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Hi, everyone! This topic is about stupid chats on the Internet. If you've had a stupid chat with a really stupid person on Yahoo/ICQ/whatever and you'd like to share it so we can have a laugh reading it, post it here.

 

Meanwhile, here's 10 stupid chats me and some people from EscapeMI.Com Forums had:

 

Andrei: Chat #1

 

lovelyboy15_in: hi

andrei_911_online: Hello.

andrei_911_online: Who are you?

andrei_911_online: HELLO??

lovelyboy15_in: m here

andrei_911_online: So, who are you?

lovelyboy15_in: gansu

andrei_911_online: Where are you from?

lovelyboy15_in: r u stupid

lovelyboy15_in: i dont want to talk with u

lovelyboy15_in: by

andrei_911_online: No, are you?

lovelyboy15_in: no i think u

lovelyboy15_in: this is confirm

andrei_911_online: Why? Just cause I asked you where you are from?

lovelyboy15_in: this is not important to tell u

lovelyboy15_in: where i m

andrei_911_online: Why?

lovelyboy15_in: i ignore u

andrei_911_online: So, what! You're a moron! Get lost!

lovelyboy15_in: stupid

lovelyboy15_in: gandu

andrei_911_online: **** OFF YOU RETARD!

andrei_911_online: MORON!

 

Natty: Chat #2

 

spicyboy_76: are you thear dear

natty_is_invisible: no

spicyboy_76: why no

natty_is_invisible: because im busy

spicyboy_76: talk you ltr

natty_is_invisible: whatever

spicyboy_76: thn when you gt time for me dear

natty_is_invisible: why should i take time off for you?

spicyboy_76: thanks to you

natty_is_invisible: what are you talking about?

spicyboy_76: bcs i am spicy

natty_is_invisible: good for you- do you want a medal for being spicy?

spicyboy_76: yes

natty_is_invisible: why should i give you a medal for being spicy?

spicyboy_76: that you know about this

natty_is_invisible: know about what?

spicyboy_76: what

spicyboy_76: what happn dear

natty_is_invisible: are you mentally challenged?

natty_is_invisible: or just annoying?

spicyboy_76: what you think

natty_is_invisible: i think your both, your a an annoying mentally challenged moron

spicyboy_76: i think you are hot

natty_is_invisible: good for you, i think your a loser

spicyboy_76: i always a winner

natty_is_invisible: good for you- your a winner, what do you want?

spicyboy_76: i want to make frieand ship with you dear

natty_is_invisible: you cant force someone to be your friend

spicyboy_76: if you want to be

natty_is_invisible: maybe i dont want to be

spicyboy_76: why i am not good

natty_is_invisible: your annoying

spicyboy_76: i am interesting to make frieand ship with australian people

spicyboy_76: are you thear

natty_is_invisible: good for you- im not australian

spicyboy_76: you are from

natty_is_invisible: **** off just because i dont reply automatically, i do have things to do, your not the most important thing right about now

spicyboy_76: you are angry dear

natty_is_invisible: of course i am, and why are you calling me dear?

spicyboy_76: bcs you are my frieand

natty_is_invisible: I AM NOT YOUR FRICKING FRIEND- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

spicyboy_76: i undarstand my dear

natty_is_invisible: WILL YOU QUIT IT WITH THE FALLING HEARTS BACKGROUND? ITS PISSING ME OFF

spicyboy_76: ok dear

natty_is_invisible: NO ENVIROMENTS THEY'RE ANNOYING ME

spicyboy_76: why like this baby

natty_is_invisible: what part of no enviroments i dont want any backgrounds dont you understand?

spicyboy_76: averybody like nature

natty_is_invisible: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT ANY BACKGROUNDS

natty_is_invisible: WILL YOU ****ING STOP IT?

spicyboy_76: ok darling

natty_is_invisible: thank god for that

spicyboy_76: ****ing is very nice thing

natty_is_invisible: and your point?

spicyboy_76: you are looking very sweet in you r words dear

natty_is_invisible: huh?

spicyboy_76: yes my point is very largeeeeeeeeeeeee

natty_is_invisible: what point?

spicyboy_76: what you think

natty_is_invisible: i dont know

spicyboy_76: ok what about my frieand ship dear

natty_is_invisible: i dont want friendship, your annoying and illiterate and you need to do something about your spelling

spicyboy_76: then teach me dear

natty_is_invisible: teach you what?

spicyboy_76: teach about spelling and more about love

natty_is_invisible: i dont have any love left to give, i love to many people and have too many friends, there isnt enough room left for more friends or people to love

spicyboy_76: so make 1 room for me als dear

natty_is_invisible: I DONT HAVE ANY ROOM LEFT

spicyboy_76: plz create room in your heart dear

natty_is_invisible: i cant, i dont have any more room left- why dont you understand?

spicyboy_76: why you are not understanding me dear

natty_is_invisible: i do understand you

spicyboy_76: then

natty_is_invisible: i do understand you want to be my friend, im flattered, really i am, but i just dont have any more room left in my social life for more friends

spicyboy_76: i know you are not flatter

natty_is_invisible: not flatter?

spicyboy_76: but i want to make frieand ship with you dear

spicyboy_76: you can undastrnd my feelings dear

natty_is_invisible: oh for crying out loud- i dont want to make friendship with you and you cant force someone to be their friend if they dont want to

natty_is_invisible: sad fricking tosser

spicyboy_76: but i want to make

natty_is_invisible: you cant make me be your friend- i dont want to

spicyboy_76: i cannot louse good frieand like you

natty_is_invisible: but i am not your friend

spicyboy_76: you are my frieand dear

natty_is_invisible: what part of the following sentance do you not understand?

natty_is_invisible: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND I NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE

spicyboy_76: why like this dear

natty_is_invisible: because i dont like you- i thought that woulda been obvious, AND STOP CALLING ME DEAR

spicyboy_76: your are studing frieand

spicyboy_76: ok i wll call you frieand

natty_is_invisible: am i what? studying friend?

natty_is_invisible: i am not your ****ing friend either

spicyboy_76: what is your proffision frieand

natty_is_invisible: my profession is getting irritated with losers like you

spicyboy_76: why you are creazy like this

natty_is_invisible: i am not crazy, i just hate tossers like you

spicyboy_76: oh yes

spicyboy_76: why like htis

natty_is_invisible: like what?

spicyboy_76: like you swwt heart

natty_is_invisible: i am not sweet either

spicyboy_76: you are looki ng very smart in your words sweetheart

natty_is_invisible: oh god for **** sake i am leaving now, you're a ****ing wanker who i dont want to talk to- your an annoying and a complete jerk who is seriously pissing me off, i dont want to talk to you or be your friend i dont know how much more ****ing simple i can put it, i am not your friend, i never was and i never will be- **** off and get a ****ing life you sad pathetic loser

spicyboy_76: why like this

natty_is_invisible: BECAUSE I DONT ****ING LIKE YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND? OK STUPID QUESTION YOU ****ING DONT YOUR A SAD TOSSER WITH NO LIFE, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND OR SWEETHEART NOW BUGGER OFF AND ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE

spicyboy_76: then comon **** me sweetheart

natty_is_invisible: I DONT WANT TO **** YOU- I AM A LESBIAN

spicyboy_76: why like this sweetheart

natty_is_invisible: OK THATS IT YOU ****ING WANKER, YOU ARE GOING ON IGNORE, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SAD PATHETIC ****, GET A FRICKING LIFE, YOU ****ING TOSSER, LEAST THEN I DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SAD BULL**** ANYMORE, I AM LIKE THIS BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU- AND I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, LEAST THIS WAY I WONT HAVE TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN NOW YOU ARE ON IGNORE

natty_is_invisible: AND NOW YOU CAN GO AND ANNOY SOME OTHER POOR SUCKER, AND WHOEVER THAT POOR PERSON IS HE OR SHE HAS MY DEEPEST SYMPATHY

natty_is_invisible: ****ING RETARD

 

Natty: Chat #3

 

gangwanimk: HAI

natty_is_invisible: **** off- i dont like you

gangwanimk: WHY I WAS JUST JPKING WIYH COFFS

natty_is_invisible: well your annoying, and its pretty obvious she doesnt like you on ignore she probably has you on ignore since your a ****ing retard

gangwanimk: TRY ME IWILL BE YOUR GOOD CHAT FRIEND

natty_is_invisible: i dont want to be your friend and i dont want you as my friend either, i already have lots of friends and none of them lack the intelligence you have

gangwanimk: COOL DOWN BABY PLZZZZZZZZZZ

natty_is_invisible: dont call me baby- im not your baby and i never will be

gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT FIND BIG PENIS LIKE ME

natty_is_invisible: im a lesbian, i dont want penis

gangwanimk: YOUR VAGINA MUST BE VERY HAPPY TO MEET MY PENIS

natty_is_invisible: it doesnt want to meet your penis

gangwanimk: ASK YOUR VAGINA FIRST

natty_is_invisible: do you even know what a vagina is?

gangwanimk: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VAGINA

natty_is_invisible: did you know im a she-male? i have both a penis and a vagina, this means i can have sex with myself

gangwanimk: YOUU

natty_is_invisible: what do you mean you?

 

Natty: Chat #4

 

gangwanimk: :x

gangwanimk: :p

natty_is_invisible: not you again

natty_is_invisible: did you go and masturbate?

gangwanimk: I WANT TO RUB MY PENIS WITH OIL TO MORE SATISFY YOU

natty_is_invisible: but i dont want you to satisfy me.

natty_is_invisible: why are you taking so long to type? are you trying to come up with something interesting to say? or are you only typing with 1 hand coz the other hand is busy jerking off?

gangwanimk: YOU R CORRECT IAM TRYING TO TAKE OUT MY PENIS JUICE OUT FOR YOUR MOUTH

natty_is_invisible: ewwwwwwwww you taste your own penis juice?

gangwanimk: I SHOULD TASTE YOUR VAGINA OF 18 YEARS

natty_is_invisible: why?

gangwanimk: BECAUSE U R NOT TAKING MY P JUICE

natty_is_invisible: but i dont want to take your penis juice

gangwanimk: NOW PLZ TELL ME RU INTERESTED IN CHATING WITH ME ON HARDCORE SEX OR NOT

gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U SOMETHING NEW AND LATEST IN SEX

natty_is_invisible: whats that? if it's theres an invention called a vibrator- i already have one

gangwanimk: WHY YOU R USING THAT DEAD THING IHAVE NEW FOR YOU

natty_is_invisible: new thing?

gangwanimk: WANT TO NOW

gangwanimk: ???????

natty_is_invisible: oh i so cant wait

natty_is_invisible: please tell me im dying of curiosity

gangwanimk: THAN FIRST ALLOW MY PENIS TO TAKE REST IN YOUR VAGINA

natty_is_invisible: does it have to?

gangwanimk: YES IT WILL MY SWEAT

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmm- ok then, but why?

gangwanimk: BECAUSE IT WILL DISTURBE OUR CHAT SO LET WE GIVE PENIS IN THE SAFE HANDS OF VAGINA

natty_is_invisible: ok fine- whatever

gangwanimk: YOUR V IS TIGHT OR --------------------

natty_is_invisible: how the hell am i supposed to know?

gangwanimk: YOU CAN KNOW BY HAVING SEX WITH ME ON NET

gangwanimk: I WILL TELL U

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmm you do realize its not real sex? i mean its not physical

gangwanimk: YOU WILL FEEL LIKE PHYSICAL

gangwanimk: THAT IS MY SPECIALITY

gangwanimk: DO U WANT

natty_is_invisible: what do you actually do?

gangwanimk: WHATEVER I WRIGHT U JUST REPLY

gangwanimk: AND YOUR SHOULD HAVE YOUR REAL FEELING

natty_is_invisible: riiiiiiiiight okies then, sounds ummmmm interesting... you do know that this form of sex has been around since the internet was invented- dont you?

gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IT WILL NOT WORK FOR THE GAME

natty_is_invisible: ok so what do i do?

gangwanimk: YOU JUST OPEN YOUR PENTIE

natty_is_invisible: pentie?

gangwanimk: UNDERWEAR

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmmmm right

gangwanimk: I AM ALSO TAKING OUT MY 9INCHES P

natty_is_invisible: your scaring me

gangwanimk: DONT BE SCARE BABY IT WILL GIVE U THE ENJOY

gangwanimk: YOUR V IS HAIRY?????

natty_is_invisible: no its not i shave it, but thats none of your business is it?

natty_is_invisible: by the way- who seriously gets off on words a complete stranger types over the net? that's just feral

gangwanimk: NOW BE READY IAM TAKING INSIDE

natty_is_invisible: I DONT ****ING WANT TO CYBER WITH YOU- DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

gangwanimk: IN THE DEPTH OF YOUR VAGINA

natty_is_invisible: **** off ****

gangwanimk: JUST NOW I TELL U THE NEW FEELING OFSEX

natty_is_invisible: are you a virgin?

gangwanimk: NO THAT IS WHY ICAN SHARE NEW FEELING OF SEX PLZCOOPERATE

natty_is_invisible: im a virgin- im saving myself for until i get married, i dont want to lose my virginity over the net

gangwanimk: YOU WILL NOT LOOSE BE INTELLIGENT

natty_is_invisible: i am being intelligent, i just dont understand how people can get turned on by masturbating over words?

gangwanimk: TELL ME R U INTERESTED IN KNOWING NEW THING OR NOT

gangwanimk: SO THAT I TAKE PENIS BACK

natty_is_invisible: IVE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR AGES- ITS NOT NEW TO ME, NOW IF YOU KNOW A NEW SEXUAL POSITION IM MORE THAN INTERESTED TO KNOW

gangwanimk: FROM YOUR VVVVV ONLY

gangwanimk: TELL ME NEW

natty_is_invisible: go away

natty_is_invisible: your annoying and pissing me off

gangwanimk: PLZZZZZZZ

gangwanimk: OTHERWISE IWILL RAPE U

natty_is_invisible: how? oh look **** off, your not interesting anymore, you cant rape me its the internet for **** sake. do you often rape women who refuse to have sex with you?

natty_is_invisible: is it normal and does it make you feel good raping a woman because she doesnt want to have sex with you? you're seriously ****ed up you do realize that? and its people like you who should have their penis cut off and shoved down your throat for rape or even threatening to rape someone

natty_is_invisible: big man- gone quiet- your just a gutless ****ing wanker, who cant handle the truth. and with that you are going on ignore because your a coward and a ****head and it would serve you right to get your penis chopped off and shoved down your throat- and dont you ever talk to me again- do you understand?

 

NiKo: Chat #5

 

159297180(19:05 PM) :

hahaha! Hoo is THERE?

NiKo(19:05 PM) :

a man who cant spell "who" ?

Koko(19:06 PM) :

Hi 110038810

NiKo(19:07 PM) :

so formal?

Koko(19:08 PM) :

uhhuh

NiKo(19:09 PM) :

is this about advertising porn or something?

Koko(19:10 PM) :

nope. more like an ICQ prank call.

NiKo(19:11 PM) :

i see.....

Koko(19:11 PM) :

what?

NiKo(19:11 PM) :

i'm hitting the 'ignore' button now if thats okay with you...

Koko(19:11 PM) :

wahtever

NiKo(19:12 PM) :

next time, you BETTER have some porn to advertise!

Koko(19:12 PM) :

*BUUUUUUUURP*!

NiKo(19:13 PM) :

smartest thing i've heard all day

Koko(19:14 PM) :

Hey, NiKo, Watts that suposed to be meaninining? Hmmm...?

NiKo(19:15 PM) :

....i dunno...

 

Murta: Chat #6

 

20:15] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: hiiiii

[20:15] murta - the token white guy says: hey

[20:16] murta - the token white guy says: who are you? :s

[20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: what up murta ma monkey man

[20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached your email adress for a joke

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and you turned up

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: boooooooooooook

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: it was funy

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: funy

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: e heeeeeeeeeee

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eee heeeeeeeeeeeeee hheeeeeeeeeee eeeeee

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: well

[20:17] murta - the token white guy says: a)who are you?

[20:17] murta - the token white guy says: b)I think I'll block you soon

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: your monkey

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: b/no please don't

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i like talking to aliens

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and i like skating

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and computer games

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: like tony hawks,half life,monkey island and rayman

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i think you sink

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i thing i will block you

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: not

[20:19] murta - the token white guy says: still though, who are you?

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i dont know you nether

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says:

[20:19] murta - the token white guy says: ok, i'm gonna block you now, bye

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: ill send a picture off me

you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.bmp" (226 Kb). Transfer time is less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.bmp" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer...

You have canceled the file transfer.

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: but why

[20:20] murta - the token white guy says: in fact, why not compress it to jpg

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: don't ya wnna see ma

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: good idea

you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.jpg" (15 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.jpg" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer...

[20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeee

You have successfully received C:\My Documents\My Received Files\Jonathan 2.jpg from you name it, you know it youv got it,. Before opening this file, you may want to scan it with a virus-scanning program.

[20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im beautiful

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: that is scary

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeeeeeeeee

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im jonahtan you knowe

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: thats my frend relly

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: i still have no idea who you are

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached you email adress for a joke and you turned up

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK

[20:23] murta - the token white guy says: what did you put in?

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GET IT

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WAT YA DOING

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THTA'S SILLY

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: i hate you

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV YOU

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R YOU

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: Block

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: bye

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS SILLY

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: what did you search for?

[20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R U

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: **** you loser

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: you are blocked and deleted for ever

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: i'm 16 btw

[20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM 10

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: haha fag

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS NAUGHTY WORDS

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHE

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: ass face

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I SEACHED MURTA

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ACCOUNT

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: go right ahead

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: you sound really intelligent

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MURTAMAN

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I'LL GET U AT YOUR MONKEY FORUM

[20:27] murta - the token white guy says: good

[20:27] murta - the token white guy says: i'll just ban you

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV OOV LOV LOV LOVU

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: :$MONKEY

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (L)

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A FULL HEART

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHEHEHE

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (U)

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A brockon HEART BOO HOO

[20:28] murta - the token white guy says: learn to spell

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: TEACH ME PLZ PLZ PPZ

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LIKE MY FRIENDS WILLY

[20:28] murta - the token white guy says: i like your mum's

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY]#

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THAT IS IMMURTUTE

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JUST LIKE U

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IT'S NOT FUNNY

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I CAN DO IT 2

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JK,XE

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: F PUHJ

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IU

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 8

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YG

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: U

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 6T

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: UT6

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM MAD

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GRUM

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GERM

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BOOOOOOOOOK

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: germ?

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR HOUSE

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: you mean you've got AIDS?

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YEAAH

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA DIE SOON

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah i live in your mum's bedroom

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HAD GAY SEX

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: oh good

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YOU GAY ALRIGHT

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BUT .IM GAYER

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah cos you mum's a man

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i knowwwwwww

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW DO YA THIBK I GOT BORN YA SILLY WILLY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AND YOUR MUM IS A BIG HAIRY MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: SHE'S MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY!!!!!!!!

[20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HE HE HE

[20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WERE AM I ONLINE OR OFF

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THIS MENS EQAWAR

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HATE U

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL U

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[20:35] murta - the token white guy says: suck my penis

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS

[20:35] murta - the token white guy says: puff

 

Al-back from BigWhoop: Chat #7

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

are you female?

Al diz:

are u stupid?

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

shut up faq!

Al diz:

yes, thats right: im a frequently asked question

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

**** you! i can find out where you live!

Al diz:

R. Eng. Bianor, 79 ap.61

Butantã São Paulo, SP, Brazil

now u dont have to go through all that work

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!

Al diz:

Oh definitly, now i die. i wont even sleep at night.

btw-im hitting the block button now.

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

**** YOU

Al diz:

bye

 

NiKo: Chat #8

 

fida(13:29 PM) :

more kamikaz U'll get inshaalah .....

allah akbar .......

go to hell .

NiKo(13:30 PM) :

what do you want from ME?

NiKo(13:31 PM) :

if it was up to me, you'd get jerusalem in a ****ing second

fida(13:31 PM) :

**** U and the whole israel !

U wanna see ....

NiKo(13:32 PM) :

shave your dick and go suck ben ladens cock you camel ****er

fida(13:32 PM) :

**** U and the whole israel

U wanna see what w'll come to U all !

NiKo(13:33 PM) :

wow....and to think i'm defending you arabs eveytime some one says "death to the arabs"....

fida(13:34 PM) :

, U're all the same !

NiKo(13:35 PM) :

thats really mature....

dont you think we WANT peace!?

fida(13:36 PM) :

in every time when i'm talking with israelinens they wanna **** me !

NiKo(13:37 PM) :

and your 31 years old acording to your info

you should be more reasonable

ignore them....ofcourse there are some israelis who hate arabs, because of all the suicide attacks.....they probably lost some one in their family

fida(13:37 PM) :

**** U and the whole israel

U wanna see what w'll come to U all !

NiKo(13:39 PM) :

what the **** are you angry about!!!!???!?!?

were the ones who cant even ****ing go out to the streets without one of you exploding in or face

fida(13:40 PM) :

U'll get more !

NiKo(13:45 PM) :

you piece of ****....

fida(13:45 PM) :

nik ta mere !

NiKo(13:46 PM) :

what does that mean? "i have a small hairy penis" ?

fida(13:45 PM) : i will kill u!!!!

fida(13:49 PM) : U B killed!!

NiKo(13:49 PM) :

come kill me bitch...i'll be waiting with my dick in my hand and your burning flag in my other hand

fida(13:50 PM) :

nik ta mere salle juifs ..

le dechest de la nature !

NiKo(13:52 PM) :

i dont speak arabic dumbass

 

Andrei: Chat #9

 

phanvantuan81: HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!

andrei_911_online: Who are you?

phanvantuan81 has selected the "Autumn Leaves" IMVironment

phanvantuan81: I LOVE U

andrei_911_online: I'm male!

phanvantuan81: I M FEMALE

andrei_911_online: Then why does your profile say MALE?

andrei_911_online: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

andrei_911_online: STOP SPAMMING THE CHAT ROOM!!!!

andrei_911_online: Are you a wanker?

phanvantuan81: gfTtyI M,

phanvantuan81: I M A HACKER

andrei_911_online: SURE YOU ARE!!!

andrei_911_online: I THINK YOU"RE A WANKER!!! WHO SERIUOSLY NEEDS A LIFE!!!

andrei_911_online: WHY ARE YOU TYPING SO SLOW ANYWAY??? ARE YOU TYIPNG WITH ONE HAND AND CYBER****ING WITH THE OTHER?

phanvantuan81: NO U NEED MORE EDUCATION

andrei_911_online: I'm aleardy educated enough, dumbass!!!

phanvantuan81: I WANT TO **** YOUR PARENTS

phanvantuan81: RIGHT

phanvantuan81: DOG AND SOB U R

andrei_911_online: SIR, THAT'S A SEROIUS OFFENCE, IF YOU DON"T STOP DOING THIS, I WILL REPORT YOU TO YAHOO!!

phanvantuan81: DARE U?

andrei_911_online: YEAH!

andrei_911_online: MOTHER ****ING SON OF A BITCH!!!

phanvantuan81: I M A HACKER N ALSO A CSA OF YAHOO!

andrei_911_online: GO **** OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!

phanvantuan81: NO PROBLEM

phanvantuan81: **** YOUR MOT TO DIE

andrei_911_online: You're such a dickwad! Tell you what: Go jerk off and use your seaman as shampoo!!!

phanvantuan81: **** OUR ARE SO BIG

andrei_911_online: OK, you're going on ignore, mother ****er!!!

phanvantuan81: FOR YOUR FATHER

andrei_911_online: LOSER!!!! GET LOST!!! **** OFF, you BIG FAT RETARD!!!!

phanvantuan81: GHH

andrei_911_online: I TOLD YOU TO GET!!!!

 

Natty: Chat #10

 

forcenineaction: where are you

forcenineaction: when we can see you

natty_is_invisible: at home like a normal person chatting on the net would be doing

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I am Admiral_Kenobi, this is off of the STar Trek chat. but i am going to use "me" for me.

 

 

me:Hi

Picards_dog: hi

me:You ready for the new movie?

Picards_dog:New movie??

me: yea, nemesis.

Picards_dog: WHat new Movie?

Picards_dog: oh I see it now.

Picards_dog: whats it gonna be about?

me: I'm not sure

Picards_dog:Me either

me: yea, I kinda figured that out when you said you havent heard of it. ;)

Picards_dog:What are you, some kind of smart a** punk?

me: I was joking, thats why I added the ";)"

Picards_dog: HOw old are you, anyways?

me:old enough. I dont really like to give people my age in a chatroom.

Picards_dog:Well, you are just a stupid star Wars fan.

me:I like trek too, dude. Calm down.

Picards_dog: DEATH TO STAR WARS!! DEATH TO STAR WARS!!! STAR WARS SUX!!!

me: Dude, You have way too much free time on your hands.

Picards_dog: Im not the one that is obssessd about star wars.

me: I didnt say I was, I just like it.

Picards_dog: yea, all of you star wars fans are alike, stupid!!!! DEATH TO STAR WARS!!!!!

me: Dude, you seriously need a life. goodbye.

 

at that point I disconnected from the star trek chat and Came here.

 

grinin guy says hello.

 

:D

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Some other guy: Hey.

DAnnyJ: Sup?

Some other guy: nm u?

DAnnyJ: Not too much, just chillin'

Some other guy: I hear ya.

DAnnyJ: Can I help you with something?

Some other guy: No.

DAnnyJ: Ok then.

Some other guy: Cya.

DAnnyJ: L8r.

 

NOTE: That did NOT happen. I just made it up. That would be cool if it did happen though...:lol:

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