Kylilin Posted February 27, 2002 Posted February 27, 2002 What it really does besides the usual mouse capabilities is emit gamma radiation to brainwash you... I like cheese...
darthfergie Posted February 27, 2002 Posted February 27, 2002 NO you don't like cheese. Because cheese doesn't exist. You just think it is there, but in the real world you never eat. It is but a figment of your pittiful imagination. Now go back to sleep on the in my world I have created for you. I have a wallet and in it holds the key to the universe...
Kylilin Posted February 27, 2002 Posted February 27, 2002 Thats not the key to the universe, its the key to the bathroom at the gas station. The NHL should switch to Olympic style rules.
Darth Homer Posted February 27, 2002 Posted February 27, 2002 The NHL will never use Olympic rules because that would unbalance space/time and we'd all be transported back to the time of the dinosaurs. I never wear hats.
Sithcloak Posted February 27, 2002 Posted February 27, 2002 You were programmed that way becuase if you did your head would get very hot and melt. The rebel alliance are the good guys ... Sithcloak
Artoo Posted February 28, 2002 Posted February 28, 2002 How do you define good. It is a simple quandry created by our brain. Order, chaos, these are all made up concepts made up of only what we can perceive. If everybody in the world were crazy and had a different perception on life then the rebel alliance might actually be the bad guys to such a wonderful ruling faction as the empire. I think a Yoda Soda zapped my brain.
darthfergie Posted February 28, 2002 Posted February 28, 2002 No it actually gave your brain a boost. It improves bad wiring;) Every rose has it's thorns...
Artoo Posted February 28, 2002 Posted February 28, 2002 Unless it's a mutant adn then it might eat you! A mutated rose could control the world.
Sithcloak Posted February 28, 2002 Posted February 28, 2002 Thats what limited power you belive it to hold but in reality it will slowly spread its cyro-mutantive powers to other planets, hijack Stardestroyers and take over the galaxy! I think that i need a new watch. Sithcloak
GrandMoffThoth Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 I would have to agree that 'good', 'evil', 'time' are man-made concepts HOWEVER, that's only because we as of yet have no other ground of basis. We are the only 'intelligent' life we've found 'round here. In my opinion, ANY 'intelligent' species would be capable of such observations or clarifications, the old 'does a tree make a sound if noone hears it fall' is so ridiculous, cause if it WERE TRUE, we would all have seen the mountains form cause it had no witnesses before us to realize, & there wouldn't be trees on the ground until you walk in the forest. It makes a sound when it falls without you, just as it falls without you, and how could you believe if your the last person on Earth-THE LAST HUMAN BEING PERIOD; and you sing a song you wrote, that no one else hears, that means the song has no sound-or your vocal chords cease to function cause there are no witnesses?? Those believers are forced into saying, 'well, it WOULD have sound still cause YOUR ears are hearing it.' Well then modify it to you're the last person & your deaf, you know your singing, you can feel it, you just can't hear it. It's all just plain silly. Is a cat killin' a mouse 'evil' or just plain fun created out of boredom?
Guest Supreme Warlord Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 It is just plain bored because they cant pick on dogs like they use too. THey got too darned big for the cats to torture Why am I back?
Darth Homer Posted March 1, 2002 Posted March 1, 2002 You're not back, all these posts you see that make you think you're back are just post-hypnotic suggegstions implanted by a race of Super-Freud clones. The clones are the masters of the world! Tell me about your muh-zuh.
darthfergie Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 muh-zuh??? How do you know about him?!?!? I thought they erased your memory of him!!!!!!! I'll have to inform the FBI about...oops I've said too much. You can see through windows.
Sithcloak Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 Really all mirrors are one way windows and vise versa. You might want to carefull when you pretend to be jarjar when you see a building with reflecting glass. You won't know whos on the other side. I can think. Sithcloak
Artoo Posted March 4, 2002 Posted March 4, 2002 Actually you can't. Your nerves in your eyes send signals directly to your fingers and give you brain the shaft. We were soldiers
darthfergie Posted March 4, 2002 Posted March 4, 2002 We were soldiers until the Government told us to disband. Now we are hardened commandos trained in the ways of sitting in front of computers and staring at the little pixels and having a name for each one. Such as #2345769...that one is George... Staples has staples
Darth Homer Posted March 5, 2002 Posted March 5, 2002 Staples doesn't really have staples...they don't even exist!! They've been made up by the government to keep us all fooled into believing our papers are bound together. I'M NOT DEAD!
darthfergie Posted March 5, 2002 Posted March 5, 2002 So says the little voice in your mind...but don't listen to it. Because that voice was planted by Alamanzio The Strange. Never listen to yourself again or you will be tempted by the green side. School is a place of knowledge...
Zygomaticus Posted March 5, 2002 Posted March 5, 2002 actually its a place of physical and mental torture a temple is a place of worship
darthfergie Posted March 5, 2002 Posted March 5, 2002 Thats a common belief...only a belief mnd you, because a temple is actually a place where people take control of your mind and make you watch re-runs of Gillagain's Island!!! You can run but you can't hide...
Zygomaticus Posted March 5, 2002 Posted March 5, 2002 thats what you think, in reality im already hiding where you cant find me im hiding where you cant find me
Artoo Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 I have the web. You can do anything with the web. Therefore using the law of syllogisms, I can find you with the web. The law of syllogisms is the basis of all logic.
Zygomaticus Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 actually it isnt, physics is, the dynokinetic, dimensionality maxwellian theory is the basis of all theoreticsl knowledge from all this came the sylliogicalliaspodicalliisticallyportinastation i dont know what im talking about
darthfergie Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 if you don't know what you are talking about then how can you talk about not knowing what you talk about even though you don't know. I am a man of my word
Artoo Posted March 11, 2002 Posted March 11, 2002 But words are meaningless unless we assign meaning to them so the true question is are you a man if we say you are, and how about if not? Duck is to cheese as fence is to Djibouti.
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