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What are your favorite ads? Mine is the one that I'm seeing right now:

 

udate.com

 

I am a...man...seeking a...woman

Bewtween the ages...18...&...35

 

whereas it could be:

 

udate.com

 

I am a...woman...seeking a...woman

Between the ages...1...&....125

 

lol!!

 

Post your favorite ads here...

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I've seen an ad on ign.com of their private message boards which goes

 

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James: So who's played that new game on the Dreamcast? It rocks!

 

Dan: I agree :D

 

James: Yeah it's got some cool graphics

 

Dan: I agree :D

 

Brent: What about the sound quality?

 

Dan: I agree :D

 

James: You're an idiot

 

Dan: I agree :D

 

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Hmmmmmz :D

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:rolleyes: Get AdAware 5.83, kids: http://www.lavasoftusa.com/

Kills all the Spy-, Junk, and Ad-ware that installs itself to your PC. No more unexpected pop-ups or your personal surfing information being sent out. If you are connected to the net you MUST have this program!

Oh, and it's free.

 

Other good (free) ones:

webwasher

Pop-Up Stopper

AdSubtract SE

 

And get yourselves a firewall: ZoneAlarm Free

 

Oh, and keep your virus definitions up-to-date and use the scanner at least one a week: AVG Free Anti-Virus

 

 

And delete you cookies once in a while. http://www.karenware.com/powertools/ptcookie.asp

 

THEN you can surf the net. ;)

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I actually do all of that very often...you took the words right out of my mouth. One thing you forgot, though...a firewall is always helpful, and if you have two or more computers networked, use a ROUTER, not a hub or a Cross-Over cable. I've had a lot trouble with that.

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Yes, Ad-aware does kick ass. Yeah. Yeah, that's the way it is folks. It does kinda kick ass in a secular manner..in its own, unique special way. Yup. With its big foot. Ya see it? Its about yay high. Yup, ya see where my hand is? I know i do. That's how tall it is. I mean, that's how tall its foot is. Ad-aware himself is actually much taller. He just has a big foot. Or is it little? I dunno, but if you want to just look at where my hand is. And if you can't see my hand, then just go to http://www.red.com. That's a funny website. :) Yup.:) At least I think. Though that is all a matter of opinion. Does this shirt make me look fat? Does it make you look fat? Does it smell fat? If ya wanna try it on, just call me. My home phone number is 123-4567. My work phone is 1-900-CAL-WORK. Yup. I work at a place called McDonalds®. (Disclaimer: Cal does not mean the McDonalds that your thinking of. Yeah, that one. You know. All rights reserved. Void where prohibited; in states such as Missouri and Kentucky. See side panel for details and/or nutrition facts. Or visit http://www.worldwidewebonlineofflineandwhatnotataresen.com/disclaimer. Thank you for your patronage.

 

Sincerely, with all do respect, and I'm dead serious too:

 

Cal D. Darth

Respected Employee, McDonalds®(Not the one your thinking of)

 

P.S. Man, I'm tired. My back hurts. It's 12:33. Welp, g'night folks.

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