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I already posted this at gb.com, xwa.net, and jk2.net...i think i'll post it here cause some of u don't visit those other sites.....

 

I'll constantly be adding to the poem until all the non-rsn mods/admins are 'dead', so check back often to see if i edited anything.

 

 

The avatars are taken down

The sigs are re-enabled

Some members made a sound

The forums get disabled

The admins finally gain control

Ike might go to hell

Keyan starts complaining

Cause there's no html.

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Rhett dies

 

This morning I got out of bed

Turned on my computer

Then I read

Spammer! Spammer!

The admins should throw you in the slammer

What you did was wrong and you know it.

Invasion was not your idea

Now show it!

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Sherack dies

 

I replied

Get lost now n00b or I shall bleach you with Tide

I'll throw you in the streets where the banished members hide

Your friends will gasp in horror when they find out how you died

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Leon dies

 

The newbies are complaining

Where's my avatar?

I respond by saying

It's driving a brand new car

They do not think it's funny

I tell them to get a life

Before I can edit it

I get a pm

They don't understand

And at this point I tell them

To shove it up their can

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Darth Fergie Dies

 

The Banners have arisen

Popping up from the grave

Heavyarms stands up

Trying to act all brave

I decide to get an explanation of drama

He calls my post spam

I offer him an Ice Cream

He takes a stick and WHAM!

When I finally wake up

Closed is the thread

I think it's time for some revenge

Eets you'll be dead.

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Eets'chula Dies

 

Niner reads this unfinished poem

He says to get a life

I explain to him what I've been through

And unsheathe a knife

He's probably now thinking

Oh crap: I'm dead

But I show compassion

And kill Darth Sceltor instead

 

Forumite

Forumite

Forum Fight

Flames spew

Spam flies

And all of a sudden

Darth Sceltor Dies

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Yeah, but that's an hour you could've spent talking to a girl, talking to anyone else breathing. You could've been reading a book. You could've been doing something meaningful for someone. You could've been doing a million other things that might have been beneficial to the world in somw way, but instead you wrote a poem about people you don't even know.

 

I think a little reorganization of priorities is in order.

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ALL OF MY POST!!! DESTROYED!!!!!!!!

 

*cough*

 

but but but they made me do it!!!!!

 

i'11 ki11 J00 411!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*unclips 'oblivion' ignites it, and drives it through brain*

 

thx ike & niner, I'll use your advice this summer. :)

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Well you can't kill me, I live in PA.:)

 

 

Poetry is not a waste of time as long as it comes from the heart and has true meaning. Shame on you. Go into a corner and cry like the little baby you are. What a loser. Whoops, did that come out of my mouth:D ? Oh wait, yes it did.:D :D

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and i took a bikeride, and nearly died. ;)

 

actually today I got up, played jedi outcast just to get the urge to play it and see what it was like out of my system (took FOREVER to do that lol) then I studied for GED....geometry....and then I took a bikeride with my sister, there was too much traffic, so we only went 1 lap...then I get home and play some more jedi outcast....umm go to xwa and spend long hours reading stuff i was insane enough to post. =/

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