Pedantic Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Yup! Not to mention that was some really weird stuff that I have no idea what the hell it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atinymonkey Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Fair enough. Go for your life. I'm happy to get to 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Actually, I think I'll go to 999, then go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Originally posted by atinymonkey Um. I was taught Ninjitsu at the Yambushi Dojo in Ripon when I was doing Budo Kai. I can offically say that I'm not threatening in the least. Mind you I was never very good at it, have you ever hit yourself in the face with Nunchucks? It's embarasing and dosent instill fear into your apponent. Besides, the Americans have an ultimate fighting championship, ever wondered why Ninjas don't appear in it? It's because the fighting style is basic, the skills are in deception and infiltration and not fighting. Not that it will matter what skill someone has if they have a sword. what rank are you in ninjitsu i dont think ive ever heard of that style. and i dont think their are any ninjas around anymore so i dont think any are going to turn up in the ultimate fighting tournament. once some guy said he used bar fighting as a fighting style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atinymonkey Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 You don't really get a grade system in ninjitsu, you get a name that descibes you ability. Mine translated as 'I don't think so' which is odd, but probably meant I couldn't do anything. But the way I was being taught I had to get a 1st Dan in 5 martial arts. I gave up on ninjitsu because I couldn't get the hang of it. Ninjitsu is the name of the combat method the Ninja used to use, it still exists but the Ninja hasn't been around since the 19th century. Bar fighting must be something along the lines of streetfighting, just do whatever to win. Use your elbows and knees and go for the soft spots of the body. It's effective and quick, but not a martial art. It's like the defense they teach army cadets. Boxing, kickboxing and the like are the most effective fighting methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubatus Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Learn to respect them ninjas http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 If ninjas jumped out of the bushes and demanded that I give them my wallet, or they'd kill me... I'd give them my wallet, then laugh at them, because my wallet has no money in it. This has been another "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Ah yes, Jack Handey's deep thoughts rock! Anyway, I also have no money in my wallet currently. I dont have any cash in it, but I have debt cards, credit cards, and a lot of other important stuff. I would be damned if I gave my wallet to anyone without a fight. Doesn't matter who it is, they will have to get it out of my dead, lifeless hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolJ Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 well i have the best belt of them all: A BIG LEATHER BELT and I'd threaten to spank then... that should scare them away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 .......I would point my finger behind them and say: "Hey! You there!" And when they turn to look at who I', talkin to, I would run. Then when I pass buildings, I would go in a small crack between two of them and the ninjas would run right past me. (ninjas always fall for that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 I would pull out a FN P90, laff evily, and blast the **** out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 i would run and hide in my box yom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 If I cant have my lightsaber,then I'll pack heat!and,I always travel in groups because of lunatics*points to Lyger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotionMan Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 I would kill one of them, and then use the dead one's body to beat the other ninjas to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 u see i would run and get tyrion (or a 7 foot salami) and use him to fend off the ninjas so ther Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Force Lightning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Seriously, sicne thewre is so much dangerous weapons lying on the streets here i would take out one of elite poles/sticks/golf clubs/glassbottles and give em a fight, if it was jsut one i'd kick there ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuttle24 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 I would pull out my trusty sodering iron. They would laugh at me. I would say, "please don't laugh, this is the Soddering Iron of Justice" And then they would feel all embarassed, cuz they laughed at the Soddering Iron of Justice, and would walk away feel ing ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuttle24 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Or i could beat them with a stik. that works too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDove Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=- What would you do?(Just for kicks) I would kill you.........MURDER........ :eyeraise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterD-LeyAmas Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 ...and then, I'd laugh at them some more, because my credit card is maxed out too. ...but then I'd feel sad, because this incident with the ninjas would have reminded me that I have no money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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