Elegy Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Saying "Hi!" got me ignored. Complimenting her shoes and following up with an invitation to engage in the act of fornication got me slapped. My next attempt is sure to work: "Hi, I've got lots of money." Seriously though, what are some of the techniques you guys use to talk to women. And ladies, feel free to contribute as well with what you might do to talk with the opposite sex. Me, my loser ass just kind of sits there quietly off in a dark corner somewhere. Yup, they'll notice me right away with tactics like that.
BlackDove Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 How you act depends on your personality, and that is the kind of a response you are going to get. Basically we can't give you an exact answer... Surprisingly () I act like an ass, however I don't over do it... 1500 Uhh..sorry had to do that...
Kit fisto JK Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 I make myself noticed but they all hate me anyway I'm not that big of an ass 52 52
Kyth'emos Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Just act natural... the best advice anyone can give.
Kurgan Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 MMmm... Yoda says: High post counts, win the ladies it will not... Trust me guys, it doesn't work. ; p
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kyth'emos Just act natural... the best advice anyone can give. Anyone who knows what they're talking about can give, yet unless you've truly succeeded in doing so, you will have no idea how to do it. Just act as if you were talking to any of your own friends when trying to introduce youself, and don't care about what happens. See through you, they do. Only when yourself you be, is yourself they will see.
Yoda_623 Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Money sounds good to me and tell her you have lots of cars too.
Kit fisto JK Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kyth'emos Just act natural... the best advice anyone can give. I am a natural jackass bastard:rhett:
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Hey, there's lots of guys that works for too. Go figure.
Kit fisto JK Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kurgan MMmm... Yoda says: Trust me guys, it doesn't work. ; p youre right im a lonley bastard with verry few posts I'll go cry now *sniff*
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 23, 2002 Posted June 23, 2002 To paraphrase Chevy Chase... "You ever seen a crisp fifty dollar bill?" Chicks dig that one.
acdcfanbill Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 come on people, more ideas, i need to write some of this stuff down!
c.d. Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 crack a joke(not geared to make them feel bad), compliment them... i just smile at them, and they start conversing with me..... just dont bring up sex, unless the girl is a friend of yours... and u 2 role like that
whitedragon Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 ill give you all a trick that has...sometimes worked. but dont do it to any of the SERIOUS woman. "hi nice shoes can i stick my penius in you" *SLAP*.....it was just a joke
Lime-Light Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 lol. I saw a guy walk up to a chick and say "Wanna ****?" He has a big red bruise for days. And nail marks.
whitedragon Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Lime-Light lol. I saw a guy walk up to a chick and say "Wanna ****?" He has a big red bruise for days. And nail marks. well thats not always a good come on line
whitedragon Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Lime-Light obviously. but if you really want to get laid bye the end of the night say unexpected things at unexpexted times
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Menilus stop trying you have no chance. Just give up now. This post was both enlightening and informative. I wish to applaud you for your insight. Please feel free to share with us your vast knowledge at any time.
SillyGoose Posted June 24, 2002 Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Menilus stop trying you have no chance. Just give up now. WELL AREN'T YOU NICE! And good luck whoever started this thread
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