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Originally posted by XERXES

"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or i shall taunt thee a second time.":D

 

Good ole People thinking they know the quote :)

 

you got it all right expect its not Or I shall taunt "... Thee a second time" it's "... OR i shall taunt you for a second time"

 

But this is a good one to

 

"... Camelot, Camelot, Camelot, its only a model, shh! ... Singing ... On Second Thought lets not go to camelot it is a silly place. "

 

Different people speaking intill "on second thought."

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Olin, ill elaborate.....

 

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!

[A man puts a body on the cart.]

Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.

The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!

The Dead Collector: What?

Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead!

The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not!

The Dead Collector: He isn't.

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better!

Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart!

Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector: I can't take him.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine!

Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector: I can't!

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector: Thursday.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk!

Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy! I feel happy!

[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.]

Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

 

 

:D :D :D;)

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personally the meaning of life is my fave .... mainly for the mr creosote sketch

 

"bugger off im full"

 

"but its only waffffer fin"

 

"oh all right then"

 

<mr creosote munches>

<waiter runs>

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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you silly english food trough wopares. i fart in your general direction you sons of a silley person. your mother was a hampstetr and you father smelled of elder berrys. thpttttttppppptttttt.

 

by the way i have the entire script if anyone wants it

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My favorite scene, might skip a line or two, but it as close as I can remember as I haven't scene this movie in a little while:

 

"Ah who does he think he is"

"I'm your king"

"King eh, well I didn't vote for you"

"You don't vote for kings"

"Well how'd u become King then"

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering salite, held aloft Excalibur from the busom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I Arthur was to be King."

"Listen strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farcical aquatic ceromony."

"Shut up"

"I mean if I went round saying I was king just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

"Shut up, Shut up"

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed."

"Bloody Peasant"

"Oh what a give away. Did you see him repressin me? Did you see it? You saw it didn't you.?

 

Anyways I love that movie, has anyone seen the special edition DVD, I have it and it has some pretty funny extra stuff too.

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken!

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

 

His...

Head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowels unblugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burnt off

And his pe--

 

And in the frozen tundra of Norad, they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels... and there was much rejoicing...

 

Yay.

 

:D

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