JrKASperov Posted July 14, 2002 Share Posted July 14, 2002 17. You start to think the mothers on soapcommercials look hot 18. Your cat runs off with your girlfriend 19(obvious) you have children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 15, 2002 Author Share Posted July 15, 2002 The say the first three things you lose in your old age is 1. Your memory. 2. I forget the other two. 3. Read number 2 you moron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercen4ry Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 20. You hear the elevator muzak playing something from the '50s, and break out in nostalgic tears. 21. Your fondest memory is what you did "last mid-life crisis." 22. Your childhood memories don't include references to "TV," "computer," or "Vietnam." 23. You wake up at 9 am in a cold sweat, and hurriedly get ready for work. Then you remember that you're retired. 24. You STILL can't program your VCR. Damn all these buttons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 25. You realize you are the only mum in LucasForums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercen4ry Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 26. You recall the whole LucasForum sunglasses fad with the words "Ahhh, back when I was young and ignorant...." (Ok, here comes the flame. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 16, 2002 Author Share Posted July 16, 2002 27. Suddenly you think those plastic sunglasses that go over your glasses were a good idea. 28. You become a compulsive bingo player. 29. You develope an addiction to prunes. 30. A casting director asks you if you would like to participate in another sequal to "Cocoon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 31. u press the post reply button then forget y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greedo626 Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 32. you find it easier to remember the names of all the beach boys then that of your grandson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 33. You're always blamed for farting 34. A 5 course meal is 5 flavours of applesauce 35. You eat out of a straw 36. You think StarWars is still a government program to shoot down asteroids (they wanted to use lasers, 70's) 37. Your back goes out more than you do 38. You and your grandson swap undies. (hah) All I can think of.....sure there'll be more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 39. You have falsers that fall out and are caught on camera is immediately sent to a You've Been Framed show 40. Can't remember what day it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 41. you are celibrating your 100th birthday party 42. you realise youve out lived yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 43. when you're bald and going after girls 1/4 your age and you laugh like "He he he he" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime-Light Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 ......wtf?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrKASperov Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Your name is on the first thread of these forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0ulblihtr Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 When you go to a party and start dancing and people look at you because they don't know wtf your doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 16, 2002 Author Share Posted July 16, 2002 44. You have to tie a piece of string around your finger to remind yourself to write yourself a note to remember to leave yourself a message on your voicemail, to tie another piece of string on your other finger..... 45. Wilford Brimley calls you an old fart. 47. You own a pair of parachute pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koffin Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 48. You can remember when Transformers were made out of real metal rather than the cheep plastic they got today. 49. You remember waiting to see Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 16, 2002 Author Share Posted July 16, 2002 50. You still roll your jeans. 51. "Gleaming The Cube" is one of your favorite movies. 52. Still not sure what "lol" stands for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerfYoda Posted July 16, 2002 Share Posted July 16, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy 50. You still roll your jeans. Huh? Is that out of style now? Awww man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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