Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I have been in constant contact with Raven about a major game play issue that has utterly destroyed the community. The other day I was playing on a full Force guns enabled FFA server and this guy with a Storm Trooper rifle and a full ammo clip of 200 spammed nearly the full clip at my drawn saber and, check this out, he managed to get 3, YES 3, shots past my defense! Can you believe this? I mean if I want to run at someone with my mouse 1 taped down swinging my saber blindly, there is no reason why I should not be able to defend myself! Due to this major flaw I wrote Raven vice president Buck Thunderhschlong 73 e-mails and demanded a patch on behalf of the Honorable Order of AOL Jedi. This was his response: ************************************************** Thank you for buying Jedi Outcast, if you enjoyed that you should try our new exciting game Soldier of Fortune 2. In stores now! Sincerely, Buck Thunderschlong ************************************************** I think it looks good for us guys; I'll keep you all posted on our communication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emon Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches. Also, if you weren't able to defend yourself from three repeter rounds, it's not because of the game, it's because your a horrible player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Emon You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches. Also, if you weren't able to defend yourself from three repeter rounds, it's not because of the game, it's because your a horrible player. Dear God, I hope that was an attempt at sarcasm. You did grasp by the blatantly obvious sarcasm in that post, that it was a joke? If not, I hope for the sake of the human race you are unable to produce offspring. I mean Raven Vice President "Buck Thunderschlong"? You really didn't buy that did you? But then again millions subscribe to AOL... I somehow think you only read the first two lines though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Xwing Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Timmah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icefox98 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Your name is Homosexual Ewok. Do you honestly think ANYONE will take you seriously? I know if I was working at Raven, I would not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deetox187 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i could tell it was a joke, but sorry it wasn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryudom Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i don't think it was a joke, more like a flame to all the dang whiners around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emon Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Of course not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal-Gon Gin Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Emon You sir, are a true moron. I don't think you realize that it's NOT RAVEN'S CHOICE TO MAKE A PATCH. LucasArts makes ALL calls on game development, patches, source codes, etc. Raven can't do JACK about patches. Would somebody please provide some proof for this statement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarek Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 1.04 patch thread #9149385566803475 Stop asking for it, cuz its not comming. If you dont like it then join the crowd and play another game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by ryudom i don't think it was a joke, more like a flame to all the dang whiners around Bingo was his name-o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by jarek 1.04 patch thread #9149385566803475 Stop asking for it, cuz its not comming. If you dont like it then join the crowd and play another game. Hey admins, can we get a "little plane flying right over the head of a smiley face" icon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Or just a gun pionted to a smiley's head, to hasten things up. Funny sh!t there Homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarek Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok Hey admins, can we get a "little plane flying right over the head of a smiley face" icon? I wasnt responding to your post Homosexual Ewok. It was for the others. Once again, another flame from someone who misunderstood. /sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 You get that a lot. Maybe you should make sense once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaberPro Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok ************************************************** Thank you for buying Jedi Outcast, if you enjoyed that you should try our new exciting game Soldier of Fortune 2. In stores now! Sincerely, Buck Thunderschlong ************************************************** Sounds like "We don't care! You got the game and paid us money! No patch is the catch! Buy something else from us!" But then again Raven can't do anything about the patch....DAMN LEC!!! JUST LET RAVEN DO THEIR PATCH FOR GOD SAKES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emon Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I know, SaberPro. What LEC seems to be missing out on is that if they IMPROVE the game more people will LIKE it and more people will BUY it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamer Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I don't know what's more idiotic, the first post or the impassioned replies to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by jarek I wasnt responding to your post Homosexual Ewok. It was for the others. Once again, another flame from someone who misunderstood. /sigh Relax dude, I am not jumping you. Hell, the only reason I pick on QuiteSith so much is he's a little too uptight. It is just good-natured, old fashioned ball-busting. I don't take this stuff too seriously, granted it may seem like I jump on people at times, but I can take it just as good as I dish it out so no harm done. Besides, there are bigger things to worry about in the world than getting mad at someone over a silly (yet so damn fun) game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protojedi111 Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 are you really gay in real life? -Zack> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homosexual Ewok Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by Protojedi111 are you really gay in real life? -Zack> Nope. Not that I have anything against gay people, I just use names I know people will pounce on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonk-raider Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 poor homo =\ Its unfortunate that your audiance consists of Prepubesant homophobes who couldnt catch a joke.. a witty comment or im sure for that matter a person of the oppsit sexes attention..hence the vilolence on the forum.aand if you people are none of what i claimed..then i should reward you for being such a good actor/actress..oh and blamer its the guy who cant make his mind up over such a simple matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Homophobe... I don't get why people would call someone like myself who doesn't agree with the homosexual way of life afraid of them. How is not liking it being afraid of it? Nothing against Homosexual Ewok, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 We could get bogged down in all the connotations and semantics of the term homophobe, and, after a long, drawn out and most likely boring discussion, come to a conclusion that we could all agree on and benefit from, but since we don't have time for that, we'll just call you a homophobe. HOMOPHOBE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonk-raider Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 yes sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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