JPMaximilian Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 I'm doing a Top Ten Storm Trooper Phrases that Didn't Make It! list for my website. Post any of your ideas below, I'll pick about 15-20 of them and then put the ones I like the most up for a vote.
Kestral Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 'Yeah, I am kinda short for a stormtrooper.' 'Dumb furry little...!' 'You think we should report the whole Ewok incident?' - 'Are you joking?'
Boba Rhett Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 "Does this suit make my butt look big?" "Stop, or I'll fire in your general direction!" "Put that glowstick down!" "Wait a minute....these are the droids were looking for!" "Damn, I wish we had holsters....." That's all I could come up with for now.
GUNNER Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 I wonder if these come in blue? I would of rather had a kevlar vest, these things don't deflect squat. These helmets are great, now the chicks don't know I'm checking them out. Does any one know how to work the zipper? I got to go bad.. Man I hate having to share suits ,especially after dave wears this thing, he has such bad B.O.
GonkH8er Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 This has been done a few months ago.... i can't remember mine. I'll go find out.
Neonix Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 "Lady's i know men in white look good... please, DON'T touch my.... blaster" "Does that helmet comes equipped with sun glasses" "Yesterday i saw Lord Vader without his suit and helmet, man i swear i could take him any day of the week" "Thats it, firsts he kills Ozzel then Needa, I'm going to the union"
wardz Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 yeh try searching the forum, some of us came up with some funny ones.. wardz
KordKelly Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 How about a rip-off from Die Hard... "10,000 Stormtroopers in the Empire and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister's"
captain_drake Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 i wonder i this suit will defect any glowing swords hey whats with this taking orders from a goof in a black cape carp i wish my mom could see me now
WD_ToRMeNt Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 How about... "hey bud, watch where you stick that glowing thingie."
Kestral Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 Yeah, I am a little short for a stormtrooper. I still like this one the most.
WD_ToRMeNt Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 Stormtrooper 1: "Hiya Marcus." Stormtrooper 2: "I'm not Marcus, I'm clide." Stormtrooper 1: "Sorry, I can't tell who is who in these get duds."
WD_ToRMeNt Posted February 6, 2002 Posted February 6, 2002 "Stop and I'll shoot!" "But it's just one guy." "Force? Ha! Just a hoax." "Don't worry, we out number him a bagillion to one, there is no way we can loose." "Quick! Everyone stand out in the open and fire randomly!"
Guest Mal *Nexsis* Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 "run, they have teddy bears!" "if Vader kills 14 or 15 more officers I'll get a promotion" "yeah, wearing white in the jungle makes so much sense" "the jungle, I'm stationed on a desert planet, with a white uniform and an orange vest, military intelligence my butt" "I think Vader is competeing with the rebels on who can get the most Imperial kills"
Worms Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 "Can I get these suits in any colour OTHER then white?" "Have you noticed how none of us can shoot for peanuts?" "The chicks just love these white suits?" "Why do these suits look like they have boobs?" "Have you noticed we all look, sound and shoot the same?"
UniKorn Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 "Storm Trooper? I'm on a StarShip damnit!" Job Application "My strongest point is my individuality" "NEXT!"
DrIfTeR Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 "Stop,do not pass go do not collect 200 creds" "This armor sure chafes" "My armor says one size fits all" "does the blaster come in white?" "sir,theres something glowing around the corner why dont you go check it out" Sorry all i could think of this late at night 1:30 am
captain_drake Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by WD_ToRMeNt "Stop and I'll shoot!" "Quick! Everyone stand out in the open and fire randomly!" thats so true
Imp Destroyer Posted February 7, 2002 Posted February 7, 2002 "White goes with everything" "Does this make me look fat?" "Let's all wait until after we anounce our presance to fire" "Die Imperial scum, I mean Rebel!"
xwing guy Posted February 8, 2002 Posted February 8, 2002 "These white suits make us look like KKK members, we got really good sheets too." "At least we're camoflaged here in the snow." "Hey, which one of you is Bob, you all look alike?"
Guest Mal *Nexsis* Posted February 8, 2002 Posted February 8, 2002 "So you ride this speeder bike and I get the.....lizard?" "and these blasters don't shot straight because?" "weren't you with that company that got beat up by ewoks?" "Yes you do look fat!" "I've got a thing or two to tell lord vader" ( last words ) "Is the empire so cheap that the only color they have is white, I mean even an off white would be nice." "What? I can't hear you over the blaster fire?" "No, I'm not TK421!"
Kozinski Posted February 8, 2002 Posted February 8, 2002 Picture "A New Hope" - the big sabre battle: Stormtrooper 1 : entering the hanger bay in a fluster What's happening? Stormtrooper 2: Well I've got $100 on Vader - and idiot here (refering to his partner) has got $50 on the old man in the cloak! Stormtrooper 1: What about thse rebels that are getting away. Stormtrooper 2: There are rebels here???!!! Kozi
Imp Destroyer Posted February 8, 2002 Posted February 8, 2002 Stormie 1 "Close the blast doors!" Stromie 2 "Open the bast doors, open the bast doors!!!!"
Rogue15 Posted February 8, 2002 Posted February 8, 2002 'For Mon Mothma!' 'Why doesn't Lord Vader ever where white?'
Rogue15 Posted February 9, 2002 Posted February 9, 2002 or this one that i thought up, it's the emperor speaking tho... Luke Skywalker: NEVER!!!!! *skywalker vs vader music plays in the background* emperor in the background: Good good, I got a hood, and I live in your neighborhood! eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
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