'Shipping & Handling

[LQ.]

Originally posted by Kylilin

I think that people have the right to engage in relations with the people of their choosing, gay or not, I respect your right to be whatever way you want to be...

Amen my brothers and sisters, AMEN!

[Nute Gunray]

As I learned in my psych class, somewhere around 85-90% of your reactions are based on instinct. It was somewhat disturbing that only around 10% of what you do is based on something you THOUGHT.

 

The short version: the reason for the female orgasm is to keep her from running away by delivering a disabling amount of pleasure (instead of pain because if it caused pain then the species wouldn't have survived long).

 

Well, i'll be banned by tomorrow for saying 'orgasm' at least three times. ****.

 

but you get so uptight about this whole thing. It's funny! I can't help it! And in my eyes you lost because I bothered you so much you told me to go away.

 

Actually the reason you're seeing only me on my side is because I'm the only one on that's native to here really. We're surprisingly conservative and had traditionally attacked liberal views (particularly when cockmongers didn't think the middle east needed a hefty dose of the bomb). I told you to go away because you DO bother me. I don't go over to where ever you came from and bother YOU. go back to where you came from.

[Death]

Okay, I'm sorry my views bother you, but I can't help it. It's the way I am. And I won't leave just 'cause you don't like me. I usually post at rs.net, come visit. Bug the hell out of me. I don't care. And I didn't come here to bother you, I came here to post. Which is what I'm doing.

[Wasslera]

Lesbians hit on me, I dont care. Most girls dont...I think its guy thing....

 

^^;;;; the herds of sheep are the "Theoretical masses" Not the politicians. Of course, the politicians are sheep too because they can only do what they are told to do. Sure they formulate their own opinions, but opinions wont go far without support of the sheep. 'sides. I like sheep. They're soft. ^___^!!! I'll tell you all the story of the scottish sheep later, when I'm not debating. with close-minded bigots.

 

Ok, so its theoreticly a right we posses. We can say anything we want to (So long as its not a confession to crime) and we wont arrestes, sure we piss some people off, but no matter what you say its going to piss someone off. I'm not attacking your right of speech. I'm attacking you're asinine philosophy.

 

You're not the jabberwocky or my son^^;;;; I didnt put that there, really. Fiona did, she's my randomness muse. I forgot to edit her footprints after she danced on the keyboard, and besides it was a comment for Jakov(Redwing), not you. So kindly ignor it.

 

OH!!! You're one of those people! I get it now. Like sister Mary.*Shudder*She was scary. And a little hairy. She wouldnt make a good faery...er...no more caffeine for me. I dont get how making love can be traumatic. Lots of people have fun, and just because you dont doesnt mean you have to ruin it for the other little girl and boys. GAH!! There you go with your hipocrasy again!!! Girls dont exchange genetic material when they have sex! If thats what you're all uppity about then you shouldnt be so accepting of Lesbians. We wouldnt even be having this debate if you didnt contradict yourself so much. Come to think of it, you would make a marvelous politician.

[Death]

*Falls over laughing* Oh Wasslara, you are sooooo hyper right now! Good points though! Hee hee! You go girl!

[Wasslera]

*Bounces around.*Boink boink boink!! I loooooove debating with people!! Its fun. !!! Heeehheeeeeheeee!!! I AM hyper, you're right!!! Wow!!!! I could recite the Jabberwocky for you!!!! (Yes, I know the whole darn thing by heart* Or I could tell the sheep story....maybe another time.*Plays with her superego, Azreal*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[Death]

Okay, who gave her the sugar?

And tell Az that Lucifer says hi.

[Wasslera]

Um...I gave myself sugar, thank you very much.

*Az runs and hides in the corner*

Oh, look what you've done!*Pulls him out and plays patty cake with him to calm him down*

[Nute Gunray]

Liberal heathens. Your day will come. Project Final will see to it.

 

To sum up how things are and should be:

1) sex is not designed to be fun. It is supposed to result in children.

2) I have yet to contradict myself. I have yet to say that I dislike lesbians. Also I have not said anything about <i>lesbian sex</i>. victory on a technicality.

3) there was a number 3 but i forgot it.

 

Now run along children. And remember, anyone that <s>isn't a ****ing moron</s> doesn't agree with your <s>flawed liberal</s> progressive mindset is wrong!

[Death]

And to sum it all up:

"I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality"

[Wasslera]

I'm a heathen!!! YAY!!!!!!!! I'd rather be a heathen and actually have people enjoy my company than be "Moral" And hate people because of something so insignifigant as sexual prefrence.

 

1) Who cares what it was designed for? the internet was designed for the military so that they could comunicate and its used for what now? Thats right kiddies, fun!!!

 

2) I'm not debating for victory, I'm debating for the thrill and the fun. Give me a subject, give me a point to argue(So long as I have a general knowlege of what I'm arguing) And I'll debate. I dont care about winning or losing. But really, the way you know that you've won is not if you have proven that you are "Right", its if you keep your cool through the debate and dont call your aponent names or tell them to run along because you finaly realize that you no longer have an argument (this does not to say that you dont have an argument, beacouse you do. Its a good one too, but you just dont argue it well)

 

3) If you dont have a point to make then dont write it down, it wastes space and makes you look like you dont know what you're doing.

 

When you want to stop debating, dont tell the other person to just run along and attempt to insult your opponent. Do it gracefully. Say something like, I understand your opinion even if you do not understand mine. Your point have been made and I believe mine has also. Close argument.

 

Keep in mind that if I felt like it, I would be arguing your side had you not contradicted youself from the beginning even though I dont believe in your views. Keep in mind also that ones views are an opinion and that an opinion is never wrong, for it is not fact. In a debate one does not try to prove the other wrong, but rather make his own opinion heard and understood, nothing more. Just understood. Understand?

[Death]

T'was a good debate Wasslara. You argued well. Had some good points! God I love doing this! It's so much fun! Must be the German in me...

[Wasslera]

Ooooooh yes. I would say thats what it is.

[Nute Gunray]

I never gave up. I told you to go away because:

1) this bores me.

2) I have no allies.

 

Eventually, someone will come and back me up. Gunner and Zarg probably. Maybe Keyan too. Definitely Zarg. RIGHT ZARG?

I'm fairly tired of people repeating their point over and over again in large paragraphs when it can easily be said in a few sentences or a list as I have chosen to do.

 

Perhaps you have noted my sig. It lists my occupation as MENSA troll. Do you know what a MENSA troll is?

 

The MENSA Troll shares many characteristics of The Flamethrower Clone, but this style of poster refrains from writing as many blatant homosexual overtones. The general gist of all the MENSA Trolls' posts should hint at the idea that the MENSA Troll is the smartest creature in the world, and every time he posts a message, it is for the sole purpose of manipulating others on the forum. It doesn't matter what reaction he gets from anything he writes because the MENSA Troll can justify anything he wants. If, for some reason he is not able to justify it, he should ignore it completely and avoid the subject. Under NO circumstances should the MENSA Troll respond to anybody's criticisms of him; he should instead continue to criticize everybody else and avoid engaging in a two-way conversation.

 

EXAMPLES. The MENSA Troll will post the following messages:

 

Counter-Strike forum: "It's interesting to see so many of you silly little monkeys jump around and react to my post which created the associative link between Counter-Strike players and certain members of the canine family. Your predictable reactions are exactly what I expected from such a lowbrow, intellectually dead race of Neanderthals who barely possess the ability to use primitive tools. I'm sure it will take you months before your ape-like brains are able to realize that the sniper rifles in v1.0 are ****. Go back to downloading those mp3s you heard on the radio and watching ABC, you pop-culture addicted maggots."

Star Trek forums: "It is apparent that many of you lack the ability to comprehend a single one of my posts. If you did, you would understand that you are all pawns on a chessboard I bought and own. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse me, and I have the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, I might be impressed."

Honda Civic forum: "You mindless drones will purchase whatever product is placed before your ignorant, easily influenced heads. You are so willing to be manipulated by other people, it is no wonder I am able to bend and shape you into any way I please. Besides, it's common knowledge that the CRX is by far a better deal."

 

I'm just doing my job.

[Death]

Wow, you must be really proud. It's fun manipulating people huh? I was doing it to you.

[Wasslera]

So, basicly you're unintelligent and you masquerading as intelligent so that you can win an argument that no one can win because you're apponent wont change his oppinion. Great tactics there. I've already given my closing statement, so you wont be needing backup, but thank you for your consideration. I'm sorry it bored you, because I was having a lot of fun.*Pout* It would have been better if you were enjoying yourself to, I'm sure.

[Death]

Okay, case closed. I'm done here. Good job Wasslara. Nute, it was fun.

[Nute Gunray]

Actually <i>Nute Gunray</i> doesn't exist. None of this would have transpired unless *I* had started it. I selected words and terms and constructed a scenario and executed it until it bored me. I manipulated YOU into manipulating me. You will receive a cookiee if you figure out at what point this just became something to amuse myself with.

[Wasslera]

Ya, well, we're over it. Come visit us over a RS.net if you've got the balls to try it again. I wont even check this thread after this post, so dont bother replying.

[Nute Gunray]

Good. They left.

 

Mission accomplished.

[Gold leader]

You've really made me curious about Project Final. Does it have anything to do with spontaneous combustion of liberal heathens?

Or is it just Nute's Grand Sexual Contra-Revolution?

[edlib]

Originally posted by Nute Gunray

Good. They left.

Mission accomplished.

 

Excellent work, Agent Gunray!

This is exactly why invasions of XWA never succeed.

 

They don't encounter much inital resistance, but before long the occupying force figures out that they don't really want to be here after all.

'Tis truly a beeeutiful thing!

[JR2000Z]

Good thing that I as here to **** up the forum or they would have stayed.

[Nute Gunray]

I particularly enjoyed the part where I was derided for insulting, while they were insulting me. And I apparently was contradicting myself

 

As for Project Final, the details can't be revealed at this time. I will say that you'll know when Project Final's time is at hand by all the security checkpoints manned by unfriendly soldiers and the random and surprising savage beatings. Originally it was called "Project Final Solution" but the PR people said it was "too Nazi." They approved Project Final because it sounds cryptic and vast.

 

On an unrelated note, buy all the bottled water, canned goods, and batteries you can in December 2020.

[Rogue Nine]

You people are weird.

 

GOOD JOB, GUYS!!!!!!!