Lime-Light Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Heres one: When Im dictaor of the world I'll manipulate everybody to like me and I'll do nice things for the world. THEN KILL EVERYBODY BUT 1000 PEOPLE. Then when the 1000 people come and ask me why I killed everybody, I'll tell them my assistant did it. Then when they come back to kill me because my asistant is already dead, I'll detonate the nuclear bomb strapped to my chest right before they kill me........THEN MY CLONE WILL BE THE ONLY MAN ON EARTH. Except for a bunch of dumb blondes that missed out on everything while they were doing thier hair. Yeah. Thats right.
Crios Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 When I become dictator of the world, I will gather all the scientists in the world to make me a lightsaber. Duh!
whitedragon Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Crios When I become dictator of the world, I will gather all the scientists in the world to make me a lightsaber. Duh! remember dont point it toward your face
whitedragon Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Aoshi if i were dictator of the world i would legalize use of certain illicit...medications then throw raves in my huge palace and make the servants walk around distributing those... medications (for money of course) you wouldent happen to be a sammy (samurai) would you
SaberPro Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow*
Lime-Light Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 And then I'll let you have your one million dollars. And then kill you.
Tyrion Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by SaberPro When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow* See,this is the difference between you and me.I know that all the money in the world wouldnt make a difference if everybody hated you and tried to kill you.And,you will either have money in a virtual bank,which is really worth nothing,or you would have dollars,which would be VERY hard to move around and,of course,it's only paper. While,I would steal a nuke,sell it in the black market for 5 million[they will pay for it].Then,I'll go ahead and buy a small island/country.Then,I will have a big mansion with alot of slaves and lovely handmaidens.Thus,I wouldnt be assasinated,and I will be very happy.
SaberPro Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Bah ok I give up. I'll just go up to anyone and say "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111"
Pedantic Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 I'd buy an old bus, lower it, put fuzzy dice in it, put hydralics on it, put 16s in every seat, and roll through the 'hood playing 'Pac.
Aoshi Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Aoshi is suposed to be a Ninja... I, however, am a college student and LimeLight you dont know what the hell you're talking about so when people dont know what they're talking about they generally keep their fat mouths shut k?
Aoshi Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 seriously though I agree with the people that said dictators get killed too much. I would just be a King or Emperor or something instead and if i were Emperor I would do... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ... well other than travel the world and stuff like that. Maybe if I ever decided to be productive (which would be highly unlikely) I could try to lower taxes and make people happy or take over china and give it to the Taiwanese.
Pedantic Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Aoshi take over china and give it to the Taiwanese. Yeah! Go Nationalists!
whitedragon Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by SaberPro When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow* *ehem* dont you think we should ask for....more than a million
whitedragon Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Aoshi Aoshi is suposed to be a Ninja... I, however, am a college student and LimeLight you dont know what the hell you're talking about so when people dont know what they're talking about they generally keep their fat mouths shut k? oh sorry my mistake i thought you were a sammy but if your a ninja than whatch out for sammys
aDOLF fIDDLER Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Ill get my old name back...... And maybe grow a moustache.......who knows
Narlick Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 remember, you can't be a dictator, without being a Dic. Oh, there's a tator in there too, I think it has something to do with patatoes.
whitedragon Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Narlick remember, you can't be a dictator, without being a Dic. Oh, there's a tator in there too, I think it has something to do with patatoes. "ill have me some of the biggens
Vestril Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Mmmmmmm Tator Tots....if I were Dictator--TATOR TOTS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star ReaVeR Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 If I'm going to be dictator every human on the world has to watch barney the dinosaur every morning, have to buy sesame street toys, sleep in bed with their teletubbiedoll or else they will be executed only problem is how... hmmm...
Yom Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Star ReaVeR If I'm going to be dictator every human on the world has to watch barney the dinosaur every morning, have to buy sesame street toys, sleep in bed with their teletubbiedoll or else they will be executed only problem is how... hmmm... when i be come a dic i will ban all of that and then take all of yous to a bar and buy eveyone drinks and salami of corse after i take all of your money WUHAHAHAHAH!!!! YOM
whitedragon Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 when i become the dic ill probley get real drunk selebrateing and the dicship to someone stupid like....*cough*yom*cough*
Yom Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by whitedragon when i become the dic ill probley get real drunk selebrateing and the dicship to someone stupid like....*cough*yom*cough* HEEEEEEEEEEEY!! that is not..... well ok i will take it
Narlick Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 When I become Head Dic, I'll give everyone the second most vaulable thing in the universe, Toliet paper!!!
Divine Spirit Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Originally posted by Narlick When I become Head Dic, I'll give everyone the second most vaulable thing in the universe, Toliet paper!!! the first being?
whitedragon Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 condoms keep it safe kids advice from your frendly naborhood white dragon
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