Schmatz Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Ok, I know no one wants to hear much about Star Wars at these forums, but this is just the best and funniest news ever. My brother just bought the new action figure for Jar Jar Binks from Episode II, and he is now made into a Senator (trouble brewing) and I read the back of the package, which is as follows: Now a Senate representative from Naboo, Jar Jar wears the elaborate Gungan outfit deemed proper for the ceremonial grandeur of the Senate. In a twist of fate, Jar Jar is manipulated to propose the motion that gives Chancellor Palpatine the powers of an emperor So, technically: If you look at it, everything is all Jar Jar's fault, becaus he was an idiot and gives Palpatine power, resulting in Anakin getting evil and then becoming Darth Vader and causes all the problems the Empire lays upon the galaxy. So, in short terms, EVERYTHING IS JAR JAR's FAULT!!! Good to see they made the idiot screw everything up. Edit by Metallus: Just adding a spoiler tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 That is so hilarious. I guess we were supposed to hate Jar Jar all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerothorn Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Its not really all his fault. I mean, techniclly, it is, but if he wasn't there palpatine would have just manipulated somebody else, so its not like it wouldn't have happened otherwise. Its still beyond me why everyone hates Jar-jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Everybody hates Jar Jar because he is more irritating than having your underwear filled with hungry ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Hehe, I actually quite liked him! And that "spoiler" dosn't mean anything to me since I've only ever seen EpI and *shock horror* enjoyed watching it. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeysee Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 I can't believe you know what the sensation of having your underwear full of hungry ants feels like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itisme Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 It is not a spoiler if u put what is hidden, in normal text BELOW IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Savage Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 The first moment I saw Jar-Jar, I knew he would be the death of the republic. That boy has some seriously bad mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted April 25, 2002 Author Share Posted April 25, 2002 I apolagize... the back of the box quote wasn't supposed to be a spoiler... I don't think I did it I think someone else did... an admin or something... but anyways I just thought it was funny that they chose Jar Jar as the reason for the next 4 episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 I don't have first hand experience of the sensation but I can imagine it would be incredible irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerothorn Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 Anyone who would SERIOUSLY rather have their pants filled with hungry ants then watch Jar-Jar has some major problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 I booked my tickets for Episode II yesterday. 16th May, 8'o'clock, Warner Village, Capitol Centre Preston. Right in the middle of my exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I may have many problems, but sticking ants down my pants is not one of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 Originally posted by Schmatz I apolagize... the back of the box quote wasn't supposed to be a spoiler... I don't think I did it I think someone else did... an admin or something... ... Edit by Metallus: Just adding a spoiler tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheaday6 Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I knew it all along, Jar Jar is EVIL, EVIL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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