gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 *uses his magic abilities to turn himself back* *turns topshot into a worm* Weak fool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ......and uses his magic to turn gorgonfloss into his slave! "You are powerful in the ways of magic, but I am much more advanced than you!" As Topshot says that, something weird happens all around the group....... .....for some reason, each of the group had spilt a little blood during their magical transformation. And now the blood of all of them has formed into one puddle, and is beginning to take on a human-like form. When the creature was formed, it looked very weird. It had Dath's cape, Topshot's tail, Jedi220's head, gorgonfloss's arms, and darklighter's legs. When it spoke, it's voice sounded distorted. It was as if it had the voices of all of them, combined into one. "I am Krad! All of you will now bow down before my power! You can do nothing to kill me! I contain all of the cells of the different warriors standing before me, and I can use the force to destroy the lot of you!" (This is a weird twist.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by topshot It had Dath's cape, Topshot's tail, Jedi220's head, gorgonfloss's arms, and darklighter's legs. What about a torso??????? Anyhoo, I turn myself into a non-slave and pull topshot's tail:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 darklighter's torso! Oh, and by the way, go ahead and keep pulling the tail. Everytime someone does that to me, my magic and strength grow much stronger, but I become paralyzed while the tail is pulled. Just a warning that it might wrap itself around you, and squeeze your guts out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 *whips out lightsaber and chops off the tail* I know what happens when u lose ur tail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Jedi220, as a murderous, extra powerful, radioactive puppy, jumps Kran and rips off his head in one swift, bloody mess. The creature splits into 4 orbs: force powers, magic powers, enhanced strength, and radioactivity. Unfortunately, Jedi220 the puppy eats the force powers, magic powers, and enhanced strength orbs, leaving only the radioactivity orb. Jedi220 converts himself back to a human with his newly gained magic powers but finds and rejoices with his vastly enhanced force powers, and slightly enhanced strength. He picks up his lightsaber, his bloody blaster and takes the collar off his neck. "Let's kick ass ppl, not each others." Jedi220, gorganfloss, Dath, Darklighter, Lunatic Jedi and Topshot all watch in awe as a giant, smelly, stinky creature code named A.S.S. comes out from the distance. Everyone ignites their lightsabers, and assumes a stance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Then $am prys the bullets out of his tank and runs over topshot backs up and does it again. Edit: there even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Jedi220 has ate Krad, therefore he is now Krad. Jedi220 ate Krad, but Krad's cells have manipulated Jedi220's body into a more powerful form, becoming Super Krad 9000! His first objective, destroy the world and annihilate everyone in his path! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 .....but Topshot cast a spell on him to obey his every command. There: Even.....doubled over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 I say we go with Jedi220's origional plan. *runs towards A.S.S.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Hey do i look fat without my cape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 $am decides to destroy Topshot..... Stop that and fight the A.S.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 Originally posted by Dath Maximus Hey do i look fat without my cape? Yes, you look very, very, very, very fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 ...he just has a copy of your cape. All of his bodily features are all copies of the original warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 then that would mean he has an uncurable craving for apple juice. My stomach does it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 .....since he ate the orbs. And, yeah, I think he has a huge, unstoppable craving for apple juice........and raspberry iced tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Um, I never ate Krad. I like the A.S.S idea better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 I like the A.S.S. idea better too... topshot ur ideas suck!!!!!!!!!!! j/k I use my magic powers tobring Jedi220 back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 I'll continue with the A.S.S. idea. Bsides, I hav magic powers now too, so I can turn myself back. Altho I appreciate gorganfloss's magic, cuz it rocks. The creature lurches towards every1, and with swamp gas in the air, a light rain begining to turn to a downpour, and the crackle of water hitting 6 lightsabers, the scene is set. How it will all end is yet to be determined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Originally posted by topshot Darth Groovy decides he wants to rule the world, so he tries to stop them from foiling his evil alien plans! :D :D Dude.........just please leave me out of this thread! Please!?Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 they do suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 Can we get back on topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Originally posted by topshot they do suck. lol I was j/k but if u think they do...YOUR IDEAS SUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted October 5, 2002 Author Share Posted October 5, 2002 Originally posted by Jedi220 Can we get back on topic? Probably not. LJ keeps peppering the alien ranks with rounds, until he notices that he's the only one actually fighting the aliens. He frowns and whips out a laptop. He enters the console and types /kill. All the aliens turn their weapons on each other and slaughter themselves without mercy. LJ produces a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn and watches the aliens beat the shiznat out of themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 *walks over to Lunatic and bitch slaps him* You ruined the thread... *ressurects every last alien* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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