Guest King Andrei Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Here some of MY favorite quotes, but these ones are from Forum members: "How was everyone? I see you tried banning my IP. NICE TRY....:tsk:" - Jedi2k2 (aka more-names) "Thou shalt not spam!" - King Andrei (aka Andrei555) "Are you a pothead, Fellas?:mad:" - NiKo (aka KoRn FlaKeS; aka Gatorboy) "The monster returns to haunt everyone! Everyone please meet: THE MONSTER: AHHH! It feels good to be back!!" - COJ (aka Griswold) "dr. zais dr. zais!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! dr. zais!!!:mad:" - Thomas Fellas (aka lots-o-other-names) "Shave your **** and go **** Bin Laden's **** you camel ******!" - NiKo more..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<JOTD>Jedi Hunter Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 My favorite quote of ALL time is "I have a bad feeling about this" It's great because it was said by every main character in sw.... Probably by Chewie and r2 as well. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Originally posted by ibballin i like the simpsons so some of my quotes come from the simpsons i dont apoligize, im sorry but thats just the way i am! - homer simpson when mark hamill was on the simpons mark- homer! use the for.... homer- use the force?!? mark-no use the fork!!! from tombstone some guy (forgot his name)- why if it isnt the drunken paina playa, your probaly see'n double doc holloday- well i got a gun for the both of ya! i think that THAT just made one of my favourite quotes, no no not what you're thinking, not the simpsons one or the tombstone one, look higher up "i dont apoligize, im sorry but thats just the way i am!" thank you, you have now made my day =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 "I've seen a lot of sh*t in my day, but dam* that was a lot of a$$" -Big Momma's House "Mother *****er, I just a$$ you...bit*h"-Sameer from Office Space "There is no spoon"-The Matrix "Coruscant..uhhh...that doesn't compute...uhhh.....wait...uhhhh....you are under arrest!" -The Phantom Menace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madcow Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 "Darkside? been there, done that. Do your worst" -Kyle Katarn in some SW game "We're here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, Guess what? we're all outta ass" -some webcomic (Mac hall I think) "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!" -some soccer player "Yub Yub" -an anonymous ewok "Not in the face! Not in the face! I'll tell you anything!" - Ghand, in the got Ghand section of PlanetDeusEx "I gouge the beggars eyes out with a coin" me, in DnD "No one takes our chicks, and lives" Duke Nukem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomicidalegg Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. - Stalin The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda It depends upon what the meaning of the word is means - Bill Clinton Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen What's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything. - Oracle Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaulerZ Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 "Check it out corpral" "Roger Roger" *lightsabers ignite* "Uhh Oh" -TPM You draw far to much attention to yourself Mister Underhill! -Aragorn LOTR:FOTR Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes" Aragorn: "Not frightened enough." -LOTR:FOTR Let them come there is still one Dwarf in Moria who still draws Breath! -Gimli Fool of Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! -Gandalph LOTR:FOTR Do you understand the word that are comin outa my mouth? -Chris Tucker Rush Hour 1 Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words that are comin outa my mouth? Chris Tucker: Hell no one understands the words that are coming out of your mouth! -Rush Hour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orengimomo Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "Get my f****** name right Tonya" -Cara (Real World Chicago) "I'm going back to Walla Walla" -Tonya (Real World Chicago) "Jisella...get of the ho train. cuz ur the only one it." (Coral - b2ny) "ooo Kyles heated everybody look out! Kyles in a bad mood!" Keri (Chicago) "You f***** a**...do u not understand common sense?" -Keri(Real World Chicago) "Did I really say "Land The Deal?""-Cara, The Real World:Chicago Reunion "Tonya's a hardcore b****" Cara (Chicago) "Thanks Little Vicky!" Marge, "Oh, that was so long ago you can call me Vicky," Little Vicky. "So what other classess do you offer Vicky?" "little Vicky" --The Simpsons. "I didnt tape dance until my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the carpet for the reds!" -Little Vicky (The Simpsons) "Oh Austin Powers!! Can I have your autograph?" Fook Mi, "Shur love, your name is?" Austin, "Fook Mi" Fook, "oh behave! Your name is?" Austin, "Fook Mi" Fook, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Austin, "No no, like this"*shows austin her backpack with Fook Mi written on the back* "Oooh, your name's Fook Mi" "Uh-huh! Would you like a drink?" *Fook Mi runs off and then is instantly back* "Fook Mi that was fast" Austin. "Fook Yu!" Fook, "Your going the right way for a spanking and I dont care who knows it!!" "No no! Like this!" *Fook Yu shows him her backpack with her name on it, Fook Mi returns* "This is my twin sister" Fook Mi, "TWINS!" Austin, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Another one of my favourite quotes from AOTC: Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks? Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks. Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks. Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life. Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormtroop Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 my old favorite quote clone army*Good guys wear white* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrKASperov Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Your everyday Pulp Fiction quotes like: 'I'm gonna get medevil on your arse' and the whole 'you know what they call a quarter-punder with cheese in France' story... and somewhat more... That whole movie is a quote man:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomHelix Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Obviously: "DUDE, WHERES MY CAR!" from the movie "dude wheres my car?" and Flight attendant: "n this flight, we are called flight attendants, not a stewardess." Austin powers: "oh, you meant somethin like im not a whore, im a sex worker." from the bloopers of the first Austin Powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "To be forgotten is worse than be dead" -FF8 Freya "Never ask for an inmortal kiss, i dont want to give you a life like mine..." - My girlfriend, inspired by Interview with the Vampire "What should i say?, if there is no one, there is nothing to say" -Sopor aeternus "Disintegrated in thousand pieces I creep in thousand directions And do not hold your hand firmly enough Into wrong dreams me fled Set on occupied places me I looked for the glory of the two And only the ridiculous isolation found " -Lacrimosa, Einsamkeit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "No pleasure,no rapture,no exquisite sin greater than central air.":D-From the movie Dogma "Do. Or do not. There is not try" -Yoda "Be quiet brain,or I'll poke you with a q-tip!" -Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExarDunnan Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU!!! You've mentioned some other Austin Powers quotes, but NOT any of the best ones... "You know when you're in an apartment and you can smell what everybody's cooking? That, plus crap." - Fat Bastard "I call it.......... PREPERATION H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Dr. Evil "Ohhhhhhhhh.... Everyone likes their own brand." - Fat Bastard "Who... does number 2... work for?!?!?!?" - Austin Powers "They're always after me lucky charms..." - The irish guy from the first movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 "No pleasure,no rapture,no exquisite sin greater than central air.":D-From the movie Dogma "Do. Or do not. There is no try" -Yoda "Be quiet brain,or I'll poke you with a q-tip!" -Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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