RicardoLuigi... Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 What is your favorite insult from Insult Sword Fighting and the other insult stuff.(Including the Sword Master's insults) Mine is: Carla- "My sword is famous throughout the Caribbean!" or something like that, and then... Guybrush- "Too bad nobody's ever heard of you!":)
Governor Phatt Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 I dunno...i never really thought about it... But ones that come to mind are... "im not going to take your insolence sitting down..." "i think you'll find i'm dogged and relentless to my prey..." or "My handkercheif will wipe up your blood..."
Junior™ Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 The best in-game insult....hmmm....quite hard. Probably: You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate. You fight like a cow The best fan-invented insult I ever heard was: You suck! Yeah, but I don't swallow.
Hellbeard Posted August 23, 2002 Posted August 23, 2002 Mine is "Look Behind you! a 3 headed monkey!!"
Gabez Posted August 24, 2002 Posted August 24, 2002 I thought the guessed ones in CMI were the funniest and therfore best. "Every enemy I've met, I've annihilated!" "I once found gold, but it was only Electro-plated!" "En guard, touché!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Nothing will save you're sorry hide!" "It pays to have a glass of water by your bed-side!" They werent very effective in winning duels, though.
QueZTone Posted August 24, 2002 Posted August 24, 2002 the most famous is of course 'fight like a dairy farmer - fight like a cow' two other most favorites are: There are no words for how disgusting you are. Yes there are. You just never learned them. and: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Remi Posted August 24, 2002 Posted August 24, 2002 I have to go with Gabez on this one actually. My favourite mistaken reply was "Oslo is the capital of Norway", though I may or may not be biased on that one.
benjoyce Posted August 25, 2002 Posted August 25, 2002 Well, mine favourite would be: "En guarde, toucheé! Oh that is so cliché!" And "You have a sex apeal of a Shar-Pei"
peter james Posted August 25, 2002 Posted August 25, 2002 i dont get: "you are rubber, i am glue" some1 explaine it to me pleaase
Remi Posted August 25, 2002 Posted August 25, 2002 It's a shortened version of "I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." I guess it makes no sense if you haven't heard the whole saying before.
benjoyce Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 It really makes no sense if you haven't heard it before. I remember myself thinking : "What the heck is this?" "So did I lose or what?" Now everything is cleared.
Monkeysee Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 My favorite insult is when you're fighting the swordmaster in Monkey Island 1, and she says, "My last battle ended with my hands covered in blood!" And Guybrush's response is, "I hope you've learned now to stop picking your nose." I don't know what you guys think, but it was probably the most vivid description...it conjures up a funny mental image.
QueZTone Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 that reminds me Remi, i didnt get it either (i found it funny nonetheless tho) until recently when i read this penny arcade comic: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-08-05&res=l fekking fek board, i hate this, ive been trying to get this image to work for 15 mins now, shutface you all, sheesh i need to go to the bathroom
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