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Heres one: When Im dictaor of the world I'll manipulate everybody to like me and I'll do nice things for the world. THEN KILL EVERYBODY BUT 1000 PEOPLE. Then when the 1000 people come and ask me why I killed everybody, I'll tell them my assistant did it. Then when they come back to kill me because my asistant is already dead, I'll detonate the nuclear bomb strapped to my chest right before they kill me........THEN MY CLONE WILL BE THE ONLY MAN ON EARTH. Except for a bunch of dumb blondes that missed out on everything while they were doing thier hair.

 

Yeah. Thats right.

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Originally posted by Crios

When I become dictator of the world, I will gather all the scientists in the world to make me a lightsaber. Duh! :D

remember dont point it toward your face

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Originally posted by Aoshi

if i were dictator of the world i would legalize use of certain illicit...medications then throw raves in my huge palace and make the servants walk around distributing those... medications (for money of course) :D

you wouldent happen to be a sammy (samurai) would you

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When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow*

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Originally posted by SaberPro

When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow*

 

See,this is the difference between you and me.I know that all the money in the world wouldnt make a difference if everybody hated you and tried to kill you.And,you will either have money in a virtual bank,which is really worth nothing,or you would have dollars,which would be VERY hard to move around and,of course,it's only paper.

 

 

While,I would steal a nuke,sell it in the black market for 5 million[they will pay for it].Then,I'll go ahead and buy a small island/country.Then,I will have a big mansion with alot of slaves and lovely handmaidens.Thus,I wouldnt be assasinated,and I will be very happy.

 

:cool:

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Bah ok I give up.

 

I'll just go up to anyone and say "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111"

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Aoshi is suposed to be a Ninja... I, however, am a college student and LimeLight you dont know what the hell you're talking about so when people dont know what they're talking about they generally keep their fat mouths shut k? :D

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seriously though I agree with the people that said dictators get killed too much. I would just be a King or Emperor or something instead and if i were Emperor I would do... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ... well other than travel the world and stuff like that. Maybe if I ever decided to be productive (which would be highly unlikely) I could try to lower taxes and make people happy or take over china and give it to the Taiwanese.

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Originally posted by SaberPro

When you guys are dictators, I'll hijack some nuclear weapon and a huge underground drill and hold the world hostage for...*theme music* *camera focus* wwwwoooonnnnn meeeeeeeeellliiioonnn ddooollarrsss!!!! *pinky finger, raised eyebrow*

*ehem* dont you think we should ask for....more than a million

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Originally posted by Aoshi

Aoshi is suposed to be a Ninja... I, however, am a college student and LimeLight you dont know what the hell you're talking about so when people dont know what they're talking about they generally keep their fat mouths shut k? :D

oh sorry my mistake i thought you were a sammy but if your a ninja than whatch out for sammys

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remember, you can't be a dictator, without being a Dic.

 

 

Oh, there's a tator in there too, I think it has something to do with patatoes.

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Originally posted by Narlick

remember, you can't be a dictator, without being a Dic.

 

 

Oh, there's a tator in there too, I think it has something to do with patatoes.

"ill have me some of the biggens

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If I'm going to be dictator every human on the world has to watch barney the dinosaur every morning, have to buy sesame street toys, sleep in bed with their teletubbiedoll or else they will be executed ;) only problem is how... hmmm...

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Originally posted by Star ReaVeR

If I'm going to be dictator every human on the world has to watch barney the dinosaur every morning, have to buy sesame street toys, sleep in bed with their teletubbiedoll or else they will be executed ;) only problem is how... hmmm...

 

when i be come a dic i will ban all of that and then take all of yous to a bar and buy eveyone drinks and salami of corse after i take all of your money

 

WUHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

YOM

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Originally posted by whitedragon

when i become the dic ill probley get real drunk selebrateing and the dicship to someone stupid like....*cough*yom*cough*

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEY!! that is not..... well ok i will take it

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