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I have two.

 

My upmost fav. of course if from Obi-wan Kenobi

 

"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view."

 

 

Second best:

 

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

 

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

and "Excellelent" - Darthy Baby (the real 1 not maul the pretender)

 

or a few from the italian job

 

"Pretty Car" - Mafia boss (its just the way he says it)

 

being number 1

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"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.

 

"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."

 

"The best sign of intellegent life in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses

 

"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses

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Originally posted by Tyrion

"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.

 

"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."

 

"The best sign of intellegence in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses

 

"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses

 

I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(

 

Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."

 

And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....

 

Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(

 

Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:

 

"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D

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"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!"

 

gotta love Princess Bride and that is tempting as my top quote but I like the one I made up for my old signature:

 

"You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HAND" - Lexx

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Originally posted by Mercen4ry

 

I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(

 

Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."

 

And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....

 

Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(

 

Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:

 

"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D

 

Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot...

 

"Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?"

Vash - Trigun

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I have some more-

 

"I'd tell you,but then I'd have kill you"

 

"A good compromise leaves everyone mad"Calvin and hobbses

 

And my favorite Calvin and Hobbses quote-

 

"What assurance do I have that your parenting isnt screwing me up?"

 

:rofl:

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Originally posted by lexx

"do you expect me to talk?"

"no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

 

and

 

"he's dusting crops where there ain't no crops"

 

2 points for guessing the films :D

 

I figured you would put this... "Dodge this *bang*"

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Originally posted by lexx

 

sshhh dont tell anyone but that's going under my name when I get to 1000. Damn it, you've spoilt it now! :mad::D

 

Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s

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Originally posted by Camus

 

Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s

j/k

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Anything Palpatine says.

 

"I will MAKE it legal."

 

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

 

"Kill them immediately."

 

"Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, DARTH MAUL. He will find your lost ship."

 

"There is no civility. Only politics."

 

"Enter the bureaucrat... the true rulers of the Republic. On the payroll of the Trade Federation, I might add. This is where Chancellor Valorum's strentgh will disappear."

 

"Now they will elect a new Chancellor. A STRONG Chancellor."

 

"Your Majesty, if I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption."

 

"And you, young Skywalker- we will watch your career with great interest."

 

The thought of losing you would be.. unbearable."

 

I see you are becoming the most powerful of all Jedi."

 

"You don't need guidance." (I think he says that.)

 

"I love democracy.. I love the Republic."

 

"I will create a GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC, to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists."

 

"Welcome home, Lord Tyranus."

 

(in a very Mr. Burns fashion) "Excellent."

 

"I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me, Master."

 

"You, like your father, are now... MINE."

 

"Take your weapon. Strike me down with all f your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

 

"So be it... JEDI."

 

"If you will not be turned, you will be... destroyed."

 

"You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"

 

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

 

"Only now, at the end, do you understand."

 

"And now, young Skywalker, you will die..."

 

 

You've got to admit, he's got some damn good lines.

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here's some thigns that cracks me up:

 

in chris rock's stand up show, "bigger and blacker", he's talking about the OJ trial:

 

"now i'm not saying he should have killed her- but i'd understand"

 

and WHO CAN FORGET THIS:

the SNL celebrity jeapordy series:

 

Trabeck: ok, fo $400, what sound does a dog make?

S. Connery: MOO!

Trabeck: ...that is incorrect, mr. connery

S. Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night, trabeck!

 

LOLOLOLMAO

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