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Originally posted by Admiral Casaba the 3rd

I think being gay is the worst thing EVER! I will hunt down and kill every gay person on this earth. not only is it a sin to god but it's just plain nasty. I must FIRE THE REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG CANNON ON THAT FAG!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

lol..........should i tell him or should i let natty tell him? im so conflicted.......

 

 

but now a lecture on gay people:

 

Being gay is not a sin. You can't blame them for what they like (sexually) its not like they have a choice...and if it was a sin then God would not have had them born gay, now would they? I'd be willing to take a bet that Casaba the third is gay.... ;) you wait, i got 20 bucks that he'll come out by the end of the year........

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Natty Newbie

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I confess, yes I'm gay, I mean I am really, really gay, I'm so gay that you think I'm gay, I take it as a complement, there's nothing wrong with being gay :) I'm all female sweety, but seriously, I'm gay and I love being gay, being gay is the most gayest thing imaginable. I'm proud to be gay :)

 

That is all :)

 

Besides- I'm not scared of a few words that don't mean a thing to me, whooo big man is gonna come and hunt me down and kill me. Damn moron, if you have a spare couple of thousand dollars to spend, by all means come and kill me... I'm about to pee my pants I'm so scared :rolleyes:

 

Oh and another thing, I've never known gay men to use dildos- hello? why would the need a dildo? Their dildo is permantly attatched to them :D

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Originally posted by Admiral Casaba the 3rd

I think being gay is the worst thing EVER! I will hunt down and kill every gay person on this earth. not only is it a sin to god but it's just plain nasty. I must FIRE THE REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG CANNON ON THAT FAG!

 

So you'r going to kill yourself?

Natty Newbie

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Originally posted by NiKo

i dont remember who or how someone said it. but 30% of those really anti-gay people turn out to be gay themselves....so HAH!

 

That's true, I knew a guy called Paul- very homophobic, anyways at a party my friend Jaz was having, Paul and Ross (my gay friend who is getting the monkey g-string) and Jaz lives like 2houses away from a park, so guess which homphobic person got a blowjob from a gay person in the park? :D and guess which homophobic person denys it? :p

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ok got it your gay. You were born that way. Can't change it. But listen all this tlak makes my stomach quesy. And have many beegeevering times did you use the word GAY in your last post.I'm sick to the ultimate with hearing your statements. If your gonna post Gay post it's ok under one condition. ake sure the post says Casaba you probably shouldn't read this.LOL:D But i ahve a sense of humour too. So i'll try to make less fun of you and Litlle by litlle i'll understand not to be so warp up.

ok that's it for now

Goodbye!

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Originally posted by Admiral Casaba the 3rd

ok got it your gay. You were born that way. Can't change it. But listen all this tlak makes my stomach quesy. And have many beegeevering times did you use the word GAY in your last post.I'm sick to the ultimate with hearing your statements. If your gonna post Gay post it's ok under one condition. ake sure the post says Casaba you probably shouldn't read this.LOL:D But i ahve a sense of humour too. So i'll try to make less fun of you and Litlle by litlle i'll understand not to be so warp up.

ok that's it for now

Goodbye!

 

dude, natty is a women.............full grown aussie women, why would a gay man want a dildo????? man, you need to get smarter.......and do it fast!

NiKo Newbie

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Hell yes!!

i'm not carrying these filthy discusting thoughts all by myself!

if i'm going down, you'r all coming with me!

 

here's the list:

 

1. use it as a doorstop

2.make entertaining pupet shows for his gay friends.

3.use it as a back massager

4.use it as a salad mixer

5. glue a nose on it and *NiKo gets dragged away by cops*

 

No! wait, i got 30 left to go!!

duder Newbie

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my brother recieved a birthday card once, and his friend as a joke had written,

 

have a great birthday,

 

hugs and bj's,

 

Jimmy

 

At the family meal my dad picked up the card and asks my brother,

 

'whats a bj?'

 

to which my brother replies,

 

'shut up and never ask me that question again'

 

to which my dad replies,

 

'so its bad then?'

 

my brother,

 

'yes dad'

 

my dad

 

'so if i gave you hugz and bj's you wouldnt like it?'

 

Brother, who by now is nearly in tears (im not sure if the tears were out of laughter or despair!),

 

'no dad i wouldnt like that very much'

 

 

 

i had forgotten that even happened until i read this thread!!!

(or at least had erased the painful memory from my mind)

Natty Newbie

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Guys? I ummmmmm have a confession, I'm really a 50yo man, I'm sorry I lied :( Can you forgive me? :p

 

While I'm here, NiKo told me he's really a 13yo girl :D He told me himself

 

 

 

OK, seriously, Casaba? what part of "Natty is female" don't you understand? You do know what a female is don't you? Yes, I'm gay, but not in the gay you think (you do realize what the origional meaning of gay is don't you?!)

 

Look. I have a male gay friend and I love him dearly, he's one of my best friends- deal with it :)

NiKo Newbie

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Originally posted by Natty

 

While I'm here, NiKo told me he's really a 13yo girl :D He told me himself

 

 

 

 

what part of "can you keep a secret" dont you inderstand?

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Originally posted by fender

Ah well, as long as I remember not to tell you that Guybrush122 listens to Britney Spears and N'Sync......doh!

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! BLASPHAMY!

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1. NATTY IS A GIRL, FEMALE, WOMAN, LADY, etc. (I am a woman! Here me ROAR!) heheh :D

2. Natty had/has (Has?) a boyfriend. a rather steady one

 

 

so, let's re-cap

Natty = Girl with Boyfriend...

 

We all good now?

Admiral Casaba the 3rd Newbie

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ok now she's a girl and has a boyfriend i have 2 questions

1. where did the nam natty come from. Natty sounds like Nat which is a boy's name. i never heard a girl named natty.

2. ok she's a gay girl. gay as in happy type of girl or gay as homosexual gay? And if she is homosexual then why is she going out with a boy?

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1. I'm female, I have a... well ok lets not use it, but to quote the lil girl in Kindergarten Cop "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina' and since I'm a girl, well you work it out.

 

2. I have a bf, I've been with him over 2years, still that doesn't stop me being a flirt, but I know where my heart belongs :D

 

3. You silly boy, I'm gay as in happy, although I have kissed my best friend a few times, lets make it perfectly clear that 95% of the time I was under the influence of alcohol. I am not a homosexual. There's a thing called bisexual, where you're attracted to both male and female. Don't you learn anything at school these days?! Dear gaaaaaaawd what's the world coming to? Try looking bisexuality on ask jeeves or something.

 

I have a friend who is homosexual, deal with it, you know the best thing? I can perve on guys when we're out and he doesn't get annoyed he perves along with me :D

 

4. I'm 19, is that such a baaaaaaaaaad thing?

 

5. Natty=my nickname=my real name is Natalie, sheeeesh some people are are slow :rolleyes"

Admiral Casaba the 3rd Newbie

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ok. Got it. Got EVERYTHING . i can officially say no more questions!yes now i understand. Now i feel like the biggest idiot ever. i GUESS IT WAS THE WAY YOU USED THE WORD GAY WHIH THAT THAT YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL. BUT NOW I..WAIT MY LETTERS ARE ON CAPSLOCK LET ME PRESS IT FOR A SEC there. ok anyways it was the way you said the word gay and that led me to my I'm a homophobic man speech when i really didn't need to.

but i understand you HAPPY:D well gay is another term but you should use words like HAPPY PROUD CONTENT all sorts of words like ENTHUSIASTIC but wehn you used the word GAY i thought of the other meaning. But now i see that we are all squared away.

Adiral casaba: CARRY ON!

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