Darth Homer Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd still have the inner-ear problems... What if the what ifs ended?
Kylilin Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd look for Atlantis.. what if you could talk to the animals?
Boba Rhett Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd hit on the Apes at the zoo. Then I'd head on over to the large cat area and insult them until they tried to attack me. I'd then walk away laughing when they slam into the glass. What if paper was made of metal?
GUNNER Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 The straps on your back pack would break.. What if George asked you to be in E3?
Kylilin Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I think I'd say yes, then do the happy-happy joy-joy dance from ren and stimpy, then I'd come on these forums and brag... what if you had this choice: die or cease to be a star wars fan, abandoning it from all aspects of your life as you know it.
GUNNER Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 Star what? what if Micheal Jackson was your neighbor?
Eets Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd go over to his house one night while he was sleeping and paint him black. What if the girls from the "find love" ads were in your house?
Guest Supreme Warlord Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I would try to get it on:D (j/k) What if I was the Supreme Warlord of the World?(meaning the ruler of the world;) )
Eets Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd look for the nearest cliff to throw myself off of. What if the world was a pair of pants?
Uutont Fær Uulion Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd have a really hard problem fitting them. I mean imagine the weight I would have to gain. What if there weren't any hypothetical questions? what would this say?
Eets Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 What does hypothetical mean? *scratches head* What if I was really that dumb?
DashRendar Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 You you mean you aren't? What if I really believed that?
Eets Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd have to smack the bejeezus out of you. What if Root Beer tasted like gym socks?
DashRendar Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 Then my daily ration of soda would go way down.... What if your legs were where your arms are and visa-versa?
Kylilin Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 then i'd walk with my ass held high... what if i told you that i was a mutant racoon?
Grand_Admiral_Ice Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I'd fry you and tell a redneck it's chicken. What if I told you that I was Hitler?
Zygomaticus Posted March 3, 2002 Author Posted March 3, 2002 id come over there and do the nazi salute what if i told you i had a pet lion
Sithcloak Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 I'd ask you to bring it over and kill my monster of a sister. J/K She isn't that bad ... What if i had stole your precious double double-bladed sabers? Sithcloak P.S. Good thread. I've missed out on a lot.
Zygomaticus Posted March 3, 2002 Author Posted March 3, 2002 yeah i never new it would get 40+ posts anyway i would run after you and cut you up with my axe which i use only on emergency what if i challenged you to a western style gun fight
Sithcloak Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 I would agree, but then grab my trusty DL-44 and shoot you from under the table we would use to debate how many steps to take. What if i told you that Star Wars is a just somthing you made up and everything you think you see is just an illusion. Sithcloak
Zygomaticus Posted March 3, 2002 Author Posted March 3, 2002 if starwars was something i made up i would be very proud of it what if i said i was george lucas
Sithcloak Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 I would ask for proof, a reasonable script for episode III and an autograph. If I were a rich man what would you do? Sithcloak
Zygomaticus Posted March 3, 2002 Author Posted March 3, 2002 depends on HOW rich you are what if i told you i was musolini
Darth Homer Posted March 3, 2002 Posted March 3, 2002 I would learn to post in Italian What if time is regressing and everyone is actually getting younger?
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