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If your planning on watching the abomination abbreviated as "TCW", then I suggest you come back and spoof it.:D

I'm sure we've all seen the previews, so we've all seen the supposed fight between some Death Watch members and Obi-Wan. Due to my hatred for the Clone Wars, and the way they make all Mandalorians seem week, Here's how the battle should go:

 

[[Death Watch members emerge from ship as Obi-Wan activates his Lightsaber]]

"Alright boys, "says the leader, "Lets dust this Jedi."

 

"I 4/\/\ U83r l33tz!!!111, "Obi-Wan says.

 

"Ha! "says one of the members, "This mir'shebs a noob!

 

"Just shoot him! "the leader commands.

 

[[Obi-Wan gets hit but doesn't die]]

 

"Osik! "the leader shouts, "He's a godmoder!"

 

[[Mandalorians lob grenades]]

 

[[Grenades have no effect]]

 

"U i2 ub3r pwn3d! "Kenobi says as he walks toward the Mandos, "l33t n00bz!1"

 

"Why is he invincible? "A Warrior asks.

 

"He's not supposed to die until Episode IV!" The leader responds.

 

"Then what are we doing here?" Another Warrior asks.

 

"Canon fodder for the action sequence, "The leader says as he starts backing up, "Retreat!"

 

"Frakk this!" one warrior says "I'm going to see if Star Trek has any openings!"

 

[[Mandalorians return to their ship as 0bi_\/\/4/\/ K3n0bi looks on]]

 

Yeah, I know its lame. But at least its better than the series itself.:xp:

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