Jester Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Sorry, "Crappy rhyme schemes" isn't my category, Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 nobody? well, so much for this forum game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei Posted April 12, 2002 Share Posted April 12, 2002 Fine jerky. You've won the battle, but not the war. Let's keep going. You start. And tell me what the hell that awful song was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Why of course. it was "sing to your sink" by BS2000 (A beastie boys affiliate) Â "I pull my blinds Fill out my income tax form Pen in hand I write so legibly I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him But you don't see me No one should see me" Â try that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Primus - Nature Boy - Â "there's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane and it isn't even christmas, he sees a note in the obituary that his last friend has died/there's an infant clinging to an overwieght mother in the cold as they go to shop for cigarettes and she spends her last dollar on a bottle of vodka for tonight " Â Oh man, I hope that's enough. My music horizon is too narrow and lacks any sort of diversity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, I've heard a couple BS2000 tunes. That was not one of them. Â As for the last one, it was Bad Religion - Struck a Nerve. Â This one shouldn't be too difficult: Â "And I'm not unsympathetic, I see why you left, There's no one to know, There's nothing to do, The city's been dead, Since you've been gone." Â On a side note, I've just seen Chasing Amy. And now all of a sudden, I don't hate Keven Smith anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iisaac Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 I saw Chasing Amy. I saw most of Kevin Smith's films. The plots aren't bad. These aren't the generic Hollywood scripts. These are more like generic out-of-the-ordinary scripts, of situations that happen quite a lot if you live a bit. I had trouble sitting through each of Smith's movies the first time I saw them, and I'm not willing to see them again. It's "one of those days" on film, similar to how indie rock is "one of those days" on guitar, drum and bass. His films leave me feeling I've been there and done that, under slightly different circumstances. That's probably what his fans think when they call his movies "insightful". Well, a lot of people think the Bible, astrology readings, soap operas, and children's books are insightful, so insight is probably very easy to come by for some. Two things I can't take away from Kevin Smith is that he is fluent and eloquent. He puts his point with precision and poise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 The City by Dismemberment Plan  "This song will become the anthem of your underground. You're two floors down getting high in the back room. If I flooded out your house, do you think you'd make it out, or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Saves the day - "At your funeral." Â Â I recall one or two saying that they were well-versed (no pun intended) in Rap. Here's one for the A's, via the J. Â "Southside's a town with a lot of hustle and bustle A kid got stuck, for a buck under the trustle Died with pride, he fought he had a big heart With muscle he fought back be the attack was brutal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrei Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Organized Konfusion - The Rough Side of Town. Â "Yo, microphone check one two what is this The five foot assassin with the ruffneck business I float like gravity, never had a cavity Got more rhymes than the Winans got family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTtheMighty Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 It's funny, I got on to this forum hoping to become the supreme ruler of it, yet here I am, at the bottom... OH WELL! I'm gonna play too! (Seeing as how, after reading all the posts, that I have no idea who most of the artest you guys were talking about or what songs those were I'm just gonna put some lyrics in here that are my personal favoite, just for fun, Oh and by the way, I hated Chasing Amy, god that was the worst Kevin Smith movie ever, Jay and Silent Bob rule man!) Â Anyway: "Now the Time is here, For ______ to spead fear. Vengence from the grave, KILL THE PEOPLE HE ONCE SAVED!!!" Â -that is an easy one, and for the advanced reader: Â "Whataya mean I dont believ in God, I talk to him everyday. Whataya mean I dont suppport yer system, I go to court, when I HAVE to. Whataya mean I can't get to work on time, Got nuthin better ta do. Whatay mean I dont pay my bills, why do ya think I'm broke? If ther is a new way, Ill be the first in line! It better work this time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 three things to say: Â 1. You have to name the song name and band of the last lyrics posted before you can post your own. Â 2. In fact, Mallrats was Kevin Smith's worst movie (even he knows that) Â 3. You cant become the ruler of this forum because we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 There is no way you are going to fit into this forum with that "everyone cares about me" attitude, YT. If you pay attention you will find that most of the Sam and Max fans here are cynical bastards besides the fact that they have been on the scene so many years before you. Not to boast, just to tell it like it is. Â I also have a feeling you didn't like Chasing Amy because it dealt with issues you don't understand. Â And you are playing the forum game all wrong, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iisaac Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 YT, you act like an autistic child, turn everyone against you, and you're oblivious to your surroundings. What's more, you like teen comedies and moronic humor. BUT, you have premium choice in lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 And you wonder why people are reluctant to post here? Good grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iisaac Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 I never expressed amazement at why people fail to post here. It is because the regulars are a bunch of nasty sons of dogs. Not really, schmucks, read on. The situation calls for order. I didn't see this earlier, certainly not when I was in possession of STISH, but getting rid of the Miscellaneous forum would do the Sam & Max boards a lot of good. Its free-for-all atmosphere dampens inhibitions, and this behavior seeps into the other forums. Â Getting rid of the Miscellaneous forum confronts us with putting all its posts somewhere else. I suggest dumping them on Mojo. Give the Mojo forum a new gist and solve SnM.net's toxic cognitive waste problems at the same time. It will work. I am not trying to create chaos and confusion. I am not undermining the forums' stability. All I am saying, is give the transfer a chance. (If you find this notion appealing, you must be a right-wing fundamentalist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 hey hey hey, slow down there buddy. I'm not mean at all, in fact i'm down right lovable. And to get rid of the Miscellaeous section of this forum would definitely kill it. DEAD. DECEASED. NO MORE. unless S&M2 did happen to come out, which (please god) it might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 let me refrase that last post: Â DON'T GET RID OF "ANYTHING & EVERYTHING" ITS DOWN RIGHT FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Wait a minute... are you saying there are portions of these forums actually devoted to Sam and Max... Well I'll be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted April 18, 2002 Author Share Posted April 18, 2002 Yeeeeah, dont get rid of the misc forum, mainly cause it gives us a reason to post on a sam and max site. I mean, I honestly dont expect there to be any news on the cartoon show any time soon...News on new comic developments seem to be tiny itty bitty specs of nothing, where Purcell just says the name Sam or something in an interview, and as for the new game....Well.....We have that amazing concept art we can all discuss...Theres the game support forum, but uh, I think 98% of the people that are regulars here, beat that game several thousand times back when Windows 3.1 was around, and all you used it for was Solitair, and still were using ye old DOS commands to play your games...So uh...dont get rid of the misc section...  c:\ c:\d: d:\ d:\setup  The good ol days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 I still have a computer hooked up to run like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 i have a mac with a 300 mb hardrive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Nothing is wrong with freedom Isaac... it's people. If you think closing access will be the first step to ridding the world of conventional scum, then maybe you should consider that no matter where you go there is always someone who is barely hanging on the threads of intelligence. The best you can do really is kill their spirit in hopes that they will realize their mistakes. Pain = learning. Closed doors = closed minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iisaac Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Take your cornershop bubblegum wisdom and stuff it into the post I never wrote with the intentions I never considered. Honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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