, 2009 Look at it this way, at least they haven't joined forces with the Daleks ... yet. Then we'd have a problem. *one Cyberman did not get teleported with the others* Cyberman: DELETE! *blows gold dust in his face, the Cyberman's head melts and explodes at the same time*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 18, 2009 Author Posted February 18, 2009 *Vegeta appears next to the CQs* Vegeta: IT"S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND! *Vegeta disssapears*
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 *waiting for the CQs to retaliate* You know Chev, man or woman, you're pretty good looking.
CommanderQ Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 M: OY!! SHOOT THE DUMB CYBER PEOPLE!! F: *Fires EMP grenade* *Cyberman a-splode...I mean explode* M: *takes head of Cyberman as a trophy* *looks at Alkonium* I wonder how Chev will take that... F: I wonder how you will take this...*kisses M* M: *Taken off-gaurd but submits like in some cheesy 60's WW2 scifi movie*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 19, 2009 Author Posted February 19, 2009 (Alkonium...I'm still in the comic, your saying my Anti-Invasion software is cute)
Alkonium Posted February 19, 2009 Posted February 19, 2009 (Well, as long as it has some sort of sexy AI, I'm fine with that)
Alkonium Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 So, are you a single anti-invasion program?
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 "_" *Anti-Invasion software teleports Alkonium into space* There is your answer
Alkonium Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 *uses a portable transmat beam to return to the computer with the software.* So that's how you want to do this. *takes out a large electromagnet and after turning it on, sets it down on the computer*
CommanderQ Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 M: Ohh! Ohh! I think we need GLADOS!! GLADOS: I'm still alive.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 20, 2009 Author Posted February 20, 2009 *Chev anti-CQ computer teleports Alknoium five feet away.* I don't swing that way. I walk a lonley processed road, the only road that I have ever processed in my databanks
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 *Chev hologram appears in front of Alkonium* Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?
Alkonium Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 I'd say as far as Doctor Who companions go, I fancy Freema Agyeman more. Or John Barrowman. Or Catherine Tate, or Kylie Minogue, or Michelle Ryan, or David Morrissey or Noel Clarke, or Elisabeth Sladen, or Bruno Langley.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 *Chev hologram grins* I fancy Billie Piper sir! *Tenth Doctor appears and points his Sonic Screwdriver at the Chev hologram* No *Chev hologram goes "Bye Bye"*
Alkonium Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 Oh yeah? Well I fancy Freema Agyeman, and John Barrowman!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Author Posted February 23, 2009 (Alkonium, have you ever seen Comic Relief with David Tennant?) *Chev is in the El Goonish Shive comic* Wow! This place is Awsome!
Alkonium Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 (Yeah, I've seen it, along with the Comic Relief sketch with Daniel Craig and Catherine Tate, but I still felt the need to say that) *jumps into EGS as well, then modifies the TF gun so it can stack forms, then zaps himself with every non-clone form it has* Well, I'm off to the Dewitchery Diamond!
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 23, 2009 Author Posted February 23, 2009 *Chev blows up the dewitchery diamond.* One of you is enough! We don't need ten thousand of you running around! *Vegeta appears in the comic* IT"S OVER NINE THOUSA-Ow! *Chev grabs Vegeta and repeatedly hits him* Not (punch) Here! You will not ruin this! *Chev dropkicks vegeta out of the comic*
Alkonium Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 In that case, *zaps himself back to normal, then zaps Chev with everything* Don't expect me to change you back.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 24, 2009 Author Posted February 24, 2009 *Chev looks down at herself* Cool...I look like Jeremy! *Stares at Alkonium* CATNIP!!!!!!! *Runs full speed at Alkonium*
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 28, 2009 Author Posted February 28, 2009 Due to lack of interest in the group, I have decided to end all creation *Chev pushes the "Destroy Reality" button and everything including Chev goes "Boom" Looks like we're done here!
Alkonium Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 You know, the trouble with destroying reality is the utter boredom afterwards.
CommanderQ Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 That's true, so I like the approach of destroying everything first...and then reality...so I can somehow rebuild it using chopsticks, tape, and a toothpick, and...VOILA!
Chevron 7 locke Posted March 3, 2009 Author Posted March 3, 2009 I wouldn't have destroyed reality if I knew CQ could somehow put it back together
CommanderQ Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 Well, you can always trust in CQ to rebuild what was destroyed...and then blow it up again:D
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