Zygomaticus Posted January 2, 2002 Author Posted January 2, 2002 cuz theres a big hole in the bottom when you turn it why does my TV turn off when i close the refridgerator
Paragon_Leon Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 because you put it on top of it. Should we start looking more stern to these kind of threads ? (hey, it IS a stupid question in your eyes)
duder Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 perhaps these threads allow people to curb their spamming urges, so no. How come my Cat cant make a noise when he tries to meow?
Zygomaticus Posted January 2, 2002 Author Posted January 2, 2002 maybe he just swallowed soap! do these goggles make me look goggly:cool:
Clefo Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 Yep Why did my next door neighbor suffer a heart attack when I said the word "Appendix"?
Zygomaticus Posted January 2, 2002 Author Posted January 2, 2002 cuz he was destined to die when you were destined to say appendix! why do i feel cold whenever i go into the snow without much clothing
DashRendar Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 Because you forgot to turn on the heater!!! Why does everything turn upside down when I do?
Boba Rhett Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 It has to do with the correlation between the sun and the moon controlling all the oceans of the world while also being in cahoots with several secret organizations bent on bringing forth the turning upside-down of everyone on the planet. Why haven’t I closed this yet?
Zygomaticus Posted January 2, 2002 Author Posted January 2, 2002 2 possible reasons 1) your laughing your nose off looking at these stupid question and answers 2) you like doing this too but think you cant cuz your a mod and decide to let others enjoy what you can not:D why does my tv shut down when i press the big red button on the remote:confused:
Boba Rhett Posted January 2, 2002 Posted January 2, 2002 Magical tv goblins that live their lives out inside the tv, "Eat, sleep, raise crops, have families, etc." Are constantly manning a lookout post from which they can see everything going on outside the tv. They also have the keen ability to see infared light so they look for the flashes of it so they know when to change the channel, turn the power on, etc. Once they see the light, thye yell down to other goblins who run down to the power wires and detach them from the main board of the tv, thus stopping the firing of electrons in the cathode ray tube. Why do I always wake up just as I stop sleeping?<<Profound>>
Zygomaticus Posted January 3, 2002 Author Posted January 3, 2002 cuz when you stop sleeping you wake up as it happens why does my mouth smell bad if i dont brush my teeth for a week?
DashRendar Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Well because the toothpaste hasn't attacked your lungs and killed the bad part! Why does this little people spray i use keep wearing off before I can reaply it?
Zygomaticus Posted January 3, 2002 Author Posted January 3, 2002 cuz you didnt call the lil people exterminators why do my cherios taste bad. its date says use b4 jan 1995
DashRendar Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Duh because the little people are invading your cereal!!! There's a great spray out on the market... Why does my TIE-Fighter Explode when I hit self-destruct?
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 because it's made in taiwan Where does your lap go when you stand up?
DashRendar Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 To the Fund For Lapless Peolple Duh! Why do people suck on their fingers when they burn them even though their mouths are still 96-98 degrees?
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 because seared flesh is considered a delicacy! they make waterproof matches, but why not fireproof?
DashRendar Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Well that's kinda obvious huh? I mean if they were fireproff you couldn't turn them black! Why does my screen turn black when I turn off my monitor?
Zygomaticus Posted January 3, 2002 Author Posted January 3, 2002 cuz the off button has a lil tranquilizer which pokes the screen pig in the screen and when it gets tranquilized it goes to sleep. why cant i put my hand into a microwave and switch it on?
DashRendar Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Because you and your hand are allied and the game of life won't let you hurt it...most of the time. If I pull on my foot, stick out my tongue, and put a finger in my nose why does everyone laugh?
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Because David letterman is funny I don't understand, when I tell a girl she's beautiful inspite of the fact she's as big as a cow, they get upset.... why?
Heavyarms Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 they hate you, and they know they are fat! Why does a girl always seem to think you like her?
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Because you do! Hey, we're guys! SO how come we don't get dizzy when the earth spins at 40,000 miles per hour in circles?
Heavyarms Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 I don't know about you, but I do! How come dreams are so wacked?
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 3, 2002 Posted January 3, 2002 Because of what you ate for dinner. Can God make a rock so big he can't lift it up? (think hard about that one! )
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