Boba Rhett Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 *whew* I'm gonna have to cut back to once or twice a week. Why is it such a cruel world for us left-handers? Think about it. Everything in the world is designed to accommodate right handers. Cars, doors, houses, computers, desks, etc. When I was still going to public school, they forced me to sit in these horribly uncomfortable right handed desk that had no place for left handers to write on. It was horrible! I thought it was mandatory for schools to have at least a few left hander desks. Why does the word "left" literally mean "wrong"? Why do people ask why we don't use our right hands? How amazingly stupid is that? Left handers used to be burned at the stake because it was said that left handers were more prone to being warlocks and witches. When my father was in school they were still doing such stupid things as tying left handers left arm behind them and forcing them to write with their right hand! That makes me soooo angry. Why are people left-handed anyway? Is it some sort of evil curse? A cross that we are burdened to wear for the rest of our left-handed lives? There are two theories as two why people are left handed. Let’s go over then now. Theory number one: This theory centers on the left and right halves of the brain. The left half controls the right half of the body and the right half controls the left. The predominant left half theoretically renders your right side more skillful in reading, writing, speaking, and working, and makes most people right-handed. Lefties are a product of an inversion of this were the right brain predominates. Theory number two: The asymmetrical nature of the body. The left side of your face is different from the right; your right leg is longer than the left, etc.... The right hand is almost always the stronger hand. Two last parting little bits of info: 1: Only about 4% of earth pop. are left-handed. 2: Left-handers compensate for the publics overall snobbery to left handers by being members of an elite society, which includes many of the greatest comedians, actors and geniuses, including Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BountyHunter Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 I deem your spam to be both insightful and thought provoking. I feel your pain my left handed brother. I have learned to adapt to the left hand burden and I can do most things with both hands. I feel bad for right handers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 16, 2001 Author Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by BountyHunter I deem your spam to be both insightful and thought provoking. I feel your pain my left handed brother. I have learned to adapt to the left hand burden and I can do most things with both hands. I feel bad for right handers. Well, I wouldn't call it spam but I'm glad you found it both of those things Pitying right handers. Hmmm... Now thats an interesting concept. The reason behind such a thing could be that they'll never be able to fully know what it's like being, in essence, a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo shop. Or perhaps it could be that becuase of our left-handedness and right brain dominance we are able to see things in a different perspective. The right and left brains don't see objects the same ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyarms Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 I'm left handed too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Hmm... Hey Rhett, where do us ambidextrous people fall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 Yeah and left handed people can easily Pull one down the first base line, Where as a Right Hander can't... In baseball talk anyway. I was once on a Baseball Team where everyone was righthanded, needless to say, we sucked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 not my fault u were left:D i know a couple of lefties and they seem to have no probs at our school well they could be different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 what did ya go and do that for rhett now i feel guilty being a right hander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delphi's Clone Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 hahahahaha i am right handed hahahahaha i have it easyer hahahahaha i am better hahahahahaha lol Muhahahahah you you you leftis hahahaha < that was evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 16, 2001 Author Share Posted December 16, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Hmm... Hey Rhett, where do us ambidextrous people fall? Heh. Actually I'm ambidextrous too but I fight the good fight for lefties. I suppose in ambidextrous people cases, neither side of their brain has dominance over the other but that's just a stab in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 16, 2001 Share Posted December 16, 2001 I don't care either way. I was originally a rightie, but I've taught myself how to write, draw, bat, throw and fence leftie. It comes in handy. *Has delusions of wading into battle, armed with two sabres in either hand, wreaking havok* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 I write with my left hand. that means i'm in my right mind. So to all right handers: YOU SUCK DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDANNNNNDDDDDRRRUUUUFFFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue15 I write with my left hand. that means i'm in my right mind. So to all right handers: YOU SUCK DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDANNNNNDDDDDRRRUUUUFFFF *sniffle* That hurts, 15. I'm right-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 17, 2001 Share Posted December 17, 2001 i was only kidding. i use my right hand for more things than my left hand. I use the joystick, mouse, and would probably use a handgun. w/o my right hand, i would stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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