Wacky_Baccy Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 Q 18 - Luke bribed him with the offer of becoming one of LQ's manslaves, and getting his own chewtoy ...Trust me, you'd do anything for your own LQ-approved chewtoy... RPG - I knew it was Age of Wonders without having to look, but Crackhead stole Clefo's answer (You can't seriously expect me to believe that Cracken actually bothered to go look in RSRP ) ...Can I have a point anyway? (Edited: Thanx Red ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 he start doing a strip tease, but when whe was trying to keep off his pants, he saw that anyone pay attention to him, so he start dancing like all the gay guys in the springfield metal factory ( you can see the simpsons to remember it) and start screaming like gir and saying: IM DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! when all the people start to looking at him, he use a dog suit and start using make up, and when he look so sweet with blush and lipstick all the people look at him and heard what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 He kicked him until he gave in. RPG Age of Wonders. The only one I saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 What did Luke Skywalker do to Bib Fortuna to gain an audience with Jabba the Hutt? this a easy one... Bib was having a horny thoughts with Jabba the Butt (), but then he saw a cloaked man, (luke) and went fast to him. the Bib said: you are not allow to have an audience... then luke using his jedi powers he put off his pants and began moving his butt in circular shape, the bib got hipnotized with that and he began to fell bad. Then look grabbed his Lightsaber and took bib from the legs and threw him at the floor, then with the LS he did a circuncision to Bib fortuna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 I hate to say this...but i have no other choice. See What Jabba don't want anyone to know is he has a secret love of pez dispensers. Collects them like mad. So Luke had like an uber rare one...of boba fett I beleive. And he said he would sell it to Jabba. Now Bib knew if he didn't let him in Jabba would take away his Telly Tubby collection (cuz jabba is mean that way you know?). And thats how Luke convinced Bib to let him see Jabba. RPG Question: What every one else says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 One thing you forgot to mention is that the force doesn't exist. Yoda isn't really an alien, he's a shrunken old man that's really smart. He invented a little device that gets implanted into a "Jedi"'s hand so they can do wierd things through the power of the poles (it's all magnetic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 ((Wow - 9 replies in 4 hours for this one! ...Just like buses! )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted July 26, 2002 Share Posted July 26, 2002 I'll say...I give it five stars ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 28, 2002 Author Share Posted July 28, 2002 Answers obtained some interesting photos (Clefo) did "it" in a small corner of the palace (Cmdr. Cracken) threatened him very nicely (Darth Clem) bribed him with the offer of becoming one of LQ's manslaves, and getting his own chewtoy (Wacky_Baccy) did a striptease and wore makeup and a dog suit (Devil Doll) kicked him until he gave in (NeoDios) hypnotized him with his bare butt and circumcised him with his lightsaber (Dark Sad Shadow) brought an uber rare Boba Fett pez dispenser for Jabba (Lizard_Queen) Bonus The bonus goes to...everyone. Good job, everybody - even those two with one-sentence answers couldn't really have improved on them RPG Bonus Question The answer is Age of Wonders in RSRP and the bonus (2 points) goes to Clefo and (1 point) Cmdr. Cracken, Wacky_Baccy, and NeoDios. As Clefo can tell you, this RPG is based on a video game of the same name. The points go to: 1st: Clefo 9 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 7 points 3rd: Darth Clem 5 points 4th: Wacky_Baccy 5 points 5th: Devil Doll 3 points 6th: NeoDios 2 points 7th: Dark Sad Shadow 2 points 8th: Lizard_Queen 2 points Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 84 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 54 points 3rd: Devil Doll 51 points 4th: NeoDios 47 points 5th: Wraith 8 43 points 6th: Tyrion 35 points 7th: Lynk Former 33 points 8th: Lizard_Queen 29 points 9th: Dark Sad Shadow 22 points 10th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 11th: Clefo 17 points 12th: Kyle d'Tana 13 points 12th: AB_Legion 13 points 13th: Darth Clem 5 points 13th: matt-windu 5 points 13th: Commander 598 5 points 14th: Wasslara 4 points 19th Question: Who is Boba Fett's father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 That's easy. Ike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Boba Fett doesn't KNOW who his father is, par se, you see, his mother got around QUITE a bit, and when he went to a genetic engineer for tests, the Genetic Engineer was shot! But in some heroism we will spare you the details, Boba finds out that his MOTHER is both his Father and Mother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Yoda "Boba ... your father i am!" explains his liking of green doesnt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 thats an easy one!!! actually, boba fett was created from an hybrid race, a Wookie and an Ewok, the Calamarians wanted to create a new race, a very intelligent, so.... having created a lot of starship craft they decided to try luck in the human being. they captured a wookie, and have it all shave, and surprise it was Han SOLO in disguise!!!! he used that suit to escape the clutches of Leia , then... being with the ewok shaved too, itswas the own YODA!!!!! he used that suit because he needeed the money when Lucas was making SW, so he got 2 works and 2 salaries. The history that is true is that Yoda is a horny being, he wanted to reproduce itself so the calamarians watched a very bad movie, and the product of that movie is Boba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 *heavy breathing* I am your father, Boba. Infact, I am everyones father. All hail me, I am your father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 *grumblegrumblemissedpointsgrumble* Q 19 - You are his father, Red, but he doesn't know it yet... And neither did you, it would seem, judging by the look on your face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 29, 2002 Share Posted July 29, 2002 That frog thing that grabs a fly in one of the movies. that's his father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 I AM Boba Fetts father... You know there was that hot girl.... and ahm, the end of the story I must not tell anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 Answers Ike (Lizard_Queen) his mother (Clefo) Yoda (Darth Clem) A Wookie (Han Solo) and an Ewok (Yoda) (Dark Sad Shadow) Cal_da_Darth (Cal_da_Darth) Redwing (0.o) (Wack_Baccy) That frog thing that grabs a fly in one of the movies (NeoDios) Kyle d'Tana (Kyle d'Tana) Bonus The bonus goes to two people: Clefo and Dark Sad Shadow for the most informative answers RPG Bonus Question nope The points go to: 1st: Lizard_Queen 6 points 2nd: Clefo 6 points 3rd: Darth Clem 4 points 4th: Dark Sad Shadow 4 points 5th: Cal_da_Darth 2 points 6th: Wacky_Baccy 1 point 7th: NeoDios 1 point 8th: Kyle d'Tana 1 point Points overall 1st: Wacky_Baccy 85 points 2nd: Cmdr. Cracken 54 points 3rd: Devil Doll 51 points 4th: NeoDios 48 points 5th: Wraith 8 43 points 6th: Lizard_Queen 35 points 6th: Tyrion 35 points 7th: Lynk Former 33 points 8th: Dark Sad Shadow 26 points 9th: Clefo 23 points 10th: Darth_Rommel 18 points 11th: Kyle d'Tana 14 points 12th: AB_Legion 13 points 13th: Darth Clem 9 points 14th: matt-windu 5 points 14th: Commander 598 5 points 15th: Wasslara 4 points 16th: Cal_da_Darth 2 points 20th Question: What planet is the capital of the galaxy? RPG Bonus Question Name a gargoyle and two Jedi. Yeah, I'm lazy. And hint: RSRP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 My flat!!! There a lot of power!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Q 20 - Earth. We rule. :D RPG - Termand Rwos, Deac Starkiller, and Corzip Dinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_da_Darth Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 *Yay, I'm in 5th and last...i feel so remotely special * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Q 20 Jupiter, that planet's huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Q20 My sister, she is too big, older and get angry too easy that all the galaxy decide to make her the capital of the galaxy, in this way she can be busy a lot and will not make any mess with the galaxy. RPG MMMMM, Termand Rwos, Krea Tm´rek(did i wrote it good???) ,Deac Starkiller, Dan-Re Seyah and Corzip Dinn. I cant remember anything, but i found the names in the rsps, maybe i can get a half of a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talldudeX Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Q20 Yeah...i'd have to say earth also, considering we are the only planet with life on it. RPG Uh...don't know any gargoyles. Qui Gonn Jin and and Luke Skywalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Once again, we must come aorund to the almighty fact that yes, My pants is the capital of the Galaxy. as for the RPG Termand Rwos, and two jedi are Deac Starkiller and Flax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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