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Originally posted by Lynk Former

Damn, Kids aren't on my list of things to get anytime this. next, the one after that century... Just wouldn't make a good dad...

 

Son: "Dad? Why's the sky blue?"

Lynk: "Quiet dammit, I'm tryin to play Rogue Squadron 5. Go outside and get hit by a car or somethin..."

 

See, would not be a good dad.

 

ROFLMAO

 

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Originally posted by talldudeX

@Lynk: You would really tell him to get hit by a car rather than just saying your busy?

 

Yeah... i would :D irl I hate every1 and everythin... right now i wanna get a knife and stab it through a blad kid next to me cause he's being a smart ass... *shrugs*... *goes to sleep* ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I remember, oh, about 6 months ago, me, TDX, and S1DC were walking around at about 10 o'clock outside. Us living in a small down, we had nothing to worry about, so we carried around a video camera. Before too long we heard the voice of a little kid..."Hey!!! Look at me!!! Record me!!!" S1 turned around and started recording the kid. Surely enough, he was flicking off the camera. We proceeded to say "What's your name kid? How old are you? Where do you live?" He told us everything...lol it was great...

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One of my friends went back to his home for the weekend on his parents farm and he shot 20 kangaroos and 1 feral cat or something. He skins the kangaroos. But I'm not sure about the scrotums. Which countries do they sell in. I should probably tell him. I think they are a pest where he lives.

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Shhhhh, don't tell anybody, but I have another user name which I created in Jan 2000 who has 25 posts and is still a Bantha Fodder.

 

I posted a few times with it last week to see how many posts I had made with it so long ago since the search function is turned off so I had to guess my username and password from that far back. I was so surprised when I guessed the username and password first time. Twas an estimated guess. :)

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the·ism Pronunciation Key (thzm)

n.

Belief in the existence of a god or gods, especially belief in a personal God as creator and ruler of the world.

 

Perhaps that will clear things up :D Lets all get along.. Good times!

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My sig is kind of taking a look at what the orthodox athiest believes. They either believe that the universe has always been here or it was created 12 - 22 Billion years ago when nothing exploded, also known as the Big Bang. Anything else they say goes outside the bounds of logic and is irrational.

 

The quote is more to make people think rather than offend, hence from the quote you can't really tell if I'm pro or anti. But for the record I don't believe in Evolution.

 

However, I thought you were talking about the other bit meant as a joke. The last two lines. :)

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