Sithcloak Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 No you are not! You are reciving signals from a device that enslaves the mind and turns you into one of many clones! I am reading a book Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 No, you're reading the strategy guide for GB and you think it's a book but it's not. I died yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 So did I, but I was reanimated by an elite group of CIA agents to perform a special mission, but I can't remember what it is unless a secret code word is said in which I will become a zombie ready to serve the CIA's hidden agenda. You probably had the same thing done to you. I killed a deer tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 It's true!!!! He is a zombie!!! Look at the grammar!!! How can you have killed something tomorrow!!! The secret word must've been said. Oh well that's another one we've lost to the government. Him and Havoc. Ice is a mindless zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALTUS_Fett Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 OMG :eek: I thought it was a secret government protected lifeform from the planet mars!!!! This topic keeps almost going into the 2nd page of doom!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB_StormTrooper Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Its true....anyone who posts here is doomed:rolleyes: My Girlfriend Is Stripping Right Now In Front Of Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 That's Just it! You think that's your girlfriend stripping before you, but actually it's a carefully crafted Fem-bot sent by an evil warlord to assasinate you. She'll kill you when you become helpless, staring at her.... um nevermind, just run while you can!!!! Then I'll come over and investigate to make sure she really is a fem-bot, what's the address? J/K My dog ate my creed CD! By the way, the government hasn't totally shut me up, I've gone underground... the truth must be heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 thats becouse all dogs hate creed no one posts anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 6, 2002 Share Posted February 6, 2002 It's cause they're all at JKII.com yakking it up. Fergie's there, I told him to come back. But he says it is slow. This thing hasn't come close to the 2nd page if you run on 1024x768. Everybody has a water buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 That is what larry the cumcumber wants you to think, but really it is a evil plot to make everyone want it and give BigIdea productions tons of mony because they bought out the water buffalo market. Peach is thankful for my hairbrush Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 No she isn't that "thank you" note is filled with poisinous perfum... You'll probably die in three to four seconds... I know 2 little green men that are from Malumonous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 They live in your ears with the rabbit! Follow the White Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kirby Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 don't do it!!! it will lead you out of the Matrix and you'll go one on wone with government Agents. Morpheus wants you dead I just got a free credit card in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 It isn't a Credit Card you fool!!! That is Impending Doom in the form of BANKRUPTCY and MORTAGING and SECOND MORTGAGING!!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AND THROW THE CREDIT CARD FROM THE DGE OF MOUNT LAW SUIT. for that card is the card made by the dark lawyers of VISA and can only be destroyed by casting it off the edge of Mount Law Suit. I have a computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 it isn't a computer it is a clone!!! Watch out for it!!! *says Fergie's clone* (in other words...BUMP) If Refs are humans...why can't they see in color or even see at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Their specially bred by the sporting group to disconnect the nerves between their eyes and brains. They have many different flavors of gatorade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 No they don't. It's the alien extract they put in there. The more Gatorade you drink the more you become assimilated into liking Gatorade and thus becomming an Alien too. Sitting Bull never sat on a wild bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Not a live bull. The indians hit a bull with some peace-pipe weed and put it out for a while. Then he went over, sat on it, and the indians got a polaroid and they left. the NAACP movie awards are segregated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Because the White man MADE them do it!!! Look at the KKK and tell me I'm wrong!!! *wonders what the KKK is* THE BLACK MAN IS OPPRESSED!!! Have you even seen a dog named Spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 I've seen a spot made by a dog. *insert cheap rimshot* Green and Blue are cool colors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Because they are the colors used by advertising agencies for tobacco companies to get teens to smoke... The label of a Coke bottle is red... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Only to implement the terrible ideas into the young ones heads of the similarites between Santa Claus and Coke. The Empire isn't that bad ... Sithcloak P.S. I don't drink coke, because it has caffine. Just a little bit of useless info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Unless you count all the corrupt power play. Aardvarks are our friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 ...when they are not hungry for human flesh!!! Weebles wobble but they don't fall down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 That's because the CIA is working with the FBI to develop new gyro-stabilized cameras inside the Weebles to keep track of the population! I have a wireless mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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