Skinkie Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 So this is the part of the forum where we can talk about anything and everything, eh? Well how about this... how many of you have a second toe that's longer than the big one? I do and am horribly embarassed by it..... well not horribly
SyntheticGerbil Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 Eh... my toes are pinky and stubbly, like my fingers. That's right, I'm genetically cursed with stubby fingers... they are about a half inch shorter than other guys my age. DAMN IT GRANDPA!
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 My toes resemble my fingers in the fact that they are huge, long, and have the ability to grab jester by the neck and choke the life out of him while I beat him in the kidneys with the other two limbs which aren't choking him.
Jester Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 And then you wake up, whine about your freak toes, and apologize for waking me up because you don't want to die.
iisaac Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 Allow me to mention that this is a bad name for the forum.
Jester Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 In retrospect, it could have been a bit more specific.
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 i never realized this forum had a good name, what with the "Wraith 9 incident" and all
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 Wait, you mean a good name like "Ian Swift" or "Odin Jones"?
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 ...and "Max Power", and "Chesty Laroo", and "Busty SinClaire"!
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 but according to isaac, we have a bad name now, like "Jay Phat Buds" or "Ernie Peetree" (hehe, i said pee, hehe)
Shmargin Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 My second toe is longer than my big toe....
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 are you guys sure it doesn't just look that way? because usually the big and second toe are the same size, except the second toe sticks out futher than the big toe, due to the shape of the foot. This creates an illusion that the second toe is longer, when it is really not.
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Posted December 22, 2001 Sounds like someone has spent too much time looking at feet. The question is: Podiatrist or Foot Fetish?
Jake Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 my second toe is actually shorter than my big toe, but my big toe starts farther back on my foot so it appears shorter. Same with my other foot, too.
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Posted December 23, 2001 Who would have known that my simple observation could start such a thread.... I obviously have complete control over all of your minds! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 FIGHT THE MIND CONTROL RAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO! NO! NOT TELEKENESIS!!!!! NO!!! MUST RESIST!!!! MUST.... REsist ...... must ..... resist .... mu .. re ...
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Posted December 23, 2001 Resistance is futile!!!! I'm just too powerful!!! Soon I will control the forums! And then... THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(It will be in that order too)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 must...destroy...GalacticBattles.com forums...DESTROY...DESTROY!!!
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Posted December 23, 2001 Thats on my list of things to do when I'm in control anyways. Want to team up with me and TAKE ON THE WORLD?
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Posted December 23, 2001 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have an ally. Together we can destroy the other, less prestigious forums (i.e. all of em, or just Galactic Battlegrounds, I ain't picky)
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Posted December 23, 2001 and when we die, thousands of little independant revolting states will spring up while generals battle eachother for the thrown, until some Noth Asian tribe comes along and conquers us. yadda yadda yadda
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