Eets Posted January 21, 2002 Posted January 21, 2002 They just want you to think that, because it is really elmo singing... Could you shorten your sig, or at least use the [ code ] tag? Thanks.
Artoo Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 Eets didn't give a simple phrase It was "Thanks" - Eets
Clefo Posted January 22, 2002 Author Posted January 22, 2002 Its only sad because the government controls the economy better if its sad I eat Raisens
Artoo Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 Then it looks like you'll be contributing to the penguin population soon. The pengiuns have there mind-control slaves that they use to make humans harvest grapes, which are their spores they make for humans to ingest. After a human ingests them then they hatch and grow until they take over the humans brain and he is a mindless slave to the penguins. Only select penguins are allowed to leave their humans and continue harvesting spores. p.s. sorry eets I can be pretty dense sometimes. I am running out of conspiracies
Zygomaticus Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 thats because your brain is going through a chemical reaction. the photons in your brain are not being hybridized enough and their quantum models are being messed up messing your brain with electrons with more quantum energy than you think so the frequeancy = speed of light/ wavelenght i have a chem exam tomorrow
Artoo Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 I wouldn't want to be you! They only let us out of school for one day
ALTUS_Fett Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 That's because if we stayed out more than one day then we would see all the secrets things that they bring out during the day. Ex: Mutated organisms, flying pigs, cats and dogs falling from the sky, etc. What, I thought this was blown up!
J. Jedi Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 It was just an optical illusion..... The death star now sits just outside Mars' atmosphere waiting for THE signal from Bin Laden, to blow up earth.......
J. Jedi Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 forgot to post a statement...oops.... Lucky Charms are magically delicious
Heavyarms Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 they make you think that. But really, they are so magical, they start the deterioration of your stomach, and it goes through and you eventually die of malnutrition. Why does everyone hate me?
darthfergie Posted January 22, 2002 Posted January 22, 2002 WOW Rabbits are everywhere now!!! Take the advice I give Artoo...that Rabbit in your ear is telling you lies...so I'd buy a stereo to replace those ear drums and turn up the volume...the G-forces will then knock out the rabbit in your ears onto the floor...then you can pet him and hug him and name him George... Curious George and the High Voltage Electric Fence (the last book in the Curious George series)
Artoo Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 In the book series. The electricity caused a chemical reaction which turned him into a monster on one of the Scooby-Doo cartoons. Quite sad actually. Follow the White Rabbit
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 the rabbit traps you and eat's you showing that they are carnivores i am losing at chess
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 That's because chess is a government plot to make it's citizens feel stupid, and therefore make them complacent and easily ruled. Groundhog day is coming!
J. Jedi Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 Ground Hog Day is the biggest conspiracy of them ALL...... It's a big mind trick that's played on all of us. Actually the cover up is that the US, Russia, and China consipired to create this holiday (known by other names in Russia and China) to control the agricultural industry. By this, they control how long winter is, making you think that it's all predicted by a big rat. When, actually, they control the results of Rat Day to their desires. The results are controlled by if they want to make winter longer, and make crops and farm animal breeding lower. Or they make winter shorter for an opposite effect. However they make the Rat Day results look, they then adjust their weather control orbital satellites accordingly.......... BIN LADEN HAS CUT HIS HAIR AND BEARD..!!!
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 He now goes by the name Dr. Kimball and walks among us in plain clothes, word on the street is the U.S. Marshalls have a bead on him . My Wife loves the scent of Roses...
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 becouse rosees are addictive and make govermanet assanins out of anyone ants are small
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 that's because they are designed to fit into small spaces so they can spy on you. They are actually robotic spy droids for the government... big brother is watching... Dinosaurs are extinct...
Silenthunter Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 thats becuase the government wiped them out becuase the were conspiricising agianst them. their bones are fossils...
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 yes but everyone thinks that they turn into gas but they acculy turn into dangours gases i love the hobbit(the book)
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 Of course you would, Tolkien was in the employment of the FBI (during Hoover's cloak and dagger days), the book was written as a subtle brainwashing technique for the general public... I like red meat...
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 it's your brain telling you to stay smart becouse it is proven that meat has vital nutriants for big brains many cats drink milk
darthfergie Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 No...It isn't milk they drink. It is actually encoded liquid messages. Cats use these to smuggle secret messages in past the neighborhood dog... My Stapler is out of Staples...
Artoo Posted January 23, 2002 Posted January 23, 2002 That's what you think, but your stapler is actually intelligent and has been hiding and selling staples and building itself an over-seas bank account so it can overthrow the capitolist U.S. Communism is to commie, as capitolism is to capitolist
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