NiKo Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Originally posted by NiKo Thinks socialism means partying. You mean... it doesn't? At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius." I would never do that... My sign is Aries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fida Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 niko! i WILL get U! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Who are you? That Afghan dude we head about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT UNTIL MY FRIENDS SEE THIS!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Originally posted by fida niko! i WILL get U! you have the intellegance level of betty crockers groin you know what i say? osama bin eating your dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Is this concetrated dumb ass Niko's taliban enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 most of them i had heard in jokes n stuff ps- the best: Originally posted by NiKo Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport left", he turned around and went home. pss- u forgot "fails a survey" psss- anywyas, we shoud do the ip test to see if this fida guy is an old trouble maker (my guess) n which one. (its been a long time since the last posted ip test, n worst of all, it was on me! ) piss- i still think it is really pathetic to threaten some1 through internet. i mean, if i get a letter or a fone call threatening me, i would b somewot worried, but an internet threat? Pffff, chances r that the guy threatenning u lives in some country u ve never even heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Your right Al, exept for the fact that The guys location says Afghanistan and Niko lives in Isriel, which haven't been on the best of terms right now. And Niko told us about an Afghan that threatened him on the street.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grannen Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 fida Domino Hurley Max Payne The Forum Parrot They are all using IP# 213.154.128.85 and Romania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by Grannen fida Domino Hurley Max Payne The Forum Parrot They are all using IP# 213.154.128.85 and Romania. somehow that was TO obvious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by Grannen fida Domino Hurley Max Payne The Forum Parrot They are all using IP# 213.154.128.85 and Romania. well fuck my nuts and call me pappy, its the romanian idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Max Payne, I've heard so much about you, yet, either I forgot it all or wasn't listening.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by Kjølen Max Payne, I've heard so much about you, yet, either I forgot it all or wasn't listening.... dont bother listening about him ... hes not all there anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 HAHAHAHAHA!!! IF IT WASNT WITH THIS "WIFE BEEING DECLARED DEAD" THING ID SAY THATS THE WACKIEST THING IVE HEARD ALL WEEK!!! LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fida Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 hahaha! niko U have NO way of trackin my tru IP. i WILL kill U! go to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grannen Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by fida hahaha! niko U have NO way of trackin my tru IP. i WILL kill U! go to hell! "The IP Address is: 213.154.128.85. The host name is: ce-0-0.pcnet.ro. Please click here to return to the thread." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fida Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 SILENCE! niko shal suferr! N U will nevr catch me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 no, but we shall ban you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 I don't know how I can be silent when someone has such poor spelling skills. Sure the occasional spelling error is fine, everyone does it Personally I'm still trying to figure out how he plans on 'getting' NiKo- what's he gonna do? come through NiKo's computer screen waving an axe madly? sheeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by Fender no, but we shall ban you. honestly, fida ... who the hell are you kidding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 i hope he could at least make it funny... this is just pathetic *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by fida SILENCE! niko shal suferr! N U will nevr catch me! neither you will catch him yes, thats life. live with it anyways i find it pretty funny (n pretty gay) that this guys is so fixated with niko its like i said in another topic: this guy logs in just to listen to wot niko says (otherwise he wouldnt know bout fida guy in the first place) i wouldnt b surprised if he printed the pics niko posted of himself n took them to the bathroom :rolleyess :lamplikeguy: btw- Originally posted by Kjølen Max Payne, I've heard so much about you, yet, either I forgot it all or wasn't listening.... lol :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Ok everyone, all with me " Your feeble skills are no match for the power of escapemi.com. You have paid the price for your lack of vision." "Now young Fida/multiple names....you will die!" :lightning :lightning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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