Skinkie Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 So this is the part of the forum where we can talk about anything and everything, eh? Well how about this... how many of you have a second toe that's longer than the big one? I do and am horribly embarassed by it..... well not horribly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Eh... my toes are pinky and stubbly, like my fingers. That's right, I'm genetically cursed with stubby fingers... they are about a half inch shorter than other guys my age. DAMN IT GRANDPA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 My toes resemble my fingers in the fact that they are huge, long, and have the ability to grab jester by the neck and choke the life out of him while I beat him in the kidneys with the other two limbs which aren't choking him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 And then you wake up, whine about your freak toes, and apologize for waking me up because you don't want to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iisaac Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Allow me to mention that this is a bad name for the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 In retrospect, it could have been a bit more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 *creeps up on iisacc with his death toes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 i never realized this forum had a good name, what with the "Wraith 9 incident" and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Wait, you mean a good name like "Ian Swift" or "Odin Jones"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 ...and "Max Power", and "Chesty Laroo", and "Busty SinClaire"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 but according to isaac, we have a bad name now, like "Jay Phat Buds" or "Ernie Peetree" (hehe, i said pee, hehe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 My second toe is longer than my big toe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 are you guys sure it doesn't just look that way? because usually the big and second toe are the same size, except the second toe sticks out futher than the big toe, due to the shape of the foot. This creates an illusion that the second toe is longer, when it is really not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setion Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 Sounds like someone has spent too much time looking at feet. The question is: Podiatrist or Foot Fetish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 the answer is: PEDIATRIST FETISH:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 my second toe is actually shorter than my big toe, but my big toe starts farther back on my foot so it appears shorter. Same with my other foot, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Share Posted December 23, 2001 Who would have known that my simple observation could start such a thread.... I obviously have complete control over all of your minds! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 FIGHT THE MIND CONTROL RAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO! NO! NOT TELEKENESIS!!!!! NO!!! MUST RESIST!!!! MUST.... REsist ...... must ..... resist .... mu .. re ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Share Posted December 23, 2001 Resistance is futile!!!! I'm just too powerful!!! Soon I will control the forums! And then... THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(It will be in that order too)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 must...destroy...GalacticBattles.com forums...DESTROY...DESTROY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Share Posted December 23, 2001 Thats on my list of things to do when I'm in control anyways. Want to team up with me and TAKE ON THE WORLD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 yeah sure, i'm feeling mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 23, 2001 Author Share Posted December 23, 2001 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have an ally. Together we can destroy the other, less prestigious forums (i.e. all of em, or just Galactic Battlegrounds, I ain't picky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted December 23, 2001 Share Posted December 23, 2001 and when we die, thousands of little independant revolting states will spring up while generals battle eachother for the thrown, until some Noth Asian tribe comes along and conquers us. yadda yadda yadda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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