XERXES Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or i shall taunt thee a second time.":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic~Angel Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Good ol Monty Python and the Holy grail. Merely a flesh wound.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olin Valden Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by XERXES "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or i shall taunt thee a second time.":D Good ole People thinking they know the quote you got it all right expect its not Or I shall taunt "... Thee a second time" it's "... OR i shall taunt you for a second time" But this is a good one to "... Camelot, Camelot, Camelot, its only a model, shh! ... Singing ... On Second Thought lets not go to camelot it is a silly place. " Different people speaking intill "on second thought." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 25, 2002 Author Share Posted May 25, 2002 how do you know he is a king? hasnt got s**t all over him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasiel Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 " a wave my pravate parts at your aunite... !!!" (in an outrageously FRENCH accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 i fart in your general direction ..... or "preparez le vache" "what?" "get the cow, get the cow" "mmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" etc. all good quotes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabba The Kabin Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Ni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 25, 2002 Author Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by Fabba The Kabin Ni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leagle Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 "...and saint atilla...":D "Bloody weather!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobKerwin Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 "We are the knights who say, Ni!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 26, 2002 Author Share Posted May 26, 2002 Originally posted by RobKerwin "We are the knights who say, Ni!!" :explode: :explode: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olin Valden Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 How can we forget? "'Bring out your dead!!!' DONG! 'Bring out your dead!' Dong" 'Heres one' 'I'm not dead' 'Whats that?' 'oh nothing' 'I'm not dead' ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 26, 2002 Author Share Posted May 26, 2002 Olin, ill elaborate..... The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead! [A man puts a body on the cart.] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead! The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead! The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not! The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better! Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart! Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine! Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't! Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk! Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy! I feel happy! [The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabba The Kabin Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 lol, but which is better, Holy Grail or Life of Brian? "welease! Woderwick!" I reckon Holy Grail but only just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 i think i almost prefer life of brian, but i duno.. they are both really funny, maybe one shouldnt be forced to choose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 personally the meaning of life is my fave .... mainly for the mr creosote sketch "bugger off im full" "but its only waffffer fin" "oh all right then" <mr creosote munches> <waiter runs> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 28, 2002 Author Share Posted May 28, 2002 Ni! Ni! Ni! We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. NI! Shhh! We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 you silly english food trough wopares. i fart in your general direction you sons of a silley person. your mother was a hampstetr and you father smelled of elder berrys. thpttttttppppptttttt. by the way i have the entire script if anyone wants it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Brian, preaching from a pit: "You are all free individuals!" Crowd: "Yes, yes we are!" Brian: "NOW **** OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobKerwin Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 It's got big, sharp teeth, it can leap, just look at the bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamKilla84 Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 My favorite scene, might skip a line or two, but it as close as I can remember as I haven't scene this movie in a little while: "Ah who does he think he is" "I'm your king" "King eh, well I didn't vote for you" "You don't vote for kings" "Well how'd u become King then" "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering salite, held aloft Excalibur from the busom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to be King." "Listen strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceromony." "Shut up" "I mean if I went round saying I was king just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. "Shut up, Shut up" "Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed." "Bloody Peasant" "Oh what a give away. Did you see him repressin me? Did you see it? You saw it didn't you.? Anyways I love that movie, has anyone seen the special edition DVD, I have it and it has some pretty funny extra stuff too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redstorm Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? And perhaps my favourite... "And shes got ..... HUGE tracts a land!!!" complete with hand gestures BTW Where is my shrubbery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Monk Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! His... Head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowels unblugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pe-- And in the frozen tundra of Norad, they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels... and there was much rejoicing... Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL WITH NASTY BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH.....................what an ecsentric proformance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trahern Valley Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 *Runs awaaay* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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