Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Women like it when you generalize them. As in "All you women are the same". They also enjoy being asked about their weight. As in "You put on a few pounds didn't you?" Oh, almost forgot. They love to pay for dinner. Just slip the check over to them and ask "You got it right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Warrior Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 if you wanna tell a women you are rich to get them then you'll only ever get a moneygrabbing woman. always be honest to a woman they can smell b-s a mile away. make her laugh and you will be on the right track. just maintain eye contact and let her look into your soul, if u are a good dude you will get the girl you want. however this is all relative. if all u want is a one night stand do the exct opposite of the above. oh yeah i almost forgot ugly women are much easier to get. (and far more abundant). Good luck bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Jah Warrior oh yeah i almost forgot ugly women are much easier to get. (and far more abundant). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atinymonkey Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Only one thing tends to work. Confidence. So long as you are confident, things fall into place. If you are worring about a chat up line, trust me you will fail. Smile, keep eye contact, make them feel that you are listening and keep the momentum of the conversation going. If you crash and burn, don't worry, one of the other girls she's with probably thought you were cute. Actually, I never chat girls up. So ignore me. I wait for them to chat me up. Although, looking for a girl who is being harrased by a slimey guy is always a good way to step in. But only do that if your over 6 foot, or you'll get into trouble. That how I hooked up with my last 2 GF's. Mind you I do that anyway, I hate blokes who don't take no for an answer so end up in a few of those situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CagedCrado Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 I have advice that is more useful then all of this and can be trusted: Dont take advice from strange people who spend all of their time online, that is a very bad sign. If they spend all of their time online, what is the chance that they even know any women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atinymonkey Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Well, some of us actually have a job, CagedCrado, which gives us internet access and don't just connect from home when your mum let's you. What do you suggest I do with my 8 hours a day? Actually do some work? Or do you think I should ponce round the office trying to chat people up? ..........Actually, scratch that last bit. I don't give a mangey monkeys arse what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Originally posted by Kyth'emos Just act natural... the best advice anyone can give. that always worked for me...naturally, when i want some...you get the idea:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 heres another thing. dont try to figure women out because all it will do is waste 2000$ on a shrink advice from your friendly naborhood white dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 another tip: get them drunk;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MJ]--Shadow Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 yeah getten'em drunk works too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 put the dick down unless she asks you or shes sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 It really depends on what you want. If you want to find a partner, someone you can deeply relate with, then just be yourself, don't screw around and try lines, don't act like anyone but yourself, because acting like someone else will generally find you someone who is compatible with someone else, if you catch my drift. If you're a loudmouthed prick, run with it. In that game it's all about patience. If you're out to have fun...in varying degrees based on your age, then you have to follow some simple rules. Dress well, match, and have clean, neat looking shoes (they don't have to be the right brand name or whatever, girls are wary of guys that know too much about shoes, because they're usually gay), also, be well groomed, and at least give the impression that you spend a lot of time grooming. Have a smell of some sort, a cologne or aftershave that you always wear, the sort of girl you're hunting is big on the scent. Use mints...but not many, you can easily overdo that. Be very confident, act like you don't need anyone or anything, and are only doing what you want. If you wander past them, and want something to say, compliment whatever they're wearing, and then move on. Don't do it as you're walking or anything, stop, and say something like 'that dress really brings out the blue in your eyes' smile, and look in the direction you were headed, and then move on, very slowly and casually. Sometimes you'll hit, sometimes you won't, but they key is to be disinterested, but complimentary. If they think you're really interested in them, they think your compliments are the result of you fawning, but if they think you're not interested, then your compliments boost they're VERY low self-esteem and make them want to work hard to keep you standing there. The key to party girls is that they are really worried that they look ugly, so if you have the right clothes, and smell, and act like you're a hot guy, then they won't even notice how good looking you are, because they're too worried about how bad they look. It's all a little confusing, and personally I don't think that those girls are worth my time, but if you're looking for easy action, that's the way to hunt. The place you're looking, in case you had missed this, is generally at parties, or clubs, or if you're older bars. It can all be modified to work at school though, just tone down on the niceness of what you do, and be a little more careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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