Luc Solar Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 180: You make fun of Danish people even though you are from Sweden yourself! (It's like...a headless guy laughing at a blind man for bumping into a wall...Oh, the irony! ) 181: You start every duel with telling your opponent: "No backstab, no throwing, no kicks, no pull, no uppercut, no fast stance, no DFA'ing, no lightning, no hitting after saber locks, no drain....ok? 182: You take it personally whenever someone beats you and start taunting him with "n00b-this, n00b that" for the rest of the game. 183: If you manage to kill the "n00b in 182", you put out your saber, find a dark corner and start typing an essay about how he sucks big time and got totally owned by your l337 skills...gloating over the victory. 184: If someone finds you typing saber down in the dark corner and kills you and messes up the essay you were wrinting, you go into a horrible state of mind: The Newbie Rage. The Nebwie Rage might last for hours untill you suddenly start weeping uncontrollably like a little baby and disconnect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Silver:. Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 185. You ban me from your server and call me a cheater for winning 3 games in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEEEEEEEZus! Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 186. You ban me from your forums and call me a troll for saying stfu n00b 3 times in a row. 187. You use this avatar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Silver:. Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 188. You can't cope with being banned for being an @$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Originally posted by FalloutGod LOL danm i didnt know this many people dont have lives.... And damn I didnt know how long it takes for some people to figure that out.. er...it went out the wrong way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooey Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 189. You create new user names over and over again and still manage to get banned. 190. You play on jk2 servers under the name "Boycot jk2.net forums" 191. You feel everyone on jk2.net forums is a n00b, yet continue to come here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$P4RK Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 they always use CAPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinWalker Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 190. You post a reply to a thread and click "New Thread" instead of "Post Reply" and end up with a totally meaningless thread in the middle of the Multiplayer Strategy forum. (for an example, click here: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77400) 191. You start a "500 ways ..." thread instead of a more manageble "250 ways ..." as a beta test (will we *ever* get there!?) ---------------------- By the Way! I made "Sith Probe Droid!" Whooohooo! Battle Droid is just a step away. Maybe by the time JK3 comes out, I'll be able to create my own description/moniker! SKinWalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$P4RK Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 They take ages on the loo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsd|Wee Bitch Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 192. You get bested by a bot 193. you go around saying "I owned you" when it took 5 people to take the person down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsd|Wee Bitch Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 194. You get pissed off when "Rebel" and "TK-247" don't answer you when you ask them a question 195. You fall into an abyss when dueling with another player 196. you keep sabering the ground or a wall while your teammate is running for his life with the flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<|DLS|>Darth Fett Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 197. When your opponent kills u and u say "How did that happen?" 198. U say wait cuz u need to scratch 199. your name is jedi spy:p !!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<|DLS|>Darth Fett Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Oh i got one for 200 !!!200!!! your opponents name i obi wan and u say "whys ur name obi wan??? your skin is kyle?? The Fettster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Spy Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Filler_Fett 199. your name is jedi spy:p !!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh Obsessed duel for money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Spy Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 201. You obsess over someone for calling you a newbie on a forum 202. You think people can't spell when they say 'Newby' instead of 'Newbie' 203. You ask how to 'GO REAL FAST' and dont understand why when u are back in windows after taking his advice of 'alt-f4 ' 204. Your a mod on this forum and threaten to ban someone because you think they are trying to impersonate you just because they use the name spy 205. You want to become a mod on this forum because you think u will get alot of respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Luc Solar 206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots HAHA!! That is some funny Sh!t!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 207: Every duel you lose is because you lagged 208: You think because you own at Duels you are the greatest Jedi ever! Even if you struggle for points in every FFA and CTF you play. 209: You complain that sniping is cheating 210: You are more dangerous to yourself then you are to others when armed with a missle launcher 211: You are making an american idol skin pack for JKII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefotron X Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 212: In a cheat-enabled server, you lag the game by spawning 5000 stormtroopers. 213: You keep trying to do the heavy jump attack over and over even though the other guy obviously knows what you're doing because he just killed you. 214: You make a crappy-looking skin and make everyone on your server have to download it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altus_Thrawn Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 215. You think people have really fast reflexes when they "turn" absorb on everytime you try to lightning them. 216. You wonder why people can see you when mind trick is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 217. When a person captures a flag and asks "Now what?!" (Also, since we're already almost to 250, perhaps we can go the full way to 1,000 instead of 500!! :D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Sith Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 218: When you get a negative score in FFA for falling too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefotron X Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 219: When you are an admin, you disable any force power that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Solar Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by Beefotron X 219: When you are an admin, you disable any force power that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack. 220: When you are an admin, you disable any weapon that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack. 221: When you are an admin, you threaten to kick anyone who successfully counters your own spamming using a force power or weapon unless he quits using said force power or weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI PREDATOR Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 wel Pull kick Pull kick Pull kick Pull kick til ur dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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