Jatt13 Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 this is a list of boks that, if written would be very short. enjoy! * 0 Uses Of A Dead Cat * 20,000 Leagues Under Molten Lava * 30,000 Volts Of Electricity As A Means Of Hair Curling * A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners * A Factual Account Of UFO Sightings * A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking * A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida * A Full Description Of All The Whales That Will Survive The Norwegian Massacre * A Guide To Arab Democracies * A Guide To Australian Etiquette * A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway * A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump * A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen * A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail * A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress * A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid * A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds * A Millenium Of German Humor * A Tale Of No Cities * A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms Or Antonyms * AAA Road Atlas Of Rockall * Adults Who Like Barney * Advanced Macintosh User's Guide * Advanced Subtraction * Al Gore: The Wild Years * All-Star Tributes To Regis Philbin * Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean * America's Most Popular Lawyers * American Foreign Policy Successes * American Friends * Americans Today That Are Brighter Than A Lightbulb * Americans Who Understand The Difference Between Punctuation And Grammar * An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert * Anagrams Of The Word "A" * Anything Written By Patrick Swayze * Applications Of The Pythagorean Theorem In Cooking Spaghetti * Arctic Water Polo * Atheists Who Converted To Christianity * Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children" * Banjo Sonatas * Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock * Bedouin Olympic Swimmers * Behave Yourself, by David Letterman * Blacks I Met While Yachting * Blind Dates That Worked Out * Blue Foods * Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness * Burger King Items That Start With "Mc" * Career Opportunities For History Majors * Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors * Chicago Cubs World Series Champioships * Christmas Shopping At The Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site * Clinton's Unbroken Promises * Compendium Of American Culture * Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap" * Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu * Countries Competing In The World Series * Countries That Like Americans * Countries Where Socialism Is Successful * Cub Scout Adventures In Times Square * Cuban And Puerto Rican Pronunciation Guide * Decisions I Made Without Consulting Hillary, by Bill Clinton * Deep South Genetic Variation * Deep Throat For A Two Inch Penis * Deep-Thinking Liberals * Dentures For Sharks * Detroit - A Travel Guide * Different Ways To Spell "Bob" * Disco Classics: A Guide * Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches * Dumb Brunette Jokes * Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries * Easy UNIX * Embracing Junk * Encyclopedia Of The Floridian Brain * Eskimo Swimsuit Models * Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance * Everglades' Guide For Rock Climbing * Everything Men Know About Women * Everything Women Know About Men * Excellence In The CFL * Exciting Things To Do In Worcester * Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century * Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals * Famous Norwegian Sports Heroes * Fan Mail Of Sirhan Sirhan * Fashion Statements Of Alcatraz Prison * Fast And Efficient Windows Applications * Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French * Feminists Worth Marrying * Fifty Days To A Better Hypothalamus * Fire Escape Routes From The Bottom Of Lake Michigan * Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portuguese Border Patrol * French Hospitality * Frog Hygiene * Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1993 AD * Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines * Fun With Blood-Stained Caligraphy * Fun With Feces * Fun With Sharp, Painful Needles * Fun With Unix * Gandhi's Influence On Al Bundy * Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy * Gay Men Named Spike * Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective * George Bush: The Wild Years * George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names * Good English Cooking * Good Norwegian Jokes * Great American Cars Of The 1980's * Great Australian Beers * Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages * Great English Lovers * Great Moments In Scab Football * Habit By Day, Leather By Night: The Double Life Of Sister * Hearing-Impaired Disc Jockeys * Hemophilic Vampires * Heroes Of The Australian Resistance During World War II * Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West * Heterosexual Lesbians * Heterosexuality, by The Wedge Rats * Highlights Of The 1994 World Series * Hilarious Female Comics * Hindu Beef Recipes * Honesty In The White House: 1969-1974 * Household Uses For Plutonium * How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir * How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economy, by Various Socialists * How Paperclips Work * How To Be A Good Sport, by Tonya Harding * How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson * How To Blow Your Nose * How To Cook Sushi * How To Keep A Virgin From Following You Around Afterwards * How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel * How To Win Friends When You Still Smell Like Crap * How To Win The Super Bowl, by Jim Kelly * How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger * Human Rights Advances in China * I Was A Teenage Teenager * Ice Recipes * In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro * Inkless Pens * Intellectuals Who Like Howard Stern * Irish Teetotalers * Italian War Heroes * Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation * Jewish Business Ethics * Jurassic Laundromat * Kayak To A Better Beginning * Keebler Elves That Touch Themselves * Kelly Chang: The Chinese Redhead * Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush * Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles * Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno * Madonna On Formal Wear * Madonna: An Introspective * Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone * Malcolm X's Guide To Pork Dishes * Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches * Men Who Like Circumcision * Mexican Summit: Legal Aliens In The U.S. * Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette * Mike Tyson's Insightful Thoughts * Mime Talk * Modesty, The Argentinian Way * Mormon Divorce Lawyers * Mountaineering The Netherlands * Moustache Mania! * My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy * My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat * My Favorite Jews, by Yassir Arafat * My Life As A Woman, by Martina Navratilova * My Life On The Wagon, by Ted Kennedy * My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton * My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson * My Life Without My Brother Ron, by Clint Howard * My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan * My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold * My Plan To Find The Real Killers, by OJ Simpson * My Rise From Obscurity, by Al Gore * My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader * My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan * Names For The Little Thingies On The Ends Of Your Shoelaces * National Directory Of Irish AA Members * NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever * Nice Guys Who Got To Be President * Nicknames For "Al" * Norwegians Without Herring Breath * Novel: The Novel * Nude Beaches in Iran * Numerical Equivalencies Of 2 * Obesity In East Africa * Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid * One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA * One-Legged Folk Dances * Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape * Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods * Original Japanese Designers * Orville Redenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats * Ouchless Spinal Bandages * Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin * Our Sex Life Since Gennifer Flowers, by Hillary Clinton * Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster * Painless Tooth Extraction, by Mr. Sledge Hammer * Pakistani Baseball Stars * Party Tricks With Boiling Lead * Pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Jeez.. Who made this list? P.S. Shorten your sig, Jatt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 man, that's a big list. tip on sig shortening: use the [ size = 6 ] tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 * Advanced Macintosh User's Guide * Clinton's Unbroken Promises * French Hospitality * Great American Cars Of The 1980's * My Plan To Find The Real Killers, by OJ Simpson * My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader * One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA Those are very funny. The ones above are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 24, 2002 Author Share Posted October 24, 2002 i got them off site called the laugh zone. and eets, excuse me! i've had longer and nobody's complained! and i've seen longer. so there. j/k i change it pretty often, so it'll get changed soon, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessSith Posted October 24, 2002 Share Posted October 24, 2002 Wow... that list got way bigger since this morning when you showed it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Books never written: Yellow river by I. P. Freely Cold Fusion: A Reality by Gene Yuss How to read minds by Claire Voyant All-Purpose Survival Guide by Justin Case Staying Still by Manny Caan Money making schemes Sell dehydrated water to campers sell quarters for a dollar to arcade addicts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 LOL! Thats great. There's a ton of good ones in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Hope these work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armadillopillow Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 *cracks up at Rhetts post* hahaha * Americans Today That Are Brighter Than A Lightbulb do you have a link to where ya got all these Jatt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 lol, those are hilarious!! ..guide to arab democracies...LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 26, 2002 Author Share Posted October 26, 2002 yeah, i've got a link. they're all from a joke site called The Laugh Zone The actual list is here: Here is a List of Really Short Books that site is great. it has tons of jokes. enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Awesome thread, Jatt. I can barely type, I'm laughing so hard. *clutches aching stomach* Ow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 here are a few I just came up with: Complete Listing of Chase Windu's Intelligent Posts People NOT on Chase's List Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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