Kylilin Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Airplane!: "Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Tommy Lee Jones is shaking Frank The dog, pumping him for info and Will Smith is talking to passing pedestrians "The dog owes my friend money!" Will Smith to the Coroner: "You had a cat in here the other day on a cadaver....yeah well, he's a witness......in a murder case.....I need to take him down to station ask him a few questions." Will Smith to Tommy Lee Jones after blasting the bug dripping in goo: "That's definitly a 9.9 on my wierd ****-a-meter." Tommy Lee Jones: "Meet the Twins, MEEREEREELEEP! and Bob." Will Smith: "NYPD means I will knock your punk ass down!" Coroner girl: "Dennis Rodman? Not much of a disguise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 "why do i sense u are going to be the death of me?"-obi wan kenobi AOTC "this is jedi bussiness" Anakin AOTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibballin Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Rush hour 1 when jackie chan took chris tucker to go to that chinese food stand and the chinese guy tells chris that hes no punk B!tch( i forgot how the exact quote goes) also in shriek(i thought that was a funny movie ) when the donkey was talking about parfaits and how hes never heard someone say "you know what i dont like parfaits":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackal Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 I find all Arnold Schwatzenager's pun line to be halarious. "End Of Days" -Easy with the hardware! It's so stupid I laughed my head off That latest movie which I cant remember the Name. C_____ Damage. Something about terrorist. The stupid line is: "The difference between you and me, is that I'm going to kill you" Or something stupid like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Saving Silverman - "I'm gone for a week and you're screwing a NUN?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Not another Teen movie: Singer - Jannies got a gun....... Crowd: Jannies got a gun ,run! Dumb and Dumber: Mock, Yeh!, Ing, Yeh, Bird, yeh! Its ok, I'm a limo driver! We mad a new dog breed. We took a bulldog and a ****zu. We called it bull****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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