Natopo Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Cause he'll summon his friends and they'll have a feast. Why did my head turn blue when I electrecuted my self this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Well if you had just eaten blue dye before you electricuted yourself that would explain it... Why aren't there any square donuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 Because theywould be bigger and the people who sell them would be dissapointed with the prices. Why can't the world be shaped like something different? like a trapezoid instead of a Sphere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted January 6, 2002 Author Share Posted January 6, 2002 cuz then there would be an edge to fall down from why does light travel so fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 because if it traveled slow we couldn't see as well Why does everything go black when I close my eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted January 6, 2002 Share Posted January 6, 2002 To save on the electric bill. Why do we walk with our feet, and not with our hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Because we would have to change the gravity. What happens when you mix electricity with dynomite, and make it explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Uh...it blows up? WTF are them damn ads doing on this page!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 I don't know but it off-centered the page, ever so slightly so that it is impossible to read the last word on each line. Why do eggs come from chickens anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Ya see, back a long long time ago a big genetic mutation bomb hit the earth and intead of making hand held explosives, they made these good tasting 3-D Spheres. Why do I go back to school later than everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB_StormTrooper Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Becasue we get out ealier than you Why cant pigs fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Becuase their curly tails offer little or no stabilizing control in midflight. So where is Waldo anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kudar Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 He's sitting in a cafe in Brighton If God created earth in 6 days and on the 7th he made man, where do the dinosaurs fit in ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 they were created as well, but were not taken on Noah's Ark and therefore did not survive the great flood When snow melts, where does the white go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 because if i remeber the white is frome the air inside the ice when it melts the air escapes and the white is gone what is the square root of 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 1.4142135623730950488016887242097... Why is shooting people in CS so much fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 because giving birth is so painful. (don't ask where that came from, ) Is incest ok as long as it stays in the family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 .....moving on.... why won't the store let me stick my tounge in the ice cream? How else am I supposed to know if I like the flavor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Well the store that won't let ME do it said that they already are overstocked with the Saliva Flavored Why aren't trees purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Because it would have totally messed up Kermit's song, "it's not easy being green." Speaking of Ice Cream, why don't they make a beef flavored Ice cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 because it would taste so good they couldn't keep up with the demand. How come I never get anywhere when I'm sitting at the computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Because your parking brake is on WHy do they call it a "restroom" if there isn't chair, sofas or beds in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 Because they didn't wanna call it the crap hole? When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. So if I strap buttered toast to the back of a cat will the two things just hover, spinning inches above the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 there was a candid camera episode where they did exactly that... Why do stores call their "Bathrooms" "Bathrooms" when there are no baths in them? EDIT: Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 *points to answer in previous post* If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, will they eventually produce all the worlds great literary works in Braille? The answer is yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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