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You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

 

Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it

said concentrate.

 

Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his

mind.

 

Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

 

Sends a fax with a stamp on it.

 

Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

 

Tries to drown a fish.

 

If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get

change.

 

Thinks socialism means partying.

 

Trips over a cordless phone.

 

Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

 

At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he

put Sagittarius."

 

Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

Studies for a blood test and fails.

 

Invents a solar powered flashlight.

 

Sells the car for gas money.

 

Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.

 

Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.

 

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport

left", he turned around and went home.

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most of them i had heard in jokes n stuff

 

ps- the best:

Originally posted by NiKo

Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport

left", he turned around and went home.

 

 

pss- u forgot "fails a survey"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

psss- anywyas, we shoud do the ip test to see if this fida guy is an old trouble maker (my guess) n which one.

(its been a long time since the last posted ip test, n worst of all, it was on me! :mad::p)

 

 

piss- i still think it is really pathetic to threaten some1 through internet. i mean, if i get a letter or a fone call threatening me, i would b somewot worried, but an internet threat? Pffff, chances r that the guy threatenning u lives in some country u ve never even heard of.

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I don't know how I can be silent when someone has such poor spelling skills. Sure the occasional spelling error is fine, everyone does it

 

Personally I'm still trying to figure out how he plans on 'getting' NiKo- what's he gonna do? come through NiKo's computer screen waving an axe madly? sheeeeesh :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by fida

SILENCE! niko shal suferr! N U will nevr catch me!

 

neither you will catch him

yes, thats life. live with it

 

 

 

anyways i find it pretty funny (n pretty gay) that this guys is so fixated with niko

its like i said in another topic: this guy logs in just to listen to wot niko says (otherwise he wouldnt know bout fida guy in the first place)

i wouldnt b surprised if he printed the pics niko posted of himself n took them to the bathroom

:nut:

:rolleyess

:lamplikeguy:

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw-

Originally posted by Kjølen

Max Payne, I've heard so much about you, yet, either I forgot it all or wasn't listening....

 

lol :D :D

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Ok everyone, all with me

 

" Your feeble skills are no match for the power of escapemi.com. You have paid the price for your lack of vision."

 

"Now young Fida/multiple names....you will die!"

 

:lightning :lightning :lightning :lightning :lightning

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