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I wonder if these come in blue?

 

I would of rather had a kevlar vest, these things don't deflect squat.

 

These helmets are great, now the chicks don't know I'm checking them out.

 

Does any one know how to work the zipper? I got to go bad..

 

 

Man I hate having to share suits ,especially after dave wears this thing, he has such bad B.O.

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"Lady's i know men in white look good... please, DON'T touch my.... blaster"

 

 

"Does that helmet comes equipped with sun glasses"

 

"Yesterday i saw Lord Vader without his suit and helmet, man i swear i could take him any day of the week"

 

"Thats it, firsts he kills Ozzel then Needa, I'm going to the union"

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"run, they have teddy bears!"

 

"if Vader kills 14 or 15 more officers I'll get a promotion"

 

"yeah, wearing white in the jungle makes so much sense"

"the jungle, I'm stationed on a desert planet, with a white uniform and an orange vest, military intelligence my butt"

 

"I think Vader is competeing with the rebels on who can get the most Imperial kills"

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"Can I get these suits in any colour OTHER then white?"

 

"Have you noticed how none of us can shoot for peanuts?"

 

"The chicks just love these white suits?"

 

"Why do these suits look like they have boobs?"

 

"Have you noticed we all look, sound and shoot the same?"

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"Stop,do not pass go do not collect 200 creds"

"This armor sure chafes"

"My armor says one size fits all"

"does the blaster come in white?"

"sir,theres something glowing around the corner why dont you go check it out"

 

 

Sorry all i could think of this late at night 1:30 am

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"So you ride this speeder bike and I get the.....lizard?"

 

"and these blasters don't shot straight because?"

 

"weren't you with that company that got beat up by ewoks?"

 

"Yes you do look fat!"

 

"I've got a thing or two to tell lord vader" ( last words )

 

"Is the empire so cheap that the only color they have is white, I mean even an off white would be nice."

 

"What? I can't hear you over the blaster fire?"

 

"No, I'm not TK421!"

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Picture "A New Hope" - the big sabre battle:

 

 

Stormtrooper 1 : entering the hanger bay in a fluster What's happening?

 

Stormtrooper 2: Well I've got $100 on Vader - and idiot here (refering to his partner) has got $50 on the old man in the cloak!

 

Stormtrooper 1: What about thse rebels that are getting away.

 

Stormtrooper 2: There are rebels here???!!!

 

 

Kozi :fett:

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or this one that i thought up, it's the emperor speaking tho...

 

 

Luke Skywalker: NEVER!!!!!

 

*skywalker vs vader music plays in the background*

 

emperor in the background: Good good, I got a hood, and I live in your neighborhood!

 

eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

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