Boba Rhett Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 10. A whole lot of freaky freaky, naughty, illegal, monkey love in the back of the Falcon. ...maybe we should make this a top 20 one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 9. Rednecks have been born in SW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by Eets Okay, so why don't they work on you? Obvious answer is that he doesn't have a mind to be tricked... 8) New Republic named "Alabama" instead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 7. Luke to his son "I am your father......and your uncle...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 19, 2002 Author Share Posted September 19, 2002 5. instead of the luke vs vader duel - it would be the Han Solo vs Luke duel over Leia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 Originally posted by Chase Windu I do not have a weak mind and you have weak force powers. I know you are, but what am I? 4. Luke's son to Leia: "Mom, where did you put my metal bikini?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 3. After 10 years, Han finally snaps from Leia picking Luke over him and shoots both of them. Chewy is killed trying to defend his friend from the security forces attempting to arrest him. Han escapes, but has to leave the Falcon behind as it has been impounded. He lives a life on the run as he now "has the death sentence on 12 systems." Eventually Han dies from a combo O.D. of Spice and Coreillian(sp?) Ale. Have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 2. One word. Threesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 10. Err... I suppose.... if you were like a Columbian drug lord and she was hooked on the refer really bad and you could offer her a lifetime supply of her drug of choice.... she may be tempted to become yours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 oh great...good job, Chase, kill the thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Top Ten Ways Chase Kills Threads 10. See Chase's above post. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 9) he posts in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 7.) He just has to look at the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 20, 2002 Author Share Posted September 20, 2002 I think we are actually on 6. 6. He types "www.lucasforums.com" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 You guys see something wrong with my top 10 ways to get natalie portman list but you don't have a problem with the Top Ten things Chase would say on a first date list? What the heck. You guys suck. Why is everybody always raggin' on me. Is my constant rage? TELL ME!!! Because it is so easy, funny, we have nothing better to do, you make it easy, ect. 5.) He simple has to turn on his computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 4. He says: "Hey guys, guess what! I'm not wearing any pants!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 That's happened way to many times for it to be funny. 3. He starts talking about that time he was stuck in the snow storm and he had to eat something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 1)He argues with eveyone only to come up with the brilliant reply, "You're on my list!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 ok, new list Top Ten things Homer can do to the guys that shut down his roomie's bro's club and thus nixing any chance of meeting Ms. Portman (it's a little long, but we should get some interesting stuff) 10) Can anyone say "Carbonite"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Yep, I believe Chase has been thoroughly owned now. 9. A horrible act involving several large bananas, duct tape and pliars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 8. Give an anonymous tip to the feds that his club is actually an Al Queda training facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 You need to say it 999,999,999,999 more times. 7.)Get razor sharp paper, and giving them tons of paper cuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 6. Steal a nuclear bomb from the russions ... you can figure out the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 5. He can pass out fliers that say "NATALIE PORTMAN - HERE TONIGHT FREE BEER" and pass it all over town. With directions to his roomie brother's House! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 23, 2002 Author Share Posted September 23, 2002 *bump* sorry I'll put something meaningful the smiley nobody posts... OKAY BACK TO THE TOP TEN LISTS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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