Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Heh that's what you think. When you get to your books one of the gnomes is going to pop up and pull your eyes up to the book. Then they'll turn on the book witch is actually a machine that sucks all the knowledge out of you. They'll then use that knowledge to steal your identity and try and take over THE WORLD!!!!! Office chairs are nice.
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 And comphy too, or is that what they want us to think. I'm so confused :confused: I'm posting in these forums right now.
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 That and sending radiation to power the aliens death ray they have stationed on the moon. All that radiation is going straight to the ray which is getting ready to fire upon earth. The aliens have sent one of their own in disguise to earth to help with there death ray. This man is Bill Gates. That is why I don't use XP. It sends out superconcentrated rays to power it more quickly. Cocaine and Jazz go hand-in-hand
darthfergie Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 You know there is really no way to dispute that;) I have eggs in a pan
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 They are eggs, but not the eggs that you are thinking of. They were genetically engineered by Japan to release a neuro-toxin in the air that would infect all of America and kill it all at once. Luckily you can put it down by buying more Pokemon products. I guess this is lucky. (score one for me! a phrase that can't be conspirized!) I'm running out of ideas
darthfergie Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Actually you arn't running out of ideas. It is just that little rabbit in that is running around in your ears. He is telling you that you can't think. I sugest replacing the drum in your ear with a Surround sound stero and turn it up full blast. Then the rabbit will be flung out of your ears by the sound waves... Martians are from Mars...
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Heh, but they'll colonize earth soon. Wait! They already have! We like to call where they live China. How else can you explain such a big reclusive nation? LotR is long
darthfergie Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 No...not yet it isn't...Soon it will be 12 hours long from only 3 movies!!! *menacing laugh* Men are from Mars, but don't live there...
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 That's what the U.N. wants everybody to believe, but they've already colonized it. All the Mars missions were faked to cover up how far they've actually gotten. Stupid political cover-up. I need to sleep
darthfergie Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Its that darn rabbit again!!! I must sign off
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 That's just what the voices in your head are telling you. Their being sent by the Tokyo Rose's daughter. You seem unusually susceptible to them. eek! I almost didn't post a phrase
Link Antilles Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 That is because the goverment has placed a mind probe inside of you. Causing you to forget things. I named my computer.
Artoo Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 That's a signal that you are growing attached to it. It's the skinheads this time. They are sending flashes of backwards messages to your subconscious. They're going to get you to join their army. I swear everybody has a plot on the world. Flashlights help you see stuff
Clefo Posted January 17, 2002 Author Posted January 17, 2002 Like the subliminal messages in the lights that tells you to join a weird astrology cult I walked my dog today
captain_drake Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 wrong your dog acully walked you today Chess is a fun game
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 It has you too (Chessmaster 3000 that is;)) I'm at school
Tie Guy Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 What you think is school is actually a government camp where they send kids to turn them into the ultimate killing machines. I'm sitting in a chair
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 The chair actually consists of bio-feedback sensors that relay your stats to orbiting alien space vessels who are reading the stats and trying to find a human weakness to exploit! I work for the Federal Government...
Eets Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Making sure people like us dont tell people like them about people like you! Yeah, I know your type... You try to keep secrets about you that are really about us but arent about us at all but are about them and they are about you because you keep them a secret! Oh look! A big booger!
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 go ahead and wave at that booger Eets, it's a hiddeen camera, placed by the NSA in hopes to spy on the american public... I know I love Ice Cream...
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Ice cream is actually a biog-technolagical warfare killer that..... I predict in 10 years will kill everyone on the planet. I don't like pizza...
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 pizza is actually a plot by the italian government to make it look like the best pizza is made there *NEWSFLASH* the best pizza is in greece *true conspiracy* Why is this screeny thingy all filled with gel? *flat monitor*
Boba Rhett Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 Your staring a cup of jello. My tuna salad doesn't taste as good since they started taking out the dolphin.
Tie Guy Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 You only think its because they took out the dolphin. In reality, they added mind control chemicals so that they can eventually take over all of the world! Thats why it tastes funny. I'm eating ice-cream
Eets Posted January 17, 2002 Posted January 17, 2002 There's tuna in that ice cream!! Spam tastes bad.
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