Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 ok im glad this thread is working but please dont go on offending people. oh and the fourm says "what is the matrix?" not "quiz kingpin on the matrix!" 9. What is the bathrooms room number? A. Room 808 8. In what room does Neo first meet Morpheus? A. Room 1313 oh and SivyB dont plagiarise make up your own questions http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/TheMatrix/Quiz.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-[MotU]-Lyger|=- Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Originally posted by Luc Solar my cell phone ring tone is the Beverly Hills Cop Theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 my cell phone ring tone is the Beverly Hills Cop Theme. Please -=|Lyger|=- stay on subject, i mean no disrespect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 hey knigpin, i got 100% on ur test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 Padanime its not my site its just i found it while reasearching the 2 Questions AND WANTED TO SHOW everyone that they wherent original Questions, but GOOD FOR YOU Padanime I GOT *cough*!@# right *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 Crew or equipment visible: When Neo is examining the spoon prior to bending it, a crew member dressed in black - probably the cameraman - is reflected in the spoon. [source: IMDb] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Originally posted by KingPin oh and SivyB dont plagiarise make up your own questions http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/TheMatrix/Quiz.html OMG SivyB, shame on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 and now something for LeXX, one of the coolest girls in lucasforums KEANU REEVES Hey, dude. What is the Matrix? LAURENCE proceeds to explain the plot, which is very CREATIVE and INTERESTING and makes the AUDIENCE think. FILM CRITICS I don't understand it. This movie's plot is too contrived and it isn't explained well enough. I hate action movies and there's nothing you can do to please me, so there! Where are my prunes? LAURENCE begins to train KEANU on how to fight so that the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS can do the Hong-Kong fight scenes they've dreamed of. INT. DOJO Cool music plays in the background. (It will not be on the soundtrack) KEANU makes comical motions and gets into typical martial arts poses. His lanky body looks uncomfortable as hell doing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Originally posted by leXX OMG SivyB, shame on you! hey, i never tried to pass it off as my own. he wanted matrix questions so i gave him some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 the fourm is called "what is the matrix?" not "quiz kingpin on the matrix!" Listen, oh and if you want the full Version of that script LeXX PM me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 think evry1 wants that script, not just leXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 first i need more.........well SCREW IT here you all go THE MATRIX: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™ By Rod Hilton Edited By KingPin FADE IN: Location: DARK, NOIR-ESQUE ROOM A bunch of cops break in and find CARRIE-ANNE MOSS. She's dressed in leather, because she is FEMALE in a SCI-FI THRILLER. POLICE OFFICER I think we can handle this one little girl. She jumps up and the shot freezes. We spin around her for no real reason except that it looks extremely COOL. We feel the sudden urge to buy Khaki pants. She kicks all of the ASS'S of the cops and runs. HUGO WEAVING chases after her. HUGO WEAVING I'll get you. That's for suuuuuure!!!!!!!! She gets away. Location: KEANU'S ULTRA-HIGH-TECH ROOM KEANU REEVES sleeps at his computer, listening to a cool song that will NOT be on the soundtrack. His computer turns itself on. COMPUTER Hello Keanu. Follow the white rabbit. KEANU REEVES Dude.. Suddenly, there is a KNOCK on the door. Keanu answers it. KEANU REEVES (cont'd) Whoa. SUPER-LEET-HACKER-DRUGGIE GUY Give me some stuff that I am paying you for. I am so *****.<---(edited for language) KEANU REEVES (handing him the disk) Dude. SUPER-LEET-HACKER-DRUGGIE GUY Hey, want to come with us to a cool dance club whose lighting can increase the noir-factor of this movie even more? KEANU REEVES No way. He sees the GUY'S GIRLFRIEND'S little white rabbit. KEANU REEVES (cont'd) Whoa. Uh.. rock on, dude. He follows them to the club "tech-noir." Location: DARK, NOIR-ESQUE CLUB CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I have the answers. Follow me. KEANU REEVES Excellent! Location: DARK, NOIR-ESQUE BUILDING LAURENCE FISHBURNE sits in a chair. FILM CRITICS This is another one of those stupid action movies, isn't it? I've been complaining for years and years how action movie plots aren't interesting or creative and this will be another one. KEANU REEVES Hey, dude. What is the Matrix? LAURENCE proceeds to explain the plot, which is very CREATIVE and INTERESTING and makes the AUDIENCE think. FILM CRITICS I don't understand it. This movie's plot is too contrived and it isn't explained well enough. I hate action movies and there's nothing you can do to please me, so there! Where are my prunes? LAURENCE begins to train KEANU on how to fight so that the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS can do the Hong-Kong fight scenes they've dreamed of. Location: DOJO Cool music plays in the background. It will also not be on the soundtrack. KEANU makes comical motions and gets into typical martial arts poses. His lanky body looks uncomfortable as hell doing this. LAURENCE FISHBURNE (scowling) I will scowl now, as that's what I always do. They train and KEANU learns how to fight well and use his abilities so that he can kick HUGO WEAVING'S ASS, which is important because HUGO can move in and out of whoever he wants so any kung-fu fight against him is USELESS. Location: SUBWAY The gang is being chased into the subway by the evil HUGO. KEANU has lost all of the eight trillion guns he had, but he's still wearing his black trenchcoat and eight trillion dollar sunglasses, so he's still very BAD ASS. The group members need to each pick up the phone one at a time in order to exit. LAURENCE exits. CARRIE-ANNE is next. CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I just wanted to take this time to tell you something. KEANU REEVES Dude? CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I know we're being chased and all... by a killing machine... that can completely destroy us.. KEANU REEVES Dude. CARRIE-ANNE MOSS but.. I don't care. I think now is the best time to say something which I won't explain. I was told something about my life. All of it came true except one thing. This one thing. The one thing of which I am currently thinking. This one thing which is so vitally important that I had to mention it to you while we're being chased. KEANU REEVES What? CARRIE-ANNE MOSS I can't tell you now, we're being chased. I'll tell you when you get out. She leaves and HUGO shoots the phone. HUGO WEAVING You weren't going to call with 1-800-COLLECT, were you? KEANU REEVES Dude! HUGO WEAVING Are you ready to fight me? You seem somewhat unsure. They proceed to shoot each other for a bit, then the FAKE guns run out of FAKE bullets, none of which actually exist, but they run out anyway because KEANU needs to show off all the kung-fu he trained for before making the film. They have a Hong-Kong style fight scene. Both of them kick each others asses for about 20 minutes. KEANU finally wins! AUDIENCE YAH!!!! GO KEANU! Suddenly, another HUGO WEAVING steps out of a subway train door, making the last 20 minutes entirely pointless, but cool-looking nonetheless. KEANU runs like HELL. Location: DARK, NOIR-ESQUE ROOM KEANU is about to pick up the phone. HUGO WEAVING stops him. HUGO WEAVING First, you must prove you believe you are the One by kicking the **** out of me. It's a test you must endyuuuuure. KEANU kicks the **** out of HUGO. He makes him explode and then gives him the finger and breaks his sunglasses and kicks him in the TESTICLES and decapitates him and shoves his head back up his own BUTT. Vicariously through KEANU, The AUDIENCE feels very BAD ASS. They immediately buy SUNGLASSES and TRENCHCOATS and see if they can fall backwards in slow motion to dodge BULLETS. FILM CRITICS What the hell was all that? Not only was the plot absurd, but it had those mindless typical action movie fights. Either I'm an idiot and don't realize that this is a sci-fi ACTION movie or the film just plain sucks, now which one do you think is right? Has anyone seen the stick I had up my ass? I can't find it. The credits roll. All of the songs that actually ARE on the soundtrack are now played. END Copyright 2002 Rod Hilton. All Rights Reserved. This document may be reproduced verbatim (allowing censorship and translation) as long as the author's name is preserved and this notice is either preserved or referenced. hope you enjoyed that now what do i get..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 wow, that's really great, well done! btw SivyB, I found the original to your av while searching for matrix ani gifs You did a very good job of converting it into an av! If anyone else want's a good source of matrix ani gifs, here is the link: http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/halley/220/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by leXX btw SivyB, I found the original to your av while searching for matrix ani gifs You did a very good job of converting it into an av! If anyone else want's a good source of matrix ani gifs, here is the link: http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/halley/220/ thanks, and i'd be happy to convert any of the others for people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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